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a couple of years ago i purchased some rare cigars that were worth alot of money and had them insured from fire among other things.

i smoked the cigars and after i finished i tried to sue the insurance company because my cigars caught on fire and were burned. they refused to pay and i took them to court.

the judge ruled that i was entitled to $15,000 compensation from the insurance company because despite the fact that i had smoked my own cigars, they were in fact insured against fire. the insurance company paid the check immediately.

shortly after cashing the check, the insurance company had 2 police officers come and arrest me for 24 counts of arson. i was convicted of intentionally burning insured property and was sentenced to a 24 month sentence but was let out after 6 months on parole.

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this is nuts

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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

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You have an excuse...

Your daddy left home when you were three and didn't leave much for Ma and you except that ol' guitar and an empty bottle of booze.

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Not to mention he named him Sue.

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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

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You have an excuse...

Your daddy left home when you were three and didn't leave much for Ma and you except that ol' guitar and an empty bottle of booze.

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Not to mention he named him Sue.

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that was the meanest thing he ever did, although you can't blame his cause he run and hid.

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I've stolen some bikes too, started a fire, sold some weed.

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Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

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Stole a big street sign in the middle of the country while attacthed to the pole, while driving drunk, while my friend carried it laying down on the roof of my car.

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Some friends of mine stole one and tried to carry it home on foot. They saw a car about to stop so they placed the sign in its upright position and acted like they were leaning on it. It was a stop sign, and they were standing on a curb nowhere near an intersection.

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So i whip out my wallet and flash my 4 real twenties to him. I said "here, are these fake?" and he looks at all of them and says no. I go, "here" and I gave him 2 real twenties. I ask for the 2 fake ones back and he said that he has to keep them.

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damn, girl.. you carried $80+ in your wallet when you were 14?

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"It's not the Crime"
-Tower of Power

I broke the law last night,
committed a criminal and sexual act
She was on top and in this state
That's an immediate pop
And though I didn't get caught
I know in my mind
I committed no crime, still by some fluke
I might be servin' time
It's not the crime and it's not the thought
It's not the deed, it's if you get caught

I got some friends who like to stay high
think of the tax potential if it were legal to buy
but instead of the heat is forced
to bust on victimless crimes
it's a low-class bust worth nickels and dimes

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think of all them powerful cats
and how they got that way
'cause they surely would not be there
without the payoff game that's played
and think what you would do if it it was you
that was in their shoes
you'd either play the game or else
you'd lose, bad news
it's not whose sold, it's not whose bought
and it's not the kickback, it's if you get caught

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I stabbed a man in the heart with a trident.

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Stole a big street sign in the middle of the country while attacthed to the pole, while driving drunk, while my friend carried it laying down on the roof of my car.

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Some friends of mine stole one and tried to carry it home on foot. They saw a car about to stop so they placed the sign in its upright position and acted like they were leaning on it. It was a stop sign, and they were standing on a curb nowhere near an intersection.

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Haha, once in high school me and my friends got into a toilet papering war with another guy (yeah, I'm so cool). One night we TP'd his house for like the 3rd time in like 5 weeks and he I guess just had his wisdom teeth taken out and his parents were royally pissed so they called the cops. We of course didn't know any of this, so after we did the job we drove around and picked up about 10 road signs from all over our community and we were going to put them on his lawn.

We drive up and park on the corner of another street and pick up our signs and start to walk to his house, we turn the corner and see a cop car in the driveway and then him talking to the dad and son and we turn around and run into the car and drive away.

We would have been so [censored] if they would have saw us.

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I guess it's vandalism, but when we were kids, my friend and i used to go to the drugstore and use a stickpin to poke holes through all the boxes of condoms.

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You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

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I love that story, actually happened to an attorney, I think.

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I guess it's vandalism, but when we were kids, my friend and i used to go to the drugstore and use a stickpin to poke holes through all the boxes of condoms.

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Holy crap dude, that's not funny.

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I guess it's vandalism, but when we were kids, my friend and i used to go to the drugstore and use a stickpin to poke holes through all the boxes of condoms.

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Holy crap dude, that's not funny.

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I know. We were like 13 at the time and we used to do it like ever couple of weeks or so. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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I guess it's vandalism, but when we were kids, my friend and i used to go to the drugstore and use a stickpin to poke holes through all the boxes of condoms.

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Holy crap dude, that's not funny.

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JTB owes his life to someone doing that same thing many years ago. He's just returning the favor.

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Stole a big street sign in the middle of the country while attacthed to the pole, while driving drunk, while my friend carried it laying down on the roof of my car.

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Some friends of mine stole one and tried to carry it home on foot. They saw a car about to stop so they placed the sign in its upright position and acted like they were leaning on it. It was a stop sign, and they were standing on a curb nowhere near an intersection.

