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oe39 09-06-2007 12:46 AM

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In my experience, any dude who pops his collar is a giant bag of douche.

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how did this fact get downgraded to an observation?

KotOD 09-07-2007 01:02 AM

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Also, wearing sunglasses indoors is a pretty good indication that someone sucks, unless they're like 80 years old and they're prescription shades, but they still suck for being an old person.

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showth...page=0&vc=1

mbillie1 09-07-2007 01:06 AM

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Nothing's going to be foolproof, because you have to adjust for irony sometimes. But driving a Hummer is a pretty good indicator.

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99.99% agreed, except for one guy I saw whose vanity plate on his H2 was "1MPG" ... awesomest vanity plate ever lol

I also saw a bumper sticker around the time of the Iraq war / protest issues / whatever that said "JUST GIVE WAR A CHANCE" which I thought was pretty hilarious

Barrin6 09-07-2007 03:41 AM

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This thread proves that most twoplustwoer's are over-observant nits.

Kaj 09-07-2007 09:34 AM

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Edit: BTW I think the Heinekins are a douche mark as well.


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WTF? Not that it's my fav. drink, but it can't be anywhere near the top of the "douche mark" beers list (Coors/Miller/Bud Lite, etc).

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Are you kidding? Paying more for a crappy beer because of its image and not taste is a clear sign of dbaggery.

The guy who orders a Miller isn't ordering it to look cool.

MacGuyV 09-07-2007 09:58 AM

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Are you kidding? Paying more for a crappy beer because of its image and not taste is a clear sign of dbaggery.

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Or he's in a bar w/ poor selection & prefers beer that is less crappy.

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The guy who orders a Miller isn't ordering it to look cool.

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Funny how that guy seems to have an Abercrombie shirt on half the time though.

Hey_Porter 09-07-2007 10:25 AM

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Why is it douchey to wear a basketball jersey when playing/watching basketball?

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For the same reason it's douchey to wear a band's t-shirt when you go see their concert ldo

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Which is why, exactly? I don't own a single band T-Shirt, but have heard this one before, and often find the people who say it to be the bigger douche bags. Are you talking about people who maybe kind of like the band, but get it shirt and wear it to the concert, or are you talking about the kind of guy who loves the band, and would probably be wearing that same shirt on that day anyway? Either way, this is one of those things that has gotten into the minds of some people as something you "don't do" with little to no reason behind it.

Kaj 09-07-2007 11:03 AM

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Are you kidding? Paying more for a crappy beer because of its image and not taste is a clear sign of dbaggery.

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Or he's in a bar w/ poor selection & prefers beer that is less crappy.

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Then maybe he needs a new bar if Heineken is the best drink they have.

Droogie 09-07-2007 11:08 AM

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The first things that come to mind definitely are:

Pink shirts.
Scarves.
Wearing sunglasses inside.
Drinking vodka-red bull.

oe39 09-07-2007 02:59 PM

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Are you kidding? Paying more for a crappy beer because of its image and not taste is a clear sign of dbaggery.

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Or he's in a bar w/ poor selection & prefers beer that is less crappy.


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there are zero bars in the world that don't serve a cheaper, better beer than heineken.


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