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My experience with slightly chubby women like this is that their clothes will hide a good 10-15 pounds. Once you find yourself past the point of no return, she'll go from a solid 5.5 to a low 3 once her shirt comes off.


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oh my god, 10 to 15 pounds of female flesh!
everyone run, hide, it will get it you, it will crush you, if you touch it it will burn your hands.
what i'm trying to say here is, stfu.

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Beat - Got stood up. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Brag - Still pulled tail at the bar.

Beat - Didn't get her on my desk. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Variance - She lives in the building where the bar was.

More Variance - It was a girl that shot me down awhile back. Apparently she recently broke up with her boyfriend who cheated with a girl he met at the same bar and I was a revenge [censored].

More Brag - She wanted to act like a total sloot and then tell him about what I did to her.

Beat - No pics.

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Lucky man, you got abused by a girl

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Beat - Got stood up. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Brag - Still pulled tail at the bar.

Beat - Didn't get her on my desk. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Variance - She lives in the building where the bar was.

More Variance - It was a girl that shot me down awhile back. Apparently she recently broke up with her boyfriend who cheated with a girl he met at the same bar and I was a revenge [censored].

More Brag - She wanted to act like a total sloot and then tell him about what I did to her.

Beat - No pics.

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BBV4L demands pics, wihout it you have not delivered, but you have delivered a face full of semen so we will let you off! nh sir

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Elaborate on penultimate point plz porfavor. She wanted you to do what exactly to her? And she was going to tell her ex about it? Superbadass TR imo.

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I was supposed to meet the other girl at 6:00 for a happy hour kinda thing. She wasn't there by 6:30 when the other girl came in dressed to the nines in a very short black skirt and black top thingy. The girl smiled at me and thought, "Hmmmm...I need a revenge [censored]. There's that guy that wanted to bang me awhile back who I shot down because I had a boyfriend. Perfect!" At least that's what I imagine her thinking.

She came right over to me at the bar, smiling and said, "Hi. Remember me?" We talked awhile at the bar. She told me what her boyfriend did. She finished a second glass of wine by 7:30 or so, and started on a third before she told me what she wanted.

We went upstairs to her condo. There's where I screwed up. I'm pretty sure at that point that a short walk around the corner to my office would have happened if I had made it the agenda at that point, but I didn't even think about it when she said she wanted me to take her upstairs.

Anyway, she got to act the sloot, talking dirty and being called names. She got [censored] and cum on. I got sucked and rimmed. She wanted it in her ass because she didn't let him do that, but I was too tired by then, which was kind of a shame.

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She's kinda big

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It's how he likes 'em. Nothin' wrong with that. And dude, look at his name. And from whence it came:


Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey, hey!

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A big ass =/= fat.

It's amazing how many noobs don't understand this. I even typed out the mathematical formula to determine the specifics in another thread, all for naught it seems.

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Wow hudge beat: being old.

Still, vely nice I LIKE. Next time remember that if a girl wants you to demean her sexually, there's no better way that taking naked pictures of her and posting them on tehinternt.

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She wanted it in her ass because she didn't let him do that, but I was too tired by then, which was kind of a shame.

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Viagra FTW?

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or lie to us for gawds sake

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Oh yea. Also, the flatulence never became an issue. Kind of a shame really, especially when she was tonguing my ass.

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She wanted it in her ass because she didn't let him do that, but I was too tired by then, which was kind of a shame.

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Understatement of the year.

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I'll take a cute girl with a big butt and big boobs every time.

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Once you get fat everything gets big, it's a law of physics. I always thought it meant relative to stomach girth, but maybe that's just me.

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She wanted it in her ass because she didn't let him do that, but I was too tired by then, which was kind of a shame.

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GAH! Please tell me you can still go back there, hopefully armed with a camera this time?

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I am chiming in to say that the original girl looks good to me and I would love to see ass pics.

My obligitory middle finger to the chubby haters of course.

Rock on FBG, don't be discouraged by the bones boys... keep posting chubby TRs.. people like me, GA, Whipsaw and some others.. appreciate it very much.

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FBG...How was the replacement girls ass? I DEMAND TO KNOW!!!

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rofl @ u guys who like fat bitches, this one, as i stated previously, is fat and disgusting

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lol wtf is wrong with you?! she's not disgusting at all, clearly very pretty, and definitely not "fat". she might not be toned, but i would way rather hook up with a girl with great boobs then a girl who's flat all over.

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lol wtf is wrong with you?! she's not disgusting at all, clearly very pretty, and definitely not "fat". she might not be toned, but i would way rather hook up with a girl with great boobs then a girl who's flat all over.

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Learn 'em Fluff!

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lol wtf is wrong with you?! she's not disgusting at all, clearly very pretty, and definitely not "fat". she might not be toned, but i would way rather hook up with a girl with great boobs then a girl who's flat all over.

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Did anyone else get wood?

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i would way rather hook up with a girl with great boobs

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Mental image embedded. Boner popped.

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lol wtf is wrong with you?! she's not disgusting at all, clearly very pretty, and definitely not "fat". she might not be toned, but i would way rather hook up with a girl with great boobs then a girl who's flat all over.

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Learn 'em Fluff!

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newsflash: thin body + pretty face >>>>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>>>>>>> big boobies



welcome to reality, enjoy your day pass

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lol wtf is wrong with you?! she's not disgusting at all, clearly very pretty, and definitely not "fat". she might not be toned, but i would way rather hook up with a girl with great boobs then a girl who's flat all over.

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gimme a break, a pitbull gives her face a run for the money, shes a fat disgusting flab of geletin flesh