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TimberBee 11-30-2007 05:13 PM

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A+, will save to harddrive again.

Also: GL in recovering Jimmy. I'm sure you'll find a way.

highsteptd 11-30-2007 05:15 PM

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sucks man...good luck and hope you learned the lesson

luckyjimm 11-30-2007 05:22 PM

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I'm at work so can't look but, hey, thanks enormously, that's totally unexpected and very generous. I can pick it up in cash from the Western club tomorrow. Great!

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hmm - i was hoping you would try to go robusto with it, but do what you gotta do.

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Ha, hey, you know what, I'd prefer that too! But I thought you might have wanted me to withdraw it straight away, and I'd have happily done that. Okay, instead I will play my best poker and go robusto! I'll keep you guys posted. Thanks again!

luckyjimm 11-30-2007 05:23 PM

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Can people please stop telling compulsive losers to stop playing poker? It's bad for business. K thx.

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yea jimm leaving will really dry up the 25 cent plo games on a small network

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Oh yah because I just lost £815 overnight playing 25 cent....

mak15 11-30-2007 05:40 PM

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[x]paid for hooker with rent money
[x]obv

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Ahahahaha, actually, no, but I did see her yesterday morning when my housemates were at work and gave her £300 for two agreeable hours. ZOMG A GIRL IN MY BEDROOM WITH NO CLOTHES ON!!!!!!!!!!!

But I had £860 come into my account today, so my rent money was seperate and I could afford it.

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ya it was only 25% of your net worth, you could definitely afford it.

and when you win, it is not because you magically played well, it is cause you ran well. you are an idiot and have no semblance of understanding of variance. you play way too high, like 100x to high for your net worth.

it amazes how much human intelligence varies.

luckyjimm 11-30-2007 05:46 PM

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jim - i just sent you 255.79 on ftp. GL!

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Wow, just checked my email:

"This is an automated message sent from Full Tilt Poker.

Your Player ID: XXX
Date and Time: 2007-11-30 15:58:35
Transfer Number: 0159B985
Payment Method: Transfer
Amount: $255.79

Status: APPROVED

This transfer has been approved. You may use your funds immediately.

Good Luck!"

THANKS DUDE!!!!!

VP$IP 11-30-2007 05:58 PM

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You may use your funds immediately

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Yes. If you fall off a horse, you should get back on as soon as possible (unless you are Christopher Reeve)

MNSUgoMAVS! 11-30-2007 06:24 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
Jimm, I'll stake you but only if you play on Bodog, bc nobody can lose there...I hope....

Triumph36 11-30-2007 06:27 PM

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[x]paid for hooker with rent money
[x]obv

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Ahahahaha, actually, no, but I did see her yesterday morning when my housemates were at work and gave her £300 for two agreeable hours. ZOMG A GIRL IN MY BEDROOM WITH NO CLOTHES ON!!!!!!!!!!!

But I had £860 come into my account today, so my rent money was seperate and I could afford it.

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ya it was only 25% of your net worth, you could definitely afford it.

and when you win, it is not because you magically played well, it is cause you ran well. you are an idiot and have no semblance of understanding of variance. you play way too high, like 100x to high for your net worth.

it amazes how much human intelligence varies.

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luckyjimm is clearly not an idiot. he is just deluded. there's a large difference.

jimm stop living like a dostoyevsky character - humiliation is nice every once in a while, but being perpetually down-on-your-luck on purpose by playing a game you can't win - it's no good.

Resistance 11-30-2007 06:32 PM

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Can people please stop telling compulsive losers to stop playing poker? It's bad for business. K thx.

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yea jimm leaving will really dry up the 25 cent plo games on a small network

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Oh yah because I just lost £815 overnight playing 25 cent....

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If you wanted to be anything more than a recreational fish then that's what you should've done.. 'cept you wouldn't have lost £815 obviously..

terp 11-30-2007 06:56 PM

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come to full tilt poker plz

genius55 11-30-2007 06:56 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
lapoker, why did u do that?

JokersAttack 11-30-2007 07:03 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
hey lapoker,

I justt lost $600 for child support payments. can u help me please sir?

luckyjimm 11-30-2007 07:12 PM

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[x]paid for hooker with rent money
[x]obv

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Ahahahaha, actually, no, but I did see her yesterday morning when my housemates were at work and gave her £300 for two agreeable hours. ZOMG A GIRL IN MY BEDROOM WITH NO CLOTHES ON!!!!!!!!!!!

But I had £860 come into my account today, so my rent money was seperate and I could afford it.

