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lol at this thread

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I banged her twice in the same night.

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I introduced myself and nothing happened. I was hoping to use this to try and convince myself that I'm not really that big of a loser.. Oh well, back to my $0.02/$0.04 limit game.

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I introduced myself and nothing happened. I was hoping to use this to try and convince myself that I'm not really that big of a loser.. Oh well, back to my $0.02/$0.04 limit game.

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No shame in grinding..

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this game put me on tilt

stupid game error

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http://i12.tinypic.com/6kqao81.jpg

finger in der

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is there a formula for getting a bj/laid.

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yeah, it's only the third post in this thread; i can see how you missed it

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is there a formula for getting a bj/laid.

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yeah, it's only the third post in this thread; i can see how you missed it

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Sexual frustration?
Ive bin there... 26 hrs straight now..

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is there a formula for getting a bj/laid.

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yeah, it's only the third post in this thread; i can see how you missed it

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yea i got the bj, can't get laid yet tho

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If a threesome is possible, I don't know how to get it. I've gotten them both naked in the pool, feeling each other up in the club and dancing on stage at the strip club. Nothing leads to the threesome.

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lol @ our post count war, donkbets

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is there a formula for getting a bj/laid.

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yeah, it's only the third post in this thread; i can see how you missed it

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yea i got the bj, can't get laid yet tho

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Follow the instructions from the 3rd post, then when you're sitting in the car and there are like 2 pictures left, click on the camera so that she takes a picture of you. And then click down towards the bottom of the screen and it'll be something that is directed at you. Then it'll show your wang and click on that, and then follow it from there. It's pretty foolproof once you get to that stage.

Then you take her home, she invites you in, she goes to the bathroom, you strip naked and wait, let her get into the bed first, she shuts the lights off and then you go at it again.

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lol @ our post count war, donkbets

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lol
I will eventually crush u. I have the stamina of a 14 year old rabbit..

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is there a formula for getting a bj/laid.

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yeah, it's only the third post in this thread; i can see how you missed it

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yea i got the bj, can't get laid yet tho

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Follow the instructions from the 3rd post, then when you're sitting in the car and there are like 2 pictures left, click on the camera so that she takes a picture of you. And then click down towards the bottom of the screen and it'll be something that is directed at you. Then it'll show your wang and click on that, and then follow it from there. It's pretty foolproof once you get to that stage.

Then you take her home, she invites you in, she goes to the bathroom, you strip naked and wait, let her get into the bed first, she shuts the lights off and then you go at it again.

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you're a hero, ty and I'll try again when I'm "recharged" from that BJ

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I will eventually crush u. I have the stamina of a 14 year old rabbit..

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lolz

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http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/286/46497902bv1.jpg
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i meet her and get her drunk right away
we go to a strip club
we go back to her place and [censored] in the hottub
i ask to spend the night and she makes me sleep on the couch for letting her get into bed first and then says im a 6



its like my ex gf all over again [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]


http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8417/20698710ow1.jpg

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WTF!??!?! YOU HIT IT FROM THE BACK IN THE HOTTUB!!!?!?!

TEACH ME.

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i meet her and get her drunk right away
we go to a strip club
we go back to her place and [censored] in the hottub
i ask to spend the night and she makes me sleep on the couch for letting her get into bed first and then says im a 6



its like my ex gf all over again [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]


http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8417/20698710ow1.jpg

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Oh hi...!!!!!
Thats ballin'

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fwiw i think everyone posting these screen shots are full of [censored]...when you download it you get access to all the pics...notice they are imageshack pics not pics from the site

i dont think this game is possible...OP you got scammed out of 20 bucks

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fwiw i think everyone posting these screen shots are full of [censored]...when you download it you get access to all the pics...notice they are imageshack pics not pics from the site

i dont think this game is possible...OP you got scammed out of 20 bucks

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At least i got to see sexytime and titties no?
Then 20 bucks is a bargain imo

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did anyone hit the blonde?

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ah i can't get anywhere its like a real life nightmare. i keep retrying. it has asked "do you want to folllow her in the bathroom" a million times and its obviously not right after awhile i couldnt help myself and clicked yes mad fast.

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You boyz are a riot.
Virtual dates! Cartoon porn!
If and when you actually have a real date, please do not take your cues from this nonsense...

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awesome thread

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This is tilting me so hard. I got nakey photos at fountain and scenic view, and some fondling action on couch and in hot tub, but then i always get owned. She's such a nit.

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You boyz are a riot.
Virtual dates! Cartoon porn!
If and when you actually have a real date, please do not take your cues from this nonsense...

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pls post a guide to real life girl-treatment, im going out in 45 mins. Since im obv got a twisted mind and are unable to lure the oposite sex in to having sexytime w\ me online or live i would really apriciate yor advice, sir.

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This is tilting me so hard. I got nakey photos at fountain and scenic view, and some fondling action on couch and in hot tub, but then i always get owned. She's such a nit.

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Hang in there son. She will eventually give in for your irresistable boyslike charm.

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When you get her drunk first, you can also take her to the strip club and let her participate in a contest. Is there any way to win that darn thing?

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http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9811/38251191ok0.jpg

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^^ winnar

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How many people will get banned bcuz of this thread?

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incredible thread and bonerific

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Just a quick way to do her twice:

1. click body to go inside
2. click book to make witty joke
3. click eyes
4. click her right cheek (normal kiss)
5. click left side to go to another room
6. click kitchen
7. click fridge
8. click winebottle
9. click grill to wait for steaks
10. click glass of wine
11. click plate
12. click glass of wine
13. click face
14. click body to compliment
15. click left side to leave room
16. click jeep
17. click body to go for drive
18. click center of image for downtown
19. click nightclub
20. click right to dance
21. click keep dancing
22. click body to protect
23. click body again to get away
24. click in window to leave
25. click bottom to go back home
26. click living room
27. click kiss
28. click end kiss
29. click drink wine
30. click kiss
31. click end kiss
32. click bottom lip to french
33. click end french
34. click her hair to touch hair
35. click end touch
36. click her right shoulder to massage shoulders
37. click end massage
38. click caress breats
39. click end caress
40. click bottom to take her shirt off
41. click help her take her shirt off
42. click kiss her nipple (one of the nipples)
43. click end kiss
44. click take off pants
45. click help her take off pants
46. click massage thigh
47. click quit massage thigh
48. click massage thigh
49. click quit massage thigh
50. click take off panties
51. click help take off panties
52. click have sex
53. click finish sex
54. click her mouth to suggest spending the night
55. click the bed to climb into bed
56. click climb into bed
57. click have sex
58. click next morning

I'll get started on her friend now. There's got to be a way [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Damn, I wanted to play some poker tonight when I came across this thread. So far, I banged her

- in the hot tub
- in the car after taking pictures
- on the couch
- in bed

I didn't manage to do her outside the convenience store, but will do so tomorrow...

And it's actually quite easy to get laid twice, I nearly managed three times: after the hot tub and the couch, I followed her to the bedroom, but she kicked me out - what a bitch!

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I havnt got to do nothin. It never works lol.

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I'll get started on her friend now. There's got to be a way

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Save your time, it's not possibe to do both of them. Just download the game and look at the pictures.

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LOL. How is this thread not locked yet?

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I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] this program and thread. Ty OP for filling my lonely night with joy.

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LOL. How is this thread not stickied yet?

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Just opened the thread and it took me straight to the car [censored] picture. Shocking.