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i have no good stories except

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this one time i was making out with a chick, i was like 19, in my bedroom

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and she was straddling me and i stood up to put a record on (lol 90s) and

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omg post faster plz im refreshing constantly

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Weird I just got McDonalds too. For the first time in like 6 months.

Are you subliminally haunting my brain GA???? Next time make me get the 5 piece selects, 3 wasn't enough.

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i looked down at my pants and realized that she had gotten her period and bled all over my jeans--there was a big red stain on it

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[censored] i think you already told this story on 2p2 - damn my perfect memory

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jerking off with one hand F5ing with other

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so i felt bad for her, even tho i was all ugh, so i instadropped to my stomach and started crawlin around on my trash/beercan strewn floor and shes all WTF ARE U DOING and Im like: HHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IM A SNAKE HAHA

And she's like WAT and

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[censored] i think you already told this story on 2p2 - damn my perfect memory

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PS WTF IS GOING ON WITH COMICS WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE POSTING THEM

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jerking off with one hand F5ing with other

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i thought i was the only one

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This thread is awesome btw... just squint your eyes and pretend there are different avatars and it's just like a regular thread.

BAN OP LDO

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so I crawl over to the corner and take my pants off like hubba hubba and shes like ok no thanks so i put a different pair on and go amek out a little more but fortunately shes has to go cuz she thinks im insane, i bet she felt bad cuz she called me the next day to invite me to a party but fk that she is gorss in my eyes, sorry

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talk about the soiled pants some more i'm almost there

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sc go away i hate yu

ps your comics are fkking up all the other its no fair esp the cia guy A+

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WTF SOMETHING CLEVER GTFO YOU ARE THE ENEMY

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FU tiumph

ok how about the time i had took this weird emo chick back to dorm room in Wisconsin

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haven't heard this one - is it what you got kicked out of wisconsin for

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and she had some big old floppy tittys but she was so emo as i felt them very nice--telling me all about her dad doing sumthin to her idk wat

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and somehow i get her unclothed anyway and we're listening to riot grrrl music and

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she took my dick out of teh boxers and gave me a bj hahah pretty decent one. BUT

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BUT......

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i took off her panties (a struggle cuz of her fat cornfed badonkadonk woot) BUT OH MY GOD

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WTF IS THAT she had some kind giant [censored] and when i say giant

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OH [censored]

CLYTAMENTS
 

(clyt)

I mean it was like almost a little penis

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somehow i do not vomit in her poonanny

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and manage to do SOMETHING with her i have no idea what i swear to god i blacked out

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because i used to be a nice guy i never told anyone about it until i got kicked out of school becuase i didnt want her to be known as that chick with the minidick

also because it was superdisgusting

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lol oversized genitaliments

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hi GA

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from what i recall i think i licked the base of her vaj rather than get anywhere near the Creature

lesson: do not have sex with anyone

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his nutsflops...I mam out of beer. wat to do...dilemma.

GW plz ban SC asap ok?

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from what i recall i think i licked the base of her vaj rather than get anywhere near the Creature

lesson: do not have sex with anyone

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ABSTINENCE IS KEY

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whats goin on guyz?

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his nutsflops...I mam out of beer. wat to do...dilemma.

GW plz ban SC asap ok?

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ahahahahahaha

[x] relax baby i'm just taking a piss

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die

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qft

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wtf

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hungry/sleepy= not a factor