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ya it was only 25% of your net worth, you could definitely afford it.

and when you win, it is not because you magically played well, it is cause you ran well. you are an idiot and have no semblance of understanding of variance. you play way too high, like 100x to high for your net worth.

it amazes how much human intelligence varies.

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luckyjimm is clearly not an idiot. he is just deluded. there's a large difference.

jimm stop living like a dostoyevsky character - humiliation is nice every once in a while, but being perpetually down-on-your-luck on purpose by playing a game you can't win - it's
no good.

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Yes, well put. A psychologist would say that the core of my problems come from actively *looking* for shame and humiliation, whether underachieving and being talked down to at work, embarrassing myself in front of girls I care about by getting drunk or not knowing how to seduce them, or losing all my money so I know I will have to demean myself in front of friends and jeopardise our relationships. This affects every aspect of my life, really.

swope 11-30-2007 07:22 PM

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no, a psychologist would sit back and let you pay for *his* hookers while you sat there doing your litany of pity for your captive audience.

galmost 11-30-2007 09:18 PM

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How old are you luckyjimm?

and goodluck

Enervate 11-30-2007 09:37 PM

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Jimm,

If you post a real picture of you I will send you $50.

luckyjimm 11-30-2007 09:46 PM

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How old are you luckyjimm?

and goodluck

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29.5

KhalynYohrk 11-30-2007 09:53 PM

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life is more fun when you take it seriously jim, think about it.

Sublimemoment 11-30-2007 10:12 PM

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Jim, it seems to me that you don't get a whole hell of a lot of actual work done while you're on the job. Aside from reading and posting on 2+2 of course.

Good Luck!!!

luckyjimm 11-30-2007 10:15 PM

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Jim, it seems to me that you don't get a whole hell of a lot of actual work done while you're on the job. Aside from reading and posting on 2+2 of course.

Good Luck!!!

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And? [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

lapoker17 11-30-2007 10:24 PM

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pm i just received...

From: TruFeelings521

I dunno why you sent luckyjimm anyt money at all. He is obviously a losing player. I am currently busto on stars and my name is qwerty248(Rochester). I specialize in HU sng's and if you look at my sharkscope I was on fire and playing well. However, I decided to spew most of it trying to switch over to HU cash. If you could ship me some extra money to get going again I would appreciate it. Thank you.

Good night, good luck and take care.

-Tim


wtf. leave me alone losers.

luckyjimm 11-30-2007 10:27 PM

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Jimm,

If you post a real picture of you I will send you $50.

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I could only find this old one

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/278...tdowsonmp4.jpg

Ship me the $50 ok thx

uauaEEE 11-30-2007 10:33 PM

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hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha

Enervate 11-30-2007 10:38 PM

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Jimm,

If you post a real picture of you I will send you $50.

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I could only find this old one

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/278...tdowsonmp4.jpg

Ship me the $50 ok thx

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A real picture with you holding up on a piece of papaer 'I LOVE BBV, I AM A RAILTARD'

Riina 11-30-2007 10:42 PM

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jim get your [censored] sjit together, stop being your own tormentor and stop pissing your soul away. your life is not a [censored] game nor a comedy noir [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

luckyjimm 11-30-2007 10:46 PM

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jim get your [censored] sjit together, stop being your own tormentor and stop pissing your soul away. your life is not a [censored] game nor a comedy noir [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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Thanks - very true, and well put.

The Lipo Fund 11-30-2007 10:51 PM

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you make me feel better about life jimm

thanks for the daily pickmeuppers. if i ever meet you, i owe you a few drinks

illuminati 11-30-2007 10:56 PM

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pm i just received...

From: TruFeelings521

I dunno why you sent luckyjimm anyt money at all. He is obviously a losing player. I am currently busto on stars and my name is qwerty248(Rochester). I specialize in HU sng's and if you look at my sharkscope I was on fire and playing well. However, I decided to spew most of it trying to switch over to HU cash. If you could ship me some extra money to get going again I would appreciate it. Thank you.

Good night, good luck and take care.

-Tim


wtf. leave me alone losers.

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PMer should obviously kill himself

Chump Change 11-30-2007 10:56 PM

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Jimm, at least tell me you have a nice european rakeback deal, right?


Right?

Student Caine 11-30-2007 11:17 PM

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Man, this is some Grade A degen [censored]. I will have to check back here after he goes Robusto...or Nick the Greek's it...

luckyjimm 11-30-2007 11:22 PM

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Jimm, at least tell me you have a nice european rakeback deal, right?


Right?

