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As I was about to climax lo and behold my dad barges through the door, (during liftoff), shouting "WHAT UP DAWG".

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This is the best highlight, even though none of the stories yet tops chopsticks'.

Also, LOL to all of you blasting teh pr0n. Don't any of you have headphones?

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s I was about to climax lo and behold my dad barges through the door, (during liftoff), shouting "WHAT UP DAWG".

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This is the best highlight, even though none of the stories yet tops chopsticks'.

Also, LOL to all of you blasting teh pr0n. Don't any of you have headphones?

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If you wear headphones how you gonna hear someone approaching your jackoff area?

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how is this thread not deleted yet?

oh wait, nm wrong one

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Beating off renders you blind.

Word of the Lord, imo

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This thread is the awesome imo, I'm sorry I can't contribute any good stories (cause I'm too good to get caught LDO)

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Never got caught, but my g/f at the time found my jizz towel. Then I had to explain what jizz towels were and that I wasn't the only male in the world to have one.

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This thread is the awesome imo, I'm sorry I can't contribute any good stories (cause I'm too good to get caught LDO)

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You don't have to get caught to have a bad wackin it experience. your tellin me u never shot a fountain load str8 in the air and had a little land right above your lip or by your eye or somethin? come on bra

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This thread is the awesome imo, I'm sorry I can't contribute any good stories (cause I'm too good to get caught LDO)

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You don't have to get caught to have a bad wackin it experience. your tellin me u never shot a fountain load str8 in the air and had a little land right above your lip or by your eye or somethin? come on bra

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[censored] lol

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I used to deliver pizza a few years ago. The place was pretty slow most nights so i would take my time doing deliveries and they wouldnt know. i had a delivery near my house, so i decided to stop in and hopped on my computer for a sec. i opened some porn and started wanking it. while i was about to finish my mom came home, so i grabbed a sports illustrated swimsuit mag and headed back to work. i ripped out a few pages and held them on the steering wheel so i could jerk it while driving. soon after i pulled over on the side of the road. i got out in front of my car and busted on the street. then i took a piss and went back to work.

i actually got some cum on my pants and only realized when i was standing there waiting for another delivery. i was laughing to myself knowing i had cum on my pants and nobody else knew what i just did lol.

that wasnt really embarassing, but funny nonetheless

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Did you work for Big Sausage Pizza?

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This thread is the awesome imo, I'm sorry I can't contribute any good stories (cause I'm too good to get caught LDO)

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You don't have to get caught to have a bad wackin it experience. your tellin me u never shot a fountain load str8 in the air and had a little land right above your lip or by your eye or somethin? come on bra

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And this is a bad experience because...?