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not bad ae

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no matter what i do i'll always be # 2 to you but ty

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not bad ae

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no matter what i do i'll always be #22 to you but ty

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not bad ae

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no matter what i do i'll always be # 2 to you but ty

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this is the most outrageous brag i've ever read on this site

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whatever haters

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This hand was so sweet because on the flop I knew he had a set and I also KNEW I was going to spike on the turn.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<font color="black">Hero (BB): $3,641.00</font>
SB: $2,470.50

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $20.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $60.00</font>, SB calls $40.00

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($120) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $120.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $350.00</font>, Hero calls $230.00

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($820) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $1,170.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $3,231.00</font>, SB calls all-in for $890.50
Uncalled bet of $1,170.50 returned to Hero

<font color="black">River:</font> ($4941) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $4,941.00 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Twos) and LOST (-$2,470.50)
Hero had 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Fives) and WON (+$2,470.00)

Extra-sensory perception FTW
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PokerStars Game #10163079014: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/05/29 - 07:54:37 (ET)
Table 'Phaetusa III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: kizza_om ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 2: aejones ($369.85 in chips)
Seat 3: Measty ($90.80 in chips)
Seat 4: matfyzak ($132.85 in chips)
Seat 5: sPurity ($100 in chips)
Seat 6: MatchLeader ($62.25 in chips)
matfyzak: posts small blind $0.50
sPurity: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aejones [Td 8c]
MatchLeader: calls $1
kizza_om: folds
aejones: raises $2 to $3
Measty: folds
matfyzak: calls $2.50
sPurity: raises $17 to $20
MatchLeader: folds
aejones: calls $17
matfyzak: raises $112.85 to $132.85 and is all-in
sPurity: calls $80 and is all-in
aejones: calls $112.85
*** FLOP *** [6c 3d Th]
*** TURN *** [6c 3d Th] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [6c 3d Th 9h] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
matfyzak: shows [As Kh] (a pair of Sixes)
aejones: shows [Td 8c] (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
aejones collected $65.70 from side pot
sPurity: mucks hand
aejones collected $298 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $366.70 Main pot $298. Side pot $65.70. | Rake $3
Board [6c 3d Th 9h 6s]
Seat 1: kizza_om folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: aejones showed [Td 8c] and won ($363.70) with two pair, Tens and Sixes
Seat 3: Measty (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: matfyzak (small blind) showed [As Kh] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 5: sPurity (big blind) mucked [Ah Kd]
Seat 6: MatchLeader folded before Flop

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standard

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i lost with 5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] on a flop of 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

that sucks. the guy had 8 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

i called on the flop expecting the guy after me to raise, but he folded. turn brought J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] he bet, i made a small raise, thinking i was in good shape, river 9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

busto!

although the john kane post finals streak continues, up almost $18K. 12 days, 26K hands at 7ptbb/100. woot! 20K hands of 2-4nl, 3K at 3-6nl and 2K at 5-10nl.

gl all

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im a degen, back at foxwoods to get my revenge, haha.

be here till thursday sometime.

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last night i played ~400 hands of 100NL and tried to have 100% VPIP... I misclicked folded about 3 tiems (doh) and ended up running about 90/54, and won 300 dollars on the session.

Try playing .5-1 and NEVER folding preflop, it's amazingly fun. I really wonder if I could turn a profit long term doing that? Assuming, that is, that my opponents did not KNOW for a fact that I could not fold preflop.

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im a degen, back at foxwoods to get my revenge, haha.

be here till thursday sometime.

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haha nice. better luck this time bro. small chance i'll show up, but after the [censored] i've been running into live recently, i doubt i'll make it

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omfg I'm in the green for this month! I put in my first good, winning session in what feels like forever.

I thought for sure this was gonna be a losing month. I've only had one before, but it was before I got serious about playing and I was terrible.

Of course right now I'm at just slightly over minimum wage for this (very long) month, but I'll take it.

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Can anyone ship me a couple hundred on stars for ftp monies?

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I'll be at Foxwoods on Thursday. Who's gonna be there? Snipes? Gary? Grafyx said he may be there as well.

