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punkass 06-28-2007 01:23 PM

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Am I wrong in saying that accountants are generally highly reliable, trustworthy, financially successful type of people?

What kind of background do you think that most CFO's have in fortune 500 companies? I'll gaurantee you it was more than likely they came up through in accounting.

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^^ has nothing to do with social scale, thus you thinking that woman was hot.

El_Hombre_Grande 06-28-2007 01:27 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
Wow. I had no idea the B stood for Beast.

Supp Bro 06-28-2007 01:27 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...o_not_want.jpg

DeezNuts 06-28-2007 01:28 PM

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I don't think anyone would argue her milf worthiness if you saw her in this mini-skirt she's wearing to work today.

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I dunno, but I got a boner for her if she needs one. This 23 year old is primed and ready.

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you'll just have to take my word for it, she's definitely MILF quality.

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These statements in the OP followed by the subsequent pics and bashing = A+ thread.

HBomb 06-28-2007 01:30 PM

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Am I wrong in saying that accountants are generally highly reliable, trustworthy, financially successful type of people?

What kind of background do you think that most CFO's have in fortune 500 companies? I'll gaurantee you it was more than likely they came up through in accounting.

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Yes, you are wrong in saying that. Being an accountant doesn't mean someone automatically has these qualities. And why would someone assume that someone who works with money is any of the things you said? It's usually the opposite.

You have poor taste in women and have chosen a boring career option. You suck at life, and suck at posting.

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Did you just say accountants are usually the opposite of trustworthy, reliable, and financially successful people? ROFL, do you even have a job? How the hell do you think the people that they were hired were judged on? How many boxes 60 lbs or more they could lift in an hour? I don't think if I was a CEO I would be hiring the usual "Fraudulent, ill-willed, cold hearted" type of people you make them out to "usually" be.

I myself may not be getting paid all that well now, but all my friends are doing quite well for their age.

You must be working somewhere awful then, where they hire accountants straight off the assembly line/trucker personnel.

HBomb 06-28-2007 01:31 PM

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Wow. I had no idea the B stood for Beast.

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It took you 2 hours to think of that? That's a beat dude.

mbillie1 06-28-2007 01:32 PM

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http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/6...entaspxux3.jpg

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Don't change the subject.

MasterLJ 06-28-2007 01:36 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
Uggg. She has a man-bulge.

HBomb 06-28-2007 01:36 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
I'm starting to think you like her more than I do, I mean, you have spent more time analyzing the pic than I have, perhaps your the one with the fixiation, unless you're just looking for attention.

DeezNuts 06-28-2007 01:37 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
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http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...o_not_want.jpg

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I don't know if this is an old pic, but it almost made me cry. My coworkers are asking me what is so funny. It's best if I don't try to explain.

HBomb 06-28-2007 01:38 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
Hey, I'm mbillie, and I waste my day making MSPaintz LOLZ

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4...onwhoreta3.jpg

Weir 06-28-2007 01:41 PM

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omg her hair

mbillie1 06-28-2007 01:42 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
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Hey, I'm mbillie, and I waste my day making MSPaintz LOLZ

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4...onwhoreta3.jpg

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lol I'm not the one posting pictures of my "hottie boss" broseph, sorry you like man-faced women!

slothinator 06-28-2007 01:42 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
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[ QUOTE ]
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Am I wrong in saying that accountants are generally highly reliable, trustworthy, financially successful type of people?

What kind of background do you think that most CFO's have in fortune 500 companies? I'll gaurantee you it was more than likely they came up through in accounting.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes, you are wrong in saying that. Being an accountant doesn't mean someone automatically has these qualities. And why would someone assume that someone who works with money is any of the things you said? It's usually the opposite.

You have poor taste in women and have chosen a boring career option. You suck at life, and suck at posting.

