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oh

also

i'm pretty sure this will become relevant at some point in the thread:

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oh

also

i'm pretty sure this will become relevant at some point in the thread:

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Like 75 replies or so ago and onward

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Ok, hopefully i get this all.

I thought given the ROFL factor that Dids was giving it that I was missing something beyond "drop the zero and get with the hero" being just a lame pickup line with only a passing reference to my name. I guess I should have known better than to assign more meaning to it.

Homemade ice cream is totally worth the effort and it sucks for all of you that don't think it is. I will enjoy my homemade ice cream and you can suckah suckah frozen dick y'all.

Also, to the poster who just had a fabulous meal - so did I. Thai food for the third day in a row for the mfkin win!

All - I am going to get so fat eating these goddamn pies. I'm almost hoping some of them will get stolen. Goddammit.

Anyway - time to throw one in the oven and get this show on the road.

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I will enjoy my homemade ice cream and you can suckah suckah frozen dick y'all.

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QFSSFDY.

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I've never heard of Schwann's apple pies-- are these good?

Also, most delicious vanilla ice cream I've ever had:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2285/...c34a1f49_o.jpg

Unfortunately, here in NYC, it retails for $6/pint.

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We shall find out how good they are in an hour or so.

In the meantime, DRY ICE:

http://web.mit.edu/div_by_0/Public/dryice.jpg

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brag: austin powers

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DBZ, you didn't address the question whether you have a webcam

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Austin Powers was on my mind a lot this weekend so I had to watch it. Beat: Desk didn't have Goldmember.

Webcam: There's a distinct possibility but not gonna happen.

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Austin Powers was on my mind a lot this weekend so I had to watch it. Beat: Desk didn't have Goldmember.

Webcam: There's a distinct possibility but not gonna happen.

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What kind of a chance would you say there is? One in a thousand?

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Austin Powers was on my mind a lot this weekend so I had to watch it.

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Query: Will you be saying "GET IN MAH BELLY!" when you eat your pie?

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Austin Powers was on my mind a lot this weekend so I had to watch it.

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Query: Will you be saying "GET IN MAH BELLY!" when you eat your pie?

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Verily.

Himself-
I meant that there was a definite possibility I had a webcam. No chance at setting up a feed.

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I think this is the best vanilla ice cream I have tasted:

Anyone who has tasted it agrees that it is better than Dreyer's, Haagen Dazs, Breyers, Godiva, whatever

http://www.moevenpick-icecream.com/i...10010_pack.jpg

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where there's a will there's a way.

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"One must do what one must do"

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"The Sleeper must awaken"

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NOM NOM NOM

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NOM NOM NOM

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The first slice was very much so.

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How long will it take you to finish one pie?

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How long will it take you to finish one pie?

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Less time than it should, longer than I will want it too.

I am trying to rope people into helping me eat it because I really don't want to have to buy new jeans. I actually just got new jeans and would like to continue being able to fit into them.

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100th ... do I win a pie er prize?

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100th ... do I win a pie er prize?

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Sure. Have one. They're delicious.

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If you just eat it instead of regular breakfast, lunch and dinner you should be fine, although several buckets of ice cream may make the difference.

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[censored]. I normally eat about one meal a day plus snack. This is gonna take FO'EVA'.

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One meal? Bahahahaha. Eat more.

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women

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One meal? Bahahahaha. Eat more.

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I eat when I'm hungry.

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One meal? Bahahahaha. Eat more.

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I eat when I'm hungry.

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Do you like, snack a lot or something?

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*grunching*

this seems like a good thread for Dids to show up and do his thing in.

Also, I highly recommend eating the pies.

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I eat when I'm hungry.

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Do you like, snack a lot or something?

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Yeah like I mentioned - generally one large meal and then snacking/smaller meal. Not hungry in the morning and I try to get a good lunch in around midday which generally tides me over with a small supplement later.

Also - lots and lots of Dr Pepper.

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I guess that's not so strange...FOR A GIRL!

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Yeah like I mentioned - generally one large meal and then snacking/smaller meal. Not hungry in the morning and I try to get a good lunch in around midday which generally tides me over with a small supplement later.

Also - lots and lots of Dr Pepper.

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UGHHH! Your diet is the same as my daughter's. Eat something for breakfast. Try a glass of OJ and a nutrition bar or bowl of cereal. Eat a good lunch and a small dinner. Cut down on all that sugar and caffeine. It's poison.

/dad rant

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One meal? Bahahahaha. Eat more.

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I eat when I'm hungry.

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Do you like, snack a lot or something?

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Yeah like I mentioned - generally one large meal and then snacking/smaller meal. Not hungry in the morning and I try to get a good lunch in around midday which generally tides me over with a small supplement later.

Also - lots and lots of Dr Pepper.

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Yeah like I mentioned - generally one large meal and then snacking/smaller meal. Not hungry in the morning and I try to get a good lunch in around midday which generally tides me over with a small supplement later.

Also - lots and lots of Dr Pepper.

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UGHHH! Your diet is the same as my daughter's. Eat something for breakfast. Try a glass of OJ and a nutrition bar or bowl of cereal. Eat a good lunch and a small dinner. Cut down on all that sugar and caffeine. It's poison.

/dad rant

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can you give me a dad rant please

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I eat when I'm hungry.

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Do you like, snack a lot or something?

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Yeah like I mentioned - generally one large meal and then snacking/smaller meal. Not hungry in the morning and I try to get a good lunch in around midday which generally tides me over with a small supplement later.

Also - lots and lots of Dr Pepper.

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i've always said that softdrink fuels racism

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Yeah like I mentioned - generally one large meal and then snacking/smaller meal. Not hungry in the morning and I try to get a good lunch in around midday which generally tides me over with a small supplement later.

Also - lots and lots of Dr Pepper.

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UGHHH! Your diet is the same as my daughter's. Eat something for breakfast. Try a glass of OJ and a nutrition bar or bowl of cereal. Eat a good lunch and a small dinner. Cut down on all that sugar and caffeine. It's poison.

/dad rant

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It's diet. No sugar. :P Also caffeine helps me focus in lieu of ritalin. Plus it's delicious. Just ask the KKK.

I do occasionally grab a bagel and some OJ for breakfast, generally on test days, but I have my first class at 10 so when that's out it's 11 and I might as well eat lunch.

To be fair though, my diet is like a million times healthier than other college students here since I actually cook. The other end of that is I have fewer snacks/meals since my meals require more effort.

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DBZ,

The sugar substitute in diet isn't great for you. Since you are young, you are probably better off drinking regular Dr Pepper (in moderation). As long as you exercise your body will not metabolize all the sugars. It took my wife 10 years to get me to focus on my diet and get to the gym. I am thankful that she was so persistent.

I wish I had developed good eating habits in college. It is much easier to acquire and maintain 6 pack abs in college than at age 40 [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Labrade,

If I ever [censored] catch [censored] off in front of the [censored] computer again I am going to [censored] up your [censored] [censored] [censored] so bad you won't know which [censored] way is up. And another thing, if I [censored] smell any [censored] weed on your [censored] clothes again I am going to beat the [censored] [censored] out of your [censored] [censored] ass.

/dad rant

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Also caffeine helps me focus

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I'M SO EXCITED!

I'M SO EXCITED!

I'M SO... SCA-hared........

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Now that sounds more like a (my) dad. The clincher is to go smoke a bowl in secret after that rant.

Also lol at your [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] about having 6 pack abs post-40 you sneaky braggart. I swear if your wife ever goes awol you'd be the worlds biggest e-pimp.

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I am super healthy

FYI

... fyi is the trendy imo imo