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ill be in toronto this weekend if people wanna meet up for a beer

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play terrible.... win

Full Tilt Poker Game #2539810482: Table Vita (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:32:31 ET - 2007/05/29
Seat 1: Jeffmet3 ($589.50)
Seat 2: pareshjain ($928.30)
pareshjain posts the small blind of $2
Jeffmet3 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jeffmet3 [7s Ts]
pareshjain raises to $12
Jeffmet3 calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Tc 6c 5c]
Jeffmet3 checks
pareshjain bets $24
Jeffmet3 calls $24
*** TURN *** [Tc 6c 5c] [7h]
Jeffmet3 checks
pareshjain bets $72
Jeffmet3 calls $72
*** RIVER *** [Tc 6c 5c 7h] [7d]
Jeffmet3 checks
pareshjain bets $216
Jeffmet3 has 15 seconds left to act
Jeffmet3 raises to $481.50, and is all in
pareshjain calls $265.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Jeffmet3 shows [7s Ts] (a full house, Sevens full of Tens)
pareshjain mucks
Jeffmet3 wins the pot ($1,178.50) with a full house, Sevens full of Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,179 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Tc 6c 5c 7h 7d]
Seat 1: Jeffmet3 (big blind) showed [7s Ts] and won ($1,178.50) with a full house, Sevens full of Tens
Seat 2: pareshjain (small blind) mucked [Kc Jc] - a flush, King high

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deja vu?

Full Tilt Poker Game #2539886000: Table Vita (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:41:40 ET - 2007/05/29
Seat 1: Jeffmet3 ($911)
Seat 2: pareshjain ($651.50)
pareshjain posts the small blind of $2
Jeffmet3 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jeffmet3 [7c Ad]
pareshjain raises to $12
Jeffmet3 calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Ah 7s 7d]
Jeffmet3 checks
pareshjain bets $24
Jeffmet3 calls $24
*** TURN *** [Ah 7s 7d] [6h]
Jeffmet3 checks
pareshjain bets $72
Jeffmet3 calls $72
*** RIVER *** [Ah 7s 7d 6h] [6d]
Jeffmet3 checks
pareshjain bets $216
Jeffmet3 raises to $803, and is all in
pareshjain calls $327.50, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $259.50 returned to Jeffmet3
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Jeffmet3 shows [7c Ad] (a full house, Sevens full of Aces)
pareshjain mucks
Jeffmet3 wins the pot ($1,302.50) with a full house, Sevens full of Aces
pareshjain is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,303 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ah 7s 7d 6h 6d]
Seat 1: Jeffmet3 (big blind) showed [7c Ad] and won ($1,302.50) with a full house, Sevens full of Aces
Seat 2: pareshjain (small blind) mucked [Jc 7h] - a full house, Sevens full of Sixes

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last post, sorry, but 30 seconds later....


edit: paresh, if you read this, i apologize for not chat, my chat is gone and fulltilt won't give it back

but pot pot pot might be exploitable

Full Tilt Poker Game #2539900511: Table Jobe (heads up) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:43:23 ET - 2007/05/29
Seat 1: Jeffmet3 ($793.20)
Seat 2: pareshjain ($813.25)
Jeffmet3 posts the small blind of $2
pareshjain posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Jeffmet3 [5s As]
Jeffmet3 raises to $12
pareshjain raises to $36
Jeffmet3 calls $24
*** FLOP *** [2d Kc 4s]
pareshjain bets $72
Jeffmet3 calls $72
*** TURN *** [2d Kc 4s] [Ah]
pareshjain bets $216
Jeffmet3 calls $216
*** RIVER *** [2d Kc 4s Ah] [4d]
pareshjain bets $489.25, and is all in
Jeffmet3 calls $469.20, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $20.05 returned to pareshjain
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pareshjain shows [8h 5h] (a pair of Fours)
Jeffmet3 shows [5s As] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
Jeffmet3 wins the pot ($1,585.90) with two pair, Aces and Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,586.40 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2d Kc 4s Ah 4d]
Seat 1: Jeffmet3 (small blind) showed [5s As] and won ($1,585.90) with two pair, Aces and Fours
Seat 2: pareshjain (big blind) showed [8h 5h] and lost with a pair of Fours