[/ QUOTE ]

Did you just say accountants are usually the opposite of trustworthy, reliable, and financially successful people? ROFL, do you even have a job? How the hell do you think the people that they were hired were judged on? How many boxes 60 lbs or more they could lift in an hour? I don't think if I was a CEO I would be hiring the usual "Fraudulent, ill-willed, cold hearted" type of people you make them out to "usually" be.

I myself may not be getting paid all that well now, but all my friends are doing quite well for their age.

You must be working somewhere awful then, where they hire accountants straight off the assembly line/trucker personnel.

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Way to try and shift the focus. We've called you out for having a crush on your fugly boss, so then you tried to argue how great accountants are. You got called on that, so now you try going after what other people do for a living to make yourself feel better. So now you have poor taste in women, a boring job, and you aren't good at defending your stance without just changing the subject and attacking others.

Cooking the books, embezzlement, tax fraud - do these sound like the activities of good, honest, hard working people? I'm not saying accountants are more likely to be [censored] than other professions, but being an accountant certainly doesn't make it less likely.

Gildwulf 06-28-2007 01:43 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
guys, guys...let's put our hate away and focus on the real task at hand


ms paints of the "BILF"

Suiteness 06-28-2007 01:44 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
I have to defend Sara Jay a bit here. Yeah, she's no Shyla Stylez when it comes to looks, but man, watch any of her porno scenes and tell me you wouldn't run and stick it in her if you had the chance. She's a complete sloot and looks pretty damn decent for an older woman. That's a turn for me.

OP's chick is just 'UGH' though.

BillNye 06-28-2007 01:45 PM

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http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t.../uglygross.jpg

HBomb 06-28-2007 01:47 PM

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Am I wrong in saying that accountants are generally highly reliable, trustworthy, financially successful type of people?

What kind of background do you think that most CFO's have in fortune 500 companies? I'll gaurantee you it was more than likely they came up through in accounting.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes, you are wrong in saying that. Being an accountant doesn't mean someone automatically has these qualities. And why would someone assume that someone who works with money is any of the things you said? It's usually the opposite.

You have poor taste in women and have chosen a boring career option. You suck at life, and suck at posting.

[/ QUOTE ]

Did you just say accountants are usually the opposite of trustworthy, reliable, and financially successful people? ROFL, do you even have a job? How the hell do you think the people that they were hired were judged on? How many boxes 60 lbs or more they could lift in an hour? I don't think if I was a CEO I would be hiring the usual "Fraudulent, ill-willed, cold hearted" type of people you make them out to "usually" be.

I myself may not be getting paid all that well now, but all my friends are doing quite well for their age.

You must be working somewhere awful then, where they hire accountants straight off the assembly line/trucker personnel.

[/ QUOTE ]

Way to try and shift the focus. We've called you out for having a crush on your fugly boss, so then you tried to argue how great accountants are. You got called on that, so now you try going after what other people do for a living to make yourself feel better. So now you have poor taste in women, a boring job, and you aren't good at defending your stance without just changing the subject and attacking others.

Cooking the books, embezzlement, tax fraud - do these sound like the activities of good, honest, hard working people? I'm not saying accountants are more likely to be [censored] than other professions, but being an accountant certainly doesn't make it less likely.

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Yes, these are qualities of the small % of those people who do take advantage of their privledges, but it's such a small % that when it does happen, everyone knows about it.

HBomb 06-28-2007 01:49 PM

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I have to defend Sara Jay a bit here. Yeah, she's no Shyla Stylez when it comes to looks, but man, watch any of her porno scenes and tell me you wouldn't run and stick it in her if you had the chance. She's a complete sloot and looks pretty damn decent for an older woman. That's a turn for me.

OP's chick is just 'UGH' though.

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I'm not saying she was a chick, I'm just saying she's a physically decent looking boss, and I'm going to defend her figure because she deserves it for staying in shape and she's a nice hardworking mom.

Weir 06-28-2007 01:49 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
You spelled the word privileges so wrong i refuse to believe you have a degree from a real college.

