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keep us updated periodically slim.

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I hate anyone

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FYP

Yugoslav

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[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
Who are you and what have you done with Smooth???

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Brag Exams are finished.
Brag I can grind and played poker for the first time in a while today.
Brag One dollar a hand.
Beat: The wrong way

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I'm a STTF newb...

but in so I can say [censored] Futuredoc!!!

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[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Whats a standard ITM distribution?

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My plan is ruined.

I was going to post your lifetime 10-20 pokergrapher graph and say "turn that frown upside-down"

..but I'm on the wrong computer... [censored]

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Does anyone have a copy of FTPSnGMTH (djarls sng loader). I lost mine after my hd exploded and cant find it anywhere online [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] actually, i'm not even sure if it still even works any more since it hasnt been updated in a while and i havent played on ftp since summer. can anyone verify/confirm this?

are most people using full tilt shortcuts these days?

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I used FTS until I moved off tilt (last month)

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malnek, the new update is making djarls script act wacko. its not closing lobbies and the tables are swapping spots mysteriously every 15 seconds. i had to close it just to finish my set.

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malnek, the new update is making djarls script act wacko. its not closing lobbies and the tables are swapping spots mysteriously every 15 seconds. i had to close it just to finish my set.

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i used it last night no problems, although it's never closed lobbies for me unless i finished 1st or second

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oh whoops, there's another update today i didn't know about [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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My plan is ruined.

I was going to post your lifetime 10-20 pokergrapher graph and say "turn that frown upside-down"

..but I'm on the wrong computer... [censored]

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http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o.../tentwenty.jpg

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ya that worked [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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might have something to do with open shoving KK in level 1.

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True, but open shoving first hand on party does create interesting results:

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t40 (10 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Button (t2000)
SB (t2000)
BB (t2000)
UTG (t2000)
UTG+1 (t2000)
UTG+2 (t2000)
MP1 (t2000)
Hero (t2000)
MP3 (t2000)
CO (t2000)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, UTG+2 calls t40, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls [t2000] , <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls [t2000] , <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, UTG+2 calls [t1960] t40.

Flop: (t6060) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>

Turn: (t6060) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>

River: (t6060) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>

Final Pot: t6060

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG+2 has 8c Ac (two pair, tens and threes).
Hero has Ah As (two pair, aces and tens).
CO has Ad 9d (two pair, tens and threes).
Outcome: Hero wins t6060. </font>

Really doubt I lose a lot of EV if I did this every time I got AA/KK first hand, and whatever I'd lose is def worth it for the laugh.

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seriously stars, wtf. Up 11 buyins after 9 sngs and not a 1st since then and only 1 ITM in 20 sngs. Come on, this is [censored]. Let me get there one time!

Also does anyone know the_snoeman and have gotten called by him super light every single time.... He is seriously the luckiest player ever.

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True, but open shoving first hand on party does create interesting results:

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I sure miss the good old days... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7168/graphqs3.jpg

bring on november

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ah, you found my downswing, nice work tho. very nice work.

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http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7168/graphqs3.jpg

bring on november

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ah, you found my downswing, nice work tho. very nice work.

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This brings back fond memories...
http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/ubbt...rue#Post4142600


http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/5...lizzardmm2.gif

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lol suzzer that is fantastic.

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I got an infrared thermometer for my birthday.

item: temp (deg F)

floor: 64.5
monitor: 88.5
leg: 86.0
rabbit: 72.5
outside: 70.0
hand surface: 90.0
halogen light fixture surface: 164.0

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Slim,

Sorry about your rabbit.

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November Drama Bomb:
Back on 24 October, high stakes cash game player at ftp, Sillysal, had her $47k account frozen by FTP.

In contrast to most of the people who suffer this, Sillysal:
-First registered for 2p2 back in 2002
-Is apparently relatively well known amongst the high stakes cash game players
-is coherent


anyway, ftp have just decided to seize the full $47k and the exciting drama is about to become interesting.

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Slim,

Sorry about your rabbit.

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Dammit I was gonna make that comment

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I hate anyone that can play on party.

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Are the games really soft on party these days? I have the technology to play there but their software's pretty gross.

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Are the games really soft on party these days? I have the technology to play there but their software's pretty gross.

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The games are not significantly different to games elsewhere.

I play there 'cause I can get electronic deposits straight into my australian bank account (2 days turnaround directly, no e-wallet or anything else needed) and since I have MTH.

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Party is softer than Stars and FTP, but a lot of party hate comes from people who suck and use that to justify their mediocre winrate.

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November Drama Bomb:
Back on 24 October, high stakes cash game player at ftp, Sillysal, had her $47k account frozen by FTP.

In contrast to most of the people who suffer this, Sillysal:
-First registered for 2p2 back in 2002
-Is apparently relatively well known amongst the high stakes cash game players
-is coherent


anyway, ftp have just decided to seize the full $47k and the exciting drama is about to become interesting.

