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zeus spooner

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wow this is so [censored] up. i really hope you get what coming to you in the county jail.

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I've seen this thread up for a couple days. Funny thing is I knew it would turn out OP is probably gay and definitely an a-hole, before even opening it.

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went as himself for Halloween?

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[x] fake...closet gay for thinking the scenario and then writing about it

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This is either the greatest level ever or you are a giant [censored]. Look at your actions through the eyes of the gay dude. You were essentially coming on with him. You introduced yourself. You drank his booze. You played pong with him. You never asked him to leave you alone.

I'd also be interested in the ensuing jail trip report.

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he tells me he has a 5th of jager in the kitchen. I am never one to turn down jager


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Jagerbombs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

btw what kind of haircut do you have?

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your TR reminds me of this

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I laughed for a solid 15 seconds just after reading the title and seeing the pic of the author.

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No way this story is real. Who turns down a BJ from a gay guy? It's like their specialty. Just ask nath.

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A mouth's a mouth.

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At least OP didn't accept the BJ and then punch Zeus. That would have been REALLY mean.

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I just love this line from the story...


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but I'm vaguely aware of this guy kissing me. I'm tired so I just play along and fade into sleep

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If ever a guy starts kissing me, I'm sure my awareness will be far greater that "vaguely."

The only dissapointing part of this story is that the OP didn't wake up with his pants around his ankles..lol

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This thread is now accepting nominations for a custom title for OP.

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Trapped in the closet

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This thread is now accepting nominations for a custom title for OP.

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"Halloweenie"?

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No way this story is real. Who turns down a BJ from a gay guy? It's like their specialty. Just ask nath.

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A mouth's a mouth.

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And a butt's a butt. Which is why all guy's obsessed with anal are actually gay. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Gayzeus

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you are all gay

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nice story

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you are all gay

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Custom title winnar AINEC.

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I hate gays as much as anyone

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Why?

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This thread is gay. Not gay is homosexual, but gay as in lame.

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hang on, did we go back in time 50 years and being gay is bad somehow?

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is the gay equivalent of a drunken hookup and someone claiming sexual assault?

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heres a pic of OP at the party


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Priceless.

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LOL nice story would of done the same thing prob

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but never would of dressed as a gay guy

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did u knock him out??

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This thread is hilarious. A+ OP

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it's okay dude, I had a gay cop try to bang me a few weeks ago [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

actually he is still trying to bang me...he told a friend of mine that he thinks I am on the edge, could turn any moment, and when it happens, he wants to be there [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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did u knock him out??

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No he was still conscious but I got him good.

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but gay as in lame.

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Until the first dictionary puts that stupid definition in, I reject its use.

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hang on, did we go back in time 50 years and being gay is bad somehow?

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I think fifty years ago, the word was defined as a GOOD thing, not bad.

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OP is obviously missing an h in his name.

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doucy,

You can't even KO a gay dude with a sucker punch? WEAK BRAH!