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lol kyro doesn't have a tumor. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

My ultrasound results came back. Apparently everything looks fine. We still don't know exactly what my issue is, but for the time being, it doesn't look like anything too serious.

Best birthday present I've ever been given.

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Happy birfday then, bro [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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This is excellent news.

Happy birthday.

Now, take the rest of the day off work and get drunk.

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This is excellent news.

Happy birthday.

Now, take the rest of the day off work and play a turbo.

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Good news, sir. Enjoy your birthday and keep your prostate clean!

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AWESOME!

Zurvan's suggestion is absolutely the best one. Hell, I think I'd take the rest of the week off personally.

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unfortunately i'm very behind at work and only have a day and half left to take off.

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Happy birfday then, bro [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Awesome news and happy birthday

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Happy birthday.

Now, take the rest of the day off work and get drunk.

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Oh by the way, alcohol may or may not be linked to this problem I have. So no drinking for me tonight. (I already finished what we had left last night.)

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Happy Birthday and Merry NoTumorDay.
Hopefully they figure out what was really wrong, too, and put a bandaid on it (or whatever the appropriate medical procedure is).

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SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET NEWS KYRO!

If it weren't for the other thread I would tell you to be more careful where you put your johnson.

Happy Birthday dude!

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great news man. i got the best voicemail of my life a few months ago "blah blah blah totally benign blah blah blah" and it was the biggest weight off my shoulders, ever so i imagine you're feeling pretty great.

congrats and happy bday.

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IT IS NOT A TUMA!

IT IS NOT A TUMA!

It's amazing how often things work out like that.

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great news man. i got the best voicemail of my life a few months ago "blah blah blah totally benign blah blah blah" and it was the biggest weight off my shoulders, ever so i imagine you're feeling pretty great.

congrats and happy bday.

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It's amazing how we hear what we want to hear, huh. I don't remember much of my initial conversation with the doctor, except hearing the word tumor, and then I think I blacked out.

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That's awesome.

If you could just stop [censoring] blood, and then make your quiz a bit easier, that's be good, too.

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Other good news:

You're not as ugly as you look.
There are people a lot more effed up than you running around.
Eventually, one of these girls will show up.
Hey, everybody needs therapy, drugs and excessive masturbation to get through a workday.
The cat is also not pregnant.
Maybe Owen Wilson will play you in the movie.

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Great news. Happy Birthday. Amp is wrong though you are as ugly as you look.

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great news man. i got the best voicemail of my life a few months ago "blah blah blah totally benign blah blah blah" and it was the biggest weight off my shoulders, ever so i imagine you're feeling pretty great.

congrats and happy bday.

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It's amazing how we hear what we want to hear, huh. I don't remember much of my initial conversation with the doctor, except hearing the word tumor, and then I think I blacked out.

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yeah man it changes everything for short while. i'm glad you didn't have to wait nearly as long as i did (almost 2 full weeks)!

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Awesome

Happy Birthday !!

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lol

have a great birthday! enjoy the day! have lots of fun with friends. all that jazz! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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sweet [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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[censored] awesome, man.

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hoorah cairo

glad to hear it

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You run good.

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if I was a tumor, I wouldn't infect kyro

I'm just saying

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grats kyro and I'm glad you are fine. I kinda laughed at your comment about growing up wanting to check prostates, but my dad is a urologist and I assure you, you want a urologist who genuinely cares about you.

Prostate cancer is a scary thing and the #2 cancer in men. It's killing our fathers.

Get yearly PSAs and stay on top. I'd be glad to discuss anything else if you have any questions..prostate cancer is not taken seriously enough and it's very, very easy to prevent if caught early (which is very possible).

Again, congrats. I'm glad you are fine.

Sincerely,
Matt

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So I don't have a tumor, but I think I have tonsillitis.

I forget what it's like to be healthy.

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So I don't have a tumor, but I think I have tonsillitis.

I forget what it's like to be healthy.

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I had my tonsils out when I was 18.

It was the worst week of my life.

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I feel like I'm choking on my throat. I thought that was physically impossible, but I guess not.

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The antibiotics they give you are good, you will literally feel better in less than a day.

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The antibiotics they give you are good, you will literally feel better in less than a day.

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All the ice cream you can eat FTW!

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Unfortunately it's Friday and I won't get in to see them until Monday. Hot soup and salt water for Kirk tonight.

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They used to just yank out the tonsils given any kind of excuse, I don't think they do that any more, somebody must have decided that they are not a completely disposable body part.

I have felt like crap ever since I was 12 so I'm blaming the lack of tonsils and adenoids. If only I had been able to hang onto them, I'd be a complete human dynamo, and not merely the sexual tyrannosaurus I am today. Who do I sue?

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Also, I know this pales in comparison to choking on your throat and thinking you have a tumor, but I had to go cold turkey from nasal spray this week. 3 months of constant afrin use gets you deeply hooked on the stuff, once discontinued your entire face blows up like a muffin. It's an actual medical condition known as Rebound Congestion. It sucks. I have spent the past 3 days mouth breathing, it's just starting to loosen up this afternoon.