Grey 06-28-2007 01:52 PM

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This thread has left me speechless. Wow.

[/ QUOTE ]This thread has me cracking up. Holy [censored] [censored].

prodonkey 06-28-2007 01:56 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
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I have to defend Sara Jay a bit here. Yeah, she's no Shyla Stylez when it comes to looks, but man, watch any of her porno scenes and tell me you wouldn't run and stick it in her if you had the chance. She's a complete sloot and looks pretty damn decent for an older woman. That's a turn for me.

OP's chick is just 'UGH' though.

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QFT!!!!!!

I love her tittays

slothinator 06-28-2007 01:57 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
Does her sister still teach grade school?

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...h/missfowl.jpg

fightingcoward 06-28-2007 01:58 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
cliffnotes:

OP thinks boss is hot. Puts pics on bb4life. Boss is fugly and possibly man.

DeezNuts 06-28-2007 01:59 PM

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cliffnotes:

OP thinks boss is hot. Puts pics on bb4life. Boss is fugly and is man.

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I never do this, but I had to FYP.

Dan87 06-28-2007 02:04 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
let this be an example for all you people demanding pics or ban

sometimes the imagination is better

AE6 06-28-2007 02:06 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
i only read the OP and then scrolled to the pic......wtf

no, seriously


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wtf

Banzai 06-28-2007 02:07 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
This thread is like OP telling the funniest joke in the world then using the wrong punchline.

I had a vision painted in my mind from the description and the reality falls a little short.......

Mi_T_Sharp 06-28-2007 02:08 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j5...Sharp/temp.jpg

Gildwulf 06-28-2007 02:10 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
bahahahahahahahaha

mbillie1 06-28-2007 02:10 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
lolol

god bbv is good today i am laughing so hard, my gf has been woken up numerous times

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3uEuUVk4lE

delaware99 06-28-2007 02:11 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
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Ok, here's her pic. The only thing noticeably negative about her is the bags under her eyes when she smiles or w/e... forget that, if she's in bed with me, I'll spew it over her eyes for all I care. Give her credit tho, for a 45ish year old mom, she's in really good shape.




http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/6...entaspxux3.jpg

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Thats a nice quality hoodie.

prodonkey 06-28-2007 02:13 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
what does she store in the bags under her eyes?

edit: If I had to guess her age from just that pic.. I'd guess 50+.

JacksonMassey 06-28-2007 02:15 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8D1YkpME10

All I keep thinking of when I see the picture is Johnny Tamborine, from Saul of the Molemen.

Chump Change 06-28-2007 02:17 PM

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guys, guys...let's put our hate away and focus on the real task at hand


ms paints of the "BILF"

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AYE AYE CAPTAIN

YES SIR

EvanJC 06-28-2007 02:19 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/4696/idhititvy1.jpg

Gildwulf 06-28-2007 02:24 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
ICHI CONO WANA 'LAST DAY OF WORK'

HO

HO

HO

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...ulf/jabba3.jpg

Chump Change 06-28-2007 02:25 PM

Re: Damnit, a BILF is leaving her job
 
WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!!!!!


WAIT!!





Maybe this isn't the chick, maybe it's just her stunt double?

El_Hombre_Grande 06-28-2007 02:25 PM

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Wow. I had no idea the B stood for Beast.

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It took you 2 hours to think of that? That's a beat dude.

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LOL. It took 10 seconds. Then, again, I'm apparently a little smarter than you. I can tell girls from boys.

Supp Bro 06-28-2007 02:25 PM

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http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/6...entaspxux3.jpg

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She looks like the bastard love child of Martina Navratilova (dyke-tastic quality) and John Elway (the horse teeth). And the surrogate uterus that carried the fetus was a Samsonite rolling carry-on, which explains the bags under her eyes.



http://www.commondreams.org/headline...es/0626-04.jpg http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/G...89604_8650.jpg

http://www.luggagesource.com/id-45/I...79_1713201.JPG


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