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Full Tilt Poker Game #2539840734: Table Festival (6 max) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:36:13 ET - 2007/05/29
Seat 1: Genius28 ($50,085)
Seat 2: howisitfeellike ($12,191)
Seat 3: Angelica18 ($59,788)
Seat 4: MUCKEMSAYUHH ($53,591)
Seat 5: durrrr ($245,829.50)
Seat 6: sbrugby ($87,379)
durrrr posts the small blind of $200
sbrugby posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Genius28 folds
howisitfeellike folds
Angelica18 folds
MUCKEMSAYUHH raises to $1,400
durrrr folds
sbrugby calls $1,000
*** FLOP *** [Th Kh 5d]
sbrugby checks
MUCKEMSAYUHH checks
*** TURN *** [Th Kh 5d] [6c]
sbrugby checks
MUCKEMSAYUHH bets $2,600
sbrugby raises to $9,800
MUCKEMSAYUHH calls $7,200
*** RIVER *** [Th Kh 5d 6c] [3s]
sbrugby bets $43,000
MUCKEMSAYUHH calls $42,391, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $609 returned to sbrugby
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sbrugby shows [2d 2c] (a pair of Twos)
MUCKEMSAYUHH shows [2s Ks] (a pair of Kings)
MUCKEMSAYUHH wins the pot ($107,379) with a pair of Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $107,382 | Rake $3
Board: [Th Kh 5d 6c 3s]
Seat 1: Genius28 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: howisitfeellike didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Angelica18 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: MUCKEMSAYUHH (button) showed [2s Ks] and won ($107,379) with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: durrrr (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: sbrugby (big blind) showed [2d 2c] and lost with a pair of Twos

cole you sick [censored]

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lol, cole just made my last two weeks in that hand.

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lol, cole just made my last two weeks in that hand.

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ahaha you are quickly becoming funnier month by month

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Goddamn cts is sick

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envious to the Nth deggree

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Could someone give me a summary of "Omg BoostedJ is a scammer" story ?

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I need about $3k on Stars. I have Full Tilt money to trade. Please PM.

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Hey have any of you guys "pre registered" on the wsop site? Is there any advantage to doing it besides waiting in line to register... or is it even an advantage? Don't you have to wait in line to "check in" at some point and sign some sort of TV release?

I just got two wsop preliminary event entries with my stars FPPs so I'm wondering if I should bother to pre-reg or not.

Thanks

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having miserable tilty sessions and still ending up in the green from them feels soooo much better than just killing it constantly. Except for the like... fog I get from tilting where I feel like I want to break everything I see.

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BTW F you haters, etc.

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Brag: Just banged out 10 page paper from scratch in 6 hours
Beat: Paper is about short stacking
Variance: Paper has absolutely nothing to do with psychology

adderall is a hell of a drug

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actually won 3k in this live session miraculously. had one cool hand.

playing 3 handed 10/25 must move.
bn folds, i raise KJo to 75, bb calls.

flop 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
i bet 100 he calls.

turn A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
i bet 225, he calls

river: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
i check, he bets 500, i call, K-hi good. ship ship

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I was about to post my 100k graph in like 40% of the hands in your thread but I'll let you have your day.

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nice, i've been de-knighted

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Had a pretty good day today myself, +$15k in 2400 hands. Brings me into the green for the month too, which is cool!

Now if I can just find a way to turn online money into real money before the WSOP i'll be set.

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Had a pretty good day today myself, +$15k in 2400 hands. Brings me into the green for the month too, which is cool!

Now if I can just find a way to turn online money into real money before the WSOP i'll be set.

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if for any random reason you're in rhode island in the next couple weeks i'll trade you like 15k for tilt monies

prob a shot in the dark though

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Lost 3 buyins at NL 400 last night...it hurts. Are any of these hands coolers/standard?

