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MuresanForMVP 05-12-2007 03:50 PM

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Her stripping in Dogma does not even begin to compare to the strip scene in FDTD.

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yea true that. And the guy in the skinny dipping link, isn't that colin farrell?

Klompy 05-12-2007 03:56 PM

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Ok so in the other thread you were all like "ZOMG Allison Stokke=hottest chick evar!", even though other than that one picture she's probably an 8 at best. you also said she was hotter than Scarjo and it "wasn't even close". Now youre saying that Salma Hayek is an 8 on a good day? Jesus christ, your opinion on chicks sucks

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sorry, but yes imo allison stokke is hotter then salma hayek

Blarg 05-12-2007 03:56 PM

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Great body but her face isn't incredible or anything. Certainly plenty of hotter women out there.

[/ QUOTE ] I don't know about anyone else but I can't actually see her face in any of these pictures.

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...this is why everyone's going nuts over her. She has big [censored], but imo they're actualy getting bigger then I really like now that she got a boob job.

hot, but maybe only an 8 on a good day. Her stripping in dogma was pretty good though.

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i would be pretty disappointed in my life if salma hayek were the most attractive woman i ever slept with.

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Couldn't have said it any better.

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Ok so in the other thread you were all like "ZOMG Allison Stokke=hottest chick evar!", even though other than that one picture she's probably an 8 at best. you also said she was hotter than Scarjo and it "wasn't even close". Now youre saying that Salma Hayek is an 8 on a good day? Jesus christ, your opinion on chicks sucks

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My name is George W. Blarg, and I approve of this post.

private joker 05-12-2007 04:27 PM

Re: It\'s May 2007. Time for another thread about Salma Hayek\'s Chest
 
It's my hope that we can re-direct this thread away from nit-picking, ranking, criticizing, and judging... and go towards more pictures, discussion, and appreciation of the beautiful ladies like Salmita.

Everyone has different tastes and it's fine if Salma doesn't do it for you. I encourage you to post a different thread appreciating the beauty of a different woman, so OOT can have a diversity of hotness. But in this thread let's get back to the focus:

http://venus.provocateuse.com/images...a_hayek_09.jpg

kkcountry 05-12-2007 04:29 PM

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did everybody forget that selma hayek is 40 years old? that's a little rough on her to start comparing her to high school seniors.

Borodog 05-12-2007 04:51 PM

Re: It\'s May 2007. Time for another thread about Salma Hayek\'s Chest
 
pj, your small red X is simply cruel.

diddle 05-12-2007 05:09 PM

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Will the idiots plz stop nitting up this thread. You guys hating on salma are not nearly as awesome as you think.

Lottery Larry 05-12-2007 05:21 PM

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she is probably the highest variance chick ive ever seen, ranging from a 5 to a 9.

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Not even close on the first statement... and FIVE? Every woman has a range, but FIVE? Severe OOT disease.

Lottery Larry 05-12-2007 05:23 PM

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i would be pretty disappointed in my life if salma hayek were the most attractive woman i ever slept with.

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This brag is worthless without pics.

RunDownHouse 05-12-2007 05:32 PM

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i would be pretty disappointed in my life if salma hayek were the most attractive woman i ever slept with.

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This brag is worthless without pics.

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See 0:23 of this post.

spyderracing 05-12-2007 05:35 PM

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i would be pretty disappointed in my life if salma hayek were the most attractive woman i ever slept with.

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This brag is worthless without pics.

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See 0:23 of this post.

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Ryan Seacrest?

Rolen 05-12-2007 05:42 PM

Re: It\'s May 2007. Time for another thread about Salma Hayek\'s Chest
 
I don't think i've ever been against general consensus regarding hotness of women on 2+2 before, but this girl is an 8/10 tops. There's not much about her except for the two clangers which look ridiculous rather than sexy in some of these pics.

IggyWH 05-12-2007 06:06 PM

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I've gained vast experience in not looking at womens breasts when talking to them. However, my training would all go to waste if Salma was infront of me.

cbloom 05-12-2007 06:10 PM

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http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/9649/salmami9.jpg

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/6...opless8zn9.jpg

bisonbison 05-12-2007 07:19 PM

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This is why, in the end, if they're an 8 or above, it's not worth arguing over whether they're an 8, 9 or 10. It's ridiculous to get upset about who another guy thinks is hot.

OMG RESPECT MY DESPERATE LONGING FOR GIRLS I WILL NEVER TOUCH

SuitedSixes 05-12-2007 07:30 PM

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This is why, in the end, if they're an 8 or above, it's not worth arguing over whether they're an 8, 9 or 10. It's ridiculous to get upset about who another guy thinks is hot.

OMG RESPECT MY DESPERATE LONGING FOR GIRLS I WILL NEVER TOUCH

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B to the B: Can we have another Ask Bison thread soon? K, thanks.

esad 05-12-2007 07:59 PM

Re: It\'s May 2007. Time for another thread about Salma Hayek\'s Chest
 
More boobies. less discussion.

http://yeeeah.com/blog/wp-content/up...arovski_03.jpg

http://yeeeah.com/blog/wp-content/up...arovski_04.jpg

private joker 05-12-2007 09:53 PM

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pj, your small red X is simply cruel.

