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jesus, do you really call it "the python"

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i'm still loling over this for whatever reason...great

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g,

"After a few more moments with your hand already positioned on the back of her head or neck (while still kissing) press gently in the downward direction. Usually this will get them going downward with the kisses going from the lips to the neck, then the chest, stomach, groin, inner thigh and then payday. If for some reason she resists any movements toward the penis or is like wtf? don't panic, remember that if you followed proper protocol your package should be out and nestled in her hand, all is not lost. You may have pushed too hard or suddenly, most girls don't like being pushed into things, you can then say something like "sorry, but damn you got me so hot right now I couldn't help it." and continue the making out. If you follow the steps this should be a >88% play."

To increase the odds from 88%+ to 98%+, do everything you recommend, except instead of pushing her down, slowly start standing up. She'll just keep kissing you (since no uncomfortable head push movements to resist) and the next thing you know your python will be right in front of her mouth.

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haven't read whole thread - but if no one's said it, this one recently worked amazingly well...

tell her you've never been able to get off during head... depends on the girl, but hopefully she'll see it as a challenge...

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The girl's thought process would go something like....

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Would that this were true.. Sadly, I actually haven't ever been able to get off during head. It usually comes up at some point (during conversation), and I never say it in an "I bet you couldn't get me there" sorta way, just a casual, "yeah, there must be something wrong with me" sorta way.

It has proven a gold mine for getting head. Otoh, it doesn't do a whole lot for me, so I don't really care.

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So, will you give me head? But, that probably only works successfully with the type of girls I pursue (if you even call it that).

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Try having: a. a good body; b. a big dick; c. a nice bank account. It helps.

Barry Greenstein

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Tap your foot, keep a wide stance, and make sure he sees you through the crack in the stall.

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haven't read whole thread - but if no one's said it, this one recently worked amazingly well...

tell her you've never been able to get off during head... depends on the girl, but hopefully she'll see it as a challenge...

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The girl's thought process would go something like....

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Would that this were true.. Sadly, I actually haven't ever been able to get off during head. It usually comes up at some point (during conversation), and I never say it in an "I bet you couldn't get me there" sorta way, just a casual, "yeah, there must be something wrong with me" sorta way.

It has proven a gold mine for getting head. Otoh, it doesn't do a whole lot for me, so I don't really care.

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Ask him to shave. I would assume that 5 o'clock shadow doesn't feel good against the raisins.

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"Accidentally" drop one of these on the floor...

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hahahahah

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GENIUS

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You guys are lame, or the girls that are giving you head (IF you're getting any) are lame.

A girl knows when she's going to give head or not. Some may need the encouragement that you guys are suggesting, but the good ones don't. They just go for it and let YOU know, hey guess what I'm about to do??

If and when a guy asks me or makes stupid remarks/comments/innuendos...that's when they DON'T get it. Turns me off big time.

T

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"You feel that? It's bigger than Dad's."

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You guys are lame, or the girls that are giving you head (IF you're getting any) are lame.

A girl knows when she's going to give head or not. Some may need the encouragement that you guys are suggesting, but the good ones don't. They just go for it and let YOU know, hey guess what I'm about to do??

If and when a guy asks me or makes stupid remarks/comments/innuendos...that's when they DON'T get it. Turns me off big time.

T

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can u provide pics to substantiate this please?

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From past experience I have determined there are several methods you can employ to almost assuredly receive head.

1. One of the other posters recommended finding the sluttiest girl out there. Great idea in theory, terrible in practice. A slutty girl might be more likely than another more conservative chick to readily give head, but I would steer you in the direction of a fat chick (at least a deuce to a deuce and a half). These girls are obviously predisposed to putting things in their mouths. Also, since they are probably having a lot less sex, you run a smaller risk of getting an STD. Which brings me to option 2.

2. Ask her to examine the interesting bump that has developed on your penis. Tell her of course that you have never seen anything like this before in your life. Lots of hyperbole is required because you really have to pique her interest. She won't be able to see it from her current vantage point, and will have to place her head somewhere near your crotch in order to get a better look. When she realizes there is not actually a bump, she will be extraordinarily relieved, and while she's down there....

3. Women are quite indecisive, but they love choices. As a last resort, you may present her with sevearl options. The dialog goes as follows:

You: "You are an incredible kisser, and this is wonderful, but do you know what would be even better?"

Her: "What's that?"

You: "Well...there are a couple of things I would love for you to do for me. It would be so incredible if you could either wash my car, make me a sandwich, or give me a great blow job."

Worst case scenario here is that you end up with a clean car or a sandwich.

Good Luck!

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From past experience I have determined there are several methods you can employ to almost assuredly receive head.

1. One of the other posters recommended finding the sluttiest girl out there. Great idea in theory, terrible in practice. A slutty girl might be more likely than another more conservative chick to readily give head, but I would steer you in the direction of a fat chick (at least a deuce to a deuce and a half). These girls are obviously predisposed to putting things in their mouths. Also, since they are probably having a lot less sex, you run a smaller risk of getting an STD. Which brings me to option 2.

Good Luck!

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QFT...i would say like 99% of fat chicks give head from my experience ...problem is they want you 2 [censored] them or give them head afterwards....which is not happening unless i got my beer goggles on ...

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rather than being a self absorbed d bag give her box a good 'ol fashioned lickin and she'll be more than willing to return the favor...unless of course you are surprisingly unimpressive in which case she may just pull up her pants, laugh in your face and tell all of your friends that you have a dick the size of a string bean.

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First thing you do is hug her.
Then read her some poetry.
Then compliment her.
Then kiss her on the cheek.
She'll ask you if you're over 18.
Then kiss her on the lips.
Put on some soft rock.
French kiss her.
Do some necking.
Go into the other room.
Click on the kitchen.
Grab the steaks.
Grab the wine.
Wait for the steaks on the grill.
Compliment her.
Talk to her.
Eat the steaks.
Drink the wine.
Go back in.
Go on the couch.
Kiss her.
Drink some wine.
Touch her hair.
French her.
Massage her back.
Drink some wine.
Go into another room.

Worked on a girl named Ariane. She was hot.

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lolol

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Strap her with one of these (NSFW). She'll get the point.

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GENIUS

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Brilliant.

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Try having: a. a good body; b. a big dick; c. a nice bank account. It helps.

Barry

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ok, so how about some advice for those of us that have none of those [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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a blind, trustfund gal with a small mouth?

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Start talking about her panties, and ask her "are those the ones your mother laid out for you". That does the trick normally

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Im just curious to hear any opinions on opening moves that lead to head,

My last failure included slow steady pressure to the back of the head during make-out on a couch, followed by straight up asking for it, followed by an even more pathetic "pleeeease."

By opening moves I mean the mood is set, alone and kissing etc, and then (___move___) but if you have advice on mood setting (lights on/off, music, watching porn, etc)

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Why not just ask him to unzip?

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good stuff