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iPoker ban rakeback, unfortunately. I get some kind of points bonus, which feels like you have to earn it twice, but it's just about better than nothing.

luckyjimm 12-01-2007 12:12 AM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
Just turned £48 into £278 in like ten minutes

THANK YOU GOD OF MIDDLE-OF-NIGHT IPOKER

Also, I am drunk


$1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$271.06</font>)
UTG+1 (<font color="#0000cc">$282.31</font>)
CO (<font color="#0000cc">$310.45</font>)
BTN (<font color="#0000cc">$115.14</font>)
SB (<font color="#0000cc">$158.67</font>)
BB (<font color="#0000cc">$368.08</font>)

Pre-flop: ($4, 6 players) Hero is UTG 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero calls $2, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 raises to $9</font>, CO calls $9, <font color="#777777">3 folds</font>, Hero calls $7
<font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/as.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/ac.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/9c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/3c.gif 68.50% (EV = $13.61)
</font><font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/2s.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/7c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/5c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/2d.gif 31.50% (EV = $1.39)
</font>
Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($33, 3 players)
Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG+1 bets $20</font>, CO calls $20, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $110</font>, UTG+1 calls $90, <font color="#777777">CO folds</font>
<font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/as.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/ac.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/9c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/3c.gif 63.00% (EV = $61.99)
</font><font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/2s.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/7c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/5c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/2d.gif 37.00% (EV = -$8.99)
</font>
Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($273, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero goes all-in $152.06</font>, UTG+1 calls $152.06
<font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/as.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/ac.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/9c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/3c.gif 82.50% (EV = $324.06)
</font><font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/2s.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/7c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/5c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/2d.gif 17.50% (EV = -$51.06)
</font>
River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($577.12, 2 players)
<font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/as.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/ac.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/9c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/3c.gif 100.00% (EV = $577.12)
</font><font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/2s.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/7c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/5c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/2d.gif 0.00% (EV = $0.00)
</font>
Final Pot: $577.12
Hero shows: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG+1 shows: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Hero wins $571.12 ( won +$300.06 )
UTG+1 lost -$271.06
CO lost -$29.00

The Lipo Fund 12-01-2007 12:14 AM

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dude just stop now

luckyjimm 12-01-2007 12:18 AM

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dude just stop now

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I quit the table right after. I've withdrawn £200. I have £75 still to play with.

On top of LAPoker's $255 on Neteller for which I was very grateful, a kind soul who'd lent/staked me in the past sent me £220 via Neteller earlier, on top of £25 from a kind man in Germany. I deposited this, played just a little, and cashed out £312. Of course I'm paying them back.

But so thanks to the benevolence of 2+2, this crisis seems pretty much over! Thanks, guys.

Chump Change 12-01-2007 12:22 AM

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Jimm, at least tell me you have a nice european rakeback deal, right?


Right?

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iPoker ban rakeback, unfortunately. I get some kind of points bonus, which feels like you have to earn it twice, but it's just about better than nothing.

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sweet god

luckyjimm 12-01-2007 12:28 AM

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Jimm, at least tell me you have a nice european rakeback deal, right?


Right?

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iPoker ban rakeback, unfortunately. I get some kind of points bonus, which feels like you have to earn it twice, but it's just about better than nothing.

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sweet god

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I don't play enough hands for rakeback to be massively important, anyway.

kemystery 12-01-2007 02:06 AM

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You have PokerTracker? That must be the most depressing thing to look at.

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Actually, even after this disaster I'm still up £1350 since 10th August when I opened my Betfred account.

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pay your rent with the 1350

luckyjimm 12-01-2007 02:20 AM

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You have PokerTracker? That must be the most depressing thing to look at.

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Actually, even after this disaster I'm still up £1350 since 10th August when I opened my Betfred account.

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pay your rent with the 1350

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But I spent it. I don't keep any money in my poker account, and I don't seperate poker from living money. Well, all living money becomes defacto poker money...

kemystery 12-01-2007 02:28 AM

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You have PokerTracker? That must be the most depressing thing to look at.

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Actually, even after this disaster I'm still up £1350 since 10th August when I opened my Betfred account.

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pay your rent with the 1350

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But I spent it. I don't keep any money in my poker account, and I don't seperate poker from living money. Well, all living money becomes defacto poker money...

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there's your problem right there, you need to at least set aside $125 a week for your household finances. You say you make $450/wk why not arrange with your housemates to just pay the rent next week or a short term loan etc, unless this whole thread was just some convoluted scheme to get more free money sent to you to feed our addiction, in which case I applaud your efforts here my friend, well done.

Kem


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