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Often, when two sides make a large number of very outlandish claims about the ridiculousness of each others' actions, the truth lies somewhere in between. FTP wouldn't be seizing funds and creating a [censored] storm if they didn't think they had a good reason. There are a number of people here who have been registered for plenty long who are well documented to be total scumbags.

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Slim,
It seems like only you; a racist pedophile could come to that conclusion.

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note timing at point of leveling:

(23:56:15) Pudge: I don't know if you knew this
(23:56:23) Pudge: but the Colts are playing the Patriots this week
(23:56:29) Pudge: and they are both undefeated
(23:57:02) AMT: ya
(23:57:08) AMT: i didnt know it was this wknd
(23:57:10) AMT: ill try and watch
(23:57:14) Pudge: ugh
(23:57:18) Pudge: lol that was a joke
(23:57:24) Pudge: because for the past week
(23:57:37) Pudge: every sports stations has been ZOMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG PATS VS COLTS
(23:57:38) AMT: LEVELED.
(23:57:39) Pudge: unless you leveled me
(23:57:41) Pudge: hk;husdhydwhsihdfskhdfsahhjfsda
(23:57:45) Pudge: hfdshfdhkshkfdshkhkfdskhfdsfdhkhkdsfshkfdshkdfshkd sfahkfdsahkhjfsdhkfdas
(23:57:50) AMT: DRUNK PUDGE FTL

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Oh yeah? Well, you lure children into your gingerbread house.

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anyone wanna trade my cake poker money for stars or FTP? 1k total

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PokerStars Game #12900721298: Tournament #65470460, $105+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/10/28 - 15:12:09 (ET)
Table '65470460 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: suzzer99 (3390 in chips)
Seat 3: jlewis10748 (3425 in chips)
Seat 6: darinvg (3590 in chips)
Seat 8: donkfest2k (3095 in chips)
suzzer99: posts the ante 25
jlewis10748: posts the ante 25
darinvg: posts the ante 25
donkfest2k: posts the ante 25
darinvg: posts small blind 100
donkfest2k: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to suzzer99 [Qd Js]
suzzer99: folds
jlewis10748: raises 300 to 500
darinvg: folds
donkfest2k: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [2s 3d 6d]
donkfest2k: checks
jlewis10748: bets 700
donkfest2k: raises 1870 to 2570 and is all-in
jlewis10748: calls 1870
*** TURN *** [2s 3d 6d] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [2s 3d 6d 2h] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
donkfest2k: shows [9c Ks] (a pair of Deuces)
jlewis10748: shows [Ad 3s] (two pair, Threes and Deuces)
jlewis10748 collected 6340 from pot


suzzer99 said, "whta just happened there?"

darinvg said, "advanced moves"

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anyone wanna trade my cake poker money for stars or FTP? 1k total

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get @ me later i might take some Cake $ for lol donkaments [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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Any good FTP AHK scripts for helping 16 table?

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Any good FTP AHK scripts for helping 16 table?

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Looks like Full Tilt Shortcuts in the software forum is good.

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I'd like to have taken the preseason odds on the Jayhawks scoring 76 against Nebraska and being serious national title contenders at this point in the season.

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I just got the nut bad beat. Its fun hitting your two outer straight flush and then realizing you didn't win anyway [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t400 with t25 antes (3 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

Hero (t1450)
SB (t5185)
BB (t6865)

Preflop: Hero is in Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="red">Hero raises to t1425 (All-in)</font>, SB calls t1225, <font color="gray">BB folds</font>

Flop: (t3325) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)


Turn: (t3325) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)


River: (t3325) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Kevin_2384 (button) showed [A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] and lost with a straight flush, Nine to King
otoi (small blind) showed [2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] and won (3325) with a Royal Flush

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me and my roomate (tubasteve8) were buming around and decided to play a 21 dollar HU sng, 32 players, and throw in a little last longer as well...he won his round 1, waiting on my match, and got to see AMT at work. Cliff notes, as stated by my 1st round opponent in the stars chat:


*** FLOP *** [4c Ah 2h]
Hypotron: checks
kkip1013: bets 270
Hypotron: raises 1812 to 2082 and is all-in
kkip1013: folds AFTER GROSSLY OVERBETTING THE POT
Hypotron collected 600 from pot
Hypotron: doesn't show hand
kkip1013 said, "**** u"
kkip1013: u aint got ****
Hypotron: LOLLERSKATES
Hypotron: so wheres toledo?
Hypotron collected 1296 from pot
Dealer: kkip1013 finished the tournament in 21st place
Hypotron: GOOD GAME SIR

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chalk it up, my 7th session in a row where i have started out by losing between 3.5 and 9 buyins

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chalk it up, my 7th session in a row where i have started out by losing between 3.5 and 9 buyins

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How are the sessions ending ?

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Weeee