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Works for me, but I rehosted just in case.

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/1...hayek09mi3.jpg

punkass 05-12-2007 09:54 PM

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I don't understand all the people saying they don't like her face. Sure there are bad pictures of any celebs, but I think she looks stunning.

Blarg 05-12-2007 09:55 PM

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I don't think i've ever been against general consensus regarding hotness of women on 2+2 before, but this girl is an 8/10 tops. There's not much about her except for the two clangers which look ridiculous rather than sexy in some of these pics.

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Tiny narrow waist, great legs and ass, great boobs both when real and when fake, awesome hair, great eyes -- and you see NOTHING good but the boobs?

Blarg 05-12-2007 09:56 PM

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did everybody forget that selma hayek is 40 years old? that's a little rough on her to start comparing her to high school seniors.

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Yes it is. Well over 95% of the guys ripping on Salma will not have a 40 year old wife who looks that good. Probably not even close.

Blarg 05-12-2007 09:58 PM

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pj, your small red X is simply cruel.

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Works for me, but I rehosted just in case.

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/1...hayek09mi3.jpg

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Wow. Well worth redoing.

ChipsAhoya 05-12-2007 10:11 PM

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Salma In From Dusk Till Dawn on YouTube

-ChipsAhoya

kidcolin 05-12-2007 10:14 PM

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She's one of my all time faves.

Also, don't think they're fake. They're bigger than when she was younger, but so is she. She's just not that thin anymore, and I like her better now than then.

wisehandpoker 05-12-2007 10:46 PM

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did everybody forget that selma hayek is 40 years old? that's a little rough on her to start comparing her to high school seniors.

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Yes it is. Well over 95% of the guys ripping on Salma will not have a 40 year old wife who looks that good. Probably not even close.

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95%?

Blarg 05-12-2007 10:51 PM

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did everybody forget that selma hayek is 40 years old? that's a little rough on her to start comparing her to high school seniors.

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Yes it is. Well over 95% of the guys ripping on Salma will not have a 40 year old wife who looks that good. Probably not even close.

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95%?

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Okay, 99%. I was being charitable.

frostbrn 05-13-2007 12:18 AM

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http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1..._122_546lo.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...purple3ft4.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...a_Hayek_00.jpg

CrazyEyez 05-13-2007 12:39 AM

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http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1648/shac2.jpg
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7051/sh2cd8.jpg

CrazyEyez 05-13-2007 12:39 AM

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http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/6...hddlte8.th.jpg

CrazyEyez 05-13-2007 12:42 AM

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Desperado NSFW

IggyWH 05-13-2007 01:04 AM

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Desperado NSFW

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I might be wrong, but I thought I read somewhere that scene had a body double.

CrazyEyez 05-13-2007 01:08 AM

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I might be wrong, but I thought I read somewhere that scene had a body double.

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LIES

frostbrn 05-13-2007 01:34 AM

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Taking off a body cast in "Frida" (NSFW)

Blarg 05-13-2007 01:50 AM

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Taking off a body cast in "Frida" (NSFW)

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Dead link in this instance should be considered criminal.

Bullrun 05-13-2007 01:56 AM

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not dead to me

ur internets are ded

IggyWH 05-13-2007 01:57 AM

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Copy and paste the URL, it'll work then :

http://images.celebritymoviearchive....ek@Frida-2.jpg

Blarg 05-13-2007 02:04 AM

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Ah, now I see. Damn, those are perfect.

Rolen 05-13-2007 03:58 AM

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I don't think i've ever been against general consensus regarding hotness of women on 2+2 before, but this girl is an 8/10 tops. There's not much about her except for the two clangers which look ridiculous rather than sexy in some of these pics.

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Tiny narrow waist, great legs and ass, great boobs both when real and when fake, awesome hair, great eyes -- and you see NOTHING good but the boobs?

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She's attractive but nothing special. No one would be giving her 10/10 without the boobs. Lucky for her that a lot of men are attracted to comedy breasts.

spyderracing 05-13-2007 04:55 AM

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I don't think i've ever been against general consensus regarding hotness of women on 2+2 before, but this girl is an 8/10 tops. There's not much about her except for the two clangers which look ridiculous rather than sexy in some of these pics.

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Tiny narrow waist, great legs and ass, great boobs both when real and when fake, awesome hair, great eyes -- and you see NOTHING good but the boobs?

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She's attractive but nothing special. No one would be giving her 10/10 without the boobs. Lucky for her that a lot of men are attracted to comedy breasts.

[/ QUOTE ] She does have other ASSets

AlexM 05-13-2007 05:03 AM

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I don't think i've ever been against general consensus regarding hotness of women on 2+2 before, but this girl is an 8/10 tops. There's not much about her except for the two clangers which look ridiculous rather than sexy in some of these pics.

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Tiny narrow waist, great legs and ass, great boobs both when real and when fake, awesome hair, great eyes -- and you see NOTHING good but the boobs?

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She's attractive but nothing special. No one would be giving her 10/10 without the boobs. Lucky for her that a lot of men are attracted to comedy breasts.

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I definitely give her a 10 without the boobs. Breast size is pretty far down my list of things that matter in a woman's looks.


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