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What goes clippity-clop, clippity-clop, clippity-clop, BANG?

<font color="white"> Amish drive-by. </font>


How can you tell if your roommate's gay?

<font color="white"> His dick tastes like sh it. </font>

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Guy sits down at a bar. Hears a voice saying "Nice shirt." Looks around, sees nobody talking to him.

Hears the voice again saying "Nice haircut." Looks around. Sees nobody. "Great cologne," says the voice.

WTF? He calls over the bartender and asks what's going on.

"It's the peanuts," says the barkeep. "They're complimentary."

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how did helen keller burn her ear?



she answered the iron.




how did she burn her other ear?




they called back.


lamest joke ever alert!:




what did george washington say to his men before they got in their boat?




he said, "men...........get in the boat."

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What's the biggest difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer??






The taste.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister all walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"

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There's a salmon is swimming in a stream watching a fly.
There's a bear next to the stream watching the salmon.
There's a hunter eating lunch watching the bear.
There's a mouse near the feet of the hunter.
There's a cat in the high grass waiting to pounce on the mouse.

Then it all happens. The fly drops towards the salmon; the salmon jumps to eat the fly; the bear swats at the salmon, the hunter takes his shot; the mouse eats the crumbs from the hunter; the cat pounces at the mouse but lands in the river.

What's the point of this story? <font color="white">If the fly drops, the pussy's bound to get wet. (I left out the 6" part)</font>

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A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar.

And that's just the first guy!

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Why are black people so tall?

Because their knee grows (they're negroes).


What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister all walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"

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yes, this is one of my favorites

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

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My favorite.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

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ugh, this is one of my pet peeves, because i've heard it so much lately. it's Reeve. not Reeves.

to make up for that, here's another one of my favorites:


What's the square root of 69?

<font color="white"> 8 something. </font>

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What's the square root of 69?

<font color="white"> 8 something. </font>

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What's a 6.9?



A good time ruined by a period.

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Just made this one up today.

I went to a office to do a job. At the receptionist's desk there was a nameplate sign that said "Running Errands."

I turned to my partner and said, "Ah, she must be Native American."

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A mushroom walks into a bar, bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve your kind"
The mushroom says "oh come on!! I'm a Fungi"

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This byte walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, 'hey man, everything ok?' The byte says, 'nah man, parity error.' Bartender nods and says, 'Yea, you looked a bit off.'

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Two atoms are walking along when one starts frantically searching in his pockets for something. The other atom asks him, "Hey what's wrong?" "I dropped an electron." "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!"

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Sooga,
Wow those two are frigging hilarious hahahaha. I'm gona take a guess and say you're a geek. No harm intended but wow those are hilarious

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Yea, those really bring the house down when I tell them to my students. They groan on the outside, but I think they're laughing on the inside, I mean, how could they not be, right?

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The barman serves him and he asks how much it costs.

The barman says 'You're a neutron, right? Then there's no charge.'

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i almost forgot old faihtful:

what has 9 arms and sucks?

<font color="white">def leppard</font>

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a hooker, a dwarf, 3 midgets, 2 priests, a nun, a naked girl with a duck under her arm, a black guy, a white guy, and a mexican walk into a bar, the bartender says this has to be a joke.

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i almost forgot old faihtful:

what has 9 arms and sucks?

<font color="white">def leppard</font>

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lolllllllllllllllll that may be the first joke in this thread i haven't heard

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What would you have called the Flintstones if they were black?



Negroes. (use the N-word obv.)

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who makes more money, a drug dealer or a hooker?

the hooker, she can wash her crack and sell it again.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in common?

They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What's the square root of 69?

<font color="white"> 8 something. </font>

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What's a 6.9?



A good time ruined by a period.

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or a bloody good time, mate.

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What is brown and sticky?
<font color="white"> a stick! </font>


KJS

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2 dogs walk into a bar and i offer 3:1 odds the lab can take the pitbull. 20 minutes later i walk out a big winner.

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2 dogs walk into a bar and i offer 3:1 odds the lab can take the pitbull. 20 minutes later i walk out a big winner.

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LOL, nice.

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What do you call cheese that does not belong to you?






Nacho cheese.

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So an American, a Japanese, a Cuban and a Mexican are sitting on a boat. The captain says the ship is too heavy and everyone must get rid of some luggages. The Japanese tosses out bunch of sushi and claim they have too much in his country. The boat stays afloat for a while but starts to sink again. The Cuban decides to dump all of its cigars and said "Well I don't need them I can always get them". The ship starts to sink again soon and while the Mexican was thinking what to get the American pushes him over the boat.

(obv only works if u live in SoCal)

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What's the difference between beernuts and deernuts???

Beernuts are $1.05, but deernuts are just under a buck!

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Why did they dead baby cross the road?
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Cause i kicked it.

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What is the best part of sex with a woman 8 months pregnant?

Knowing you're not the daddy

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What did the leper say to the prostitute?








Keep the tip.

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Fat penguins................just wanted to say something that would break the ice

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What the blonde say to the obstetrician?

Is it mine?

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there was 2 goldfish in a tank

one said to the other , do you know how to drive this fuka

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Q: Why wouldn't a mother let her kids see Pirates of the Caribbean?

A: Because it's Rated ARGGGGH!!!

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Why couldn't Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black.


Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

Neither have they!