PokerStars Game #10176081517: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/05/29 -

Table 'Hicks' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: PHAETON44 ($180.40 in chips)
Seat 2: BJC10000 ($399.05 in chips)
Seat 3: manuel987 ($335.40 in chips)
Seat 4: lexwilly ($924.10 in chips)
Seat 5: p0ck3tp3ar ($389.65 in chips)
Seat 6: FGators26 ($394 in chips)
lexwilly: posts small blind $2
p0ck3tp3ar: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FGators26 [As Jc]
FGators26: raises $12 to $16
PHAETON44: calls $16
BJC10000: calls $16
manuel987: folds
lexwilly: folds
p0ck3tp3ar: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [Ac 6h Jh]
p0ck3tp3ar: checks
FGators26: bets $52
PHAETON44: folds
BJC10000: calls $52
p0ck3tp3ar: folds
*** TURN *** [Ac 6h Jh] [Qc]
FGators26: bets $148
BJC10000: raises $183.05 to $331.05 and is all-in
FGators26: calls $178 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Ac 6h Jh Qc] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FGators26: shows [As Jc] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
BJC10000: shows [Ad Qs] (two pair, Aces and Queens)


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FGators26 [4d 2d]
FGators26: raises $12 to $16
flash237: folds
MrteddyKGB: folds
finallywon: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [9s Qd 3d]
finallywon: checks
FGators26: checks
*** TURN *** [9s Qd 3d] [5d]
finallywon: bets $28
FGators26: calls $28
*** RIVER *** [9s Qd 3d 5d] [Ac]
finallywon: bets $64
FGators26: raises $245.60 to $309.60 and is all-in
finallywon: calls $245.60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FGators26: shows [4d 2d] (a flush, Queen high)
finallywon: shows [6d 7d] (a flush, Queen high - Seven higher)
finallywon collected $707.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***

This is the really bad one, however I put him on a hand like he had...Im trying to rep a slowplayed set, I'm not sure how believable that is. He only beats a bluff still...this is the one that I know is ugly though.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FGators26 [7d Ad]
flash237: folds
MrteddyKGB: folds
finallywon: folds
garompon: raises $12 to $16
FGators26: raises $32 to $48
bluepitcole: folds
garompon: calls $32
*** FLOP *** [6d Jh 5d]
FGators26: checks
garompon: checks
*** TURN *** [6d Jh 5d] [3s]
FGators26: checks
garompon: bets $60
FGators26: raises $294 to $354 and is all-in
garompon: calls $256 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [6d Jh 5d 3s] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FGators26: shows [7d Ad] (high card Ace)
garompon: shows [4c 4h] (a pair of Fours)
garompon collected $729 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***

PokerStars Game #10177251342: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/05/30 - 00:55:33 (ET)
Table 'Hicks' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Leatherass9 ($1088.10 in chips)
Seat 2: dbldn1 ($101.60 in chips)
Seat 3: NY Spike NY ($412.80 in chips)
Seat 4: Texasdonkey ($193.60 in chips)
Seat 5: p0ck3tp3ar ($707.20 in chips)
Seat 6: FGators26 ($426.20 in chips)
Leatherass9: posts small blind $2
dbldn1: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FGators26 [As Qc]
NY Spike NY: folds
Texasdonkey: folds
p0ck3tp3ar: raises $10 to $14
FGators26: raises $34 to $48
Leatherass9: folds
dbldn1: folds
p0ck3tp3ar: calls $34
*** FLOP *** [4d 2s Ah]
p0ck3tp3ar: checks
FGators26: checks
*** TURN *** [4d 2s Ah] [Ad]
p0ck3tp3ar: bets $80
FGators26: calls $80
*** RIVER *** [4d 2s Ah Ad] [Kh]
p0ck3tp3ar: bets $125
FGators26: calls $125
*** SHOW DOWN ***
p0ck3tp3ar: shows [Kc Ac] (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
FGators26: shows [As Qc] (three of a kind, Aces)
p0ck3tp3ar collected $509 from pot

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I was about to post my 100k graph in like 40% of the hands in your thread but I'll let you have your day.

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I saw your avatar and almost made a "but reef sucks at poker" post. That would have been embarrassing.

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lol shortstacker telling people they suck at poker

(and if you ask again, yes I'd [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] u to play with 100bbs)

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nothing like getting in 2250 hands before 11 am. Time to study for my 2pm final.

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lol shortstacker telling people they suck at poker

(and if you ask again, yes I'd [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] u to play with 100bbs)

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I said I would play 100bb as a joke. If you took that as srs biz, then lol.