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stealing a stop sign is [censored] up. Some guy got charged with manslaughter for stealing a stop sign, because a guy ran the intersection where the sign should have been and tboned a car and someone was killed.

I stole one of those HUGE "warning do not pick up hitch hikers, prison facility in the area" signs and turned into into a kitchen table, and that was our dining room table all through college.

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I guess it's vandalism, but when we were kids, my friend and i used to go to the drugstore and use a stickpin to poke holes through all the boxes of condoms.

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Holy crap dude, that's not funny.

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Thats why if ure smart you squeeze the condom package before you open it and put one on. If there isnt a little pocket of air in the wrapper, then you throw it away and get another one.

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stealing a HUGE "warning do not pick up hitch hikers, prison facility in the area" sign is [censored] up. Some guy got charged with manslaughter for stealing a HUGE "warning do not pick up hitch hikers, prison facility in the area" sign, because a guy picked up and escaped prisoner who killed him.

I stole a stop sign and turned into into a kitchen table, and that was our dining room table all through college.

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I once went to a titty bar, while underaged.

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I killed English.

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stealing a HUGE "warning do not pick up hitch hikers, prison facility in the area" sign is [censored] up. Some guy got charged with manslaughter for stealing a HUGE "warning do not pick up hitch hikers, prison facility in the area" sign, because a guy picked up and escaped prisoner who killed him.

I stole a stop sign and turned into into a kitchen table, and that was our dining room table all through college.

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:P

seriously tho, I think stealing a stop is pretty bad. You are potentially putting peoples lives at risk. You can make a weak argument than mine is the same, but it would be an uber weak comparison to make. (I wasnt kidding about the manslaughter thing either, I read about that in the paper)

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I don't know how illegal this is, but it is a good story.

A friend and I travel to Atlanta for Superbowl XXXIV to see our beloved Titans. We buy tickets from a scalper about 3 hours before the game, and when the gates open we try to go inside but are turned away because our tickets are counterfit. I am pissed! No way am I losing $500 and not getting to see the game. So I do the only thing I could think of, I sell the tickets to a St. Louis fan. So I am guilty of scalping (against the law in GA), which isn't a huge offense, but it is a good story.

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You're not guilty of scalping. You're guilty of fraud. And I don't care how much you lost by being suckered into buying the counterfeits -- selling them to another unsuspecting fan is just unconscionable.

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But seriously who hasn't sold at least one drug in their life.

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I didn't sell all the vicodin I had after my elbow surgery last year, I just gave it all away.

So yeah, never sold any drugs...

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There are more gimmick accounts on this thread than flies on a turd.

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I'd kill Flemish, too. If I was still alive.

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Nothing major here... stole gum/baseball cards from stores when I was younger... also have probably been guilty of DUI on a couple occasions in the past. Never caught for anything though.

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I altered a billboard. I guess you could call it vandalism. I found out the fine for that is pretty steep after I did it.

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When I was in Korea, I payed for a hooker and after I "finished", she went to the bathroom and I stole her shoes and left. I'm not sure it was a crime though because she was Russian. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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When I was in Korea, I payed for a hooker and after I "finished", she went to the bathroom and I stole her shoes and left. I'm not sure it was a crime though because she was Russian. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Please don't tell us what you did with the shoes.

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When I was in Korea, I payed for a hooker and after I "finished", she went to the bathroom and I stole her shoes and left, that's when I realized she'd stolen my wallet.

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Please don't tell us what you did with the shoes.

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One of em is in a box somewhere, I lost the other one on the bus ride home. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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transporting controlled substances across a national border.

-kyo

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My biggest crime was one of the following:
Selling LSD.

Stealing a CS grenade from a prison.

Snorting coke within the confines of a prison, in the control picket to be exact.

Yeah, one of those three.

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got caught selling several pounds of weed, mushrooms, and opium. avioded jail because of a good lawyer.

didn't ever get caught for bookeeping, and of course stealing a couple of signs when drunk

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heh, can I have my own thread for this one?

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sold thousands of doses of lsd,following around a certain band.

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bought/smoked weed - drove drunk - speeding -

borrowed a firearm with the intent to do bodily harm to myself - cops actually handcuffed me on that one - technically I don't think any laws were broken but that was when I got in the most trouble. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] - couple days in the psycho ward against my will

stole 20 bucks from a church offering plate - (that's probably a deadly sin - stealing from God) -

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Inspired by Kleptons post in general THE.

I've stolen some bikes too, started a fire, sold some weed.

Anyone done worse? Anyone here never done anything wrong?

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I spit in a couple of peoples faces who I was close to. It is one of those things that can't be taken back, even if your forgiven.

I've done all that other [censored] you mentioned too.

ManyBeers

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wtf? that sounds too weird to be true

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It's a good story though [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Good story is an understatement here.