Re: Opening moves that lead to hugs
 

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i usually whip my schlong out and hope they suck it

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This is an excellent move for getting your schlong sucked, but I must remind you that OP has long lost all sexual desire and just needs a hug.

Re: Opening moves that lead to hugs
 

Ask? I don't think anyone has ever turned down a hug if asked.

Re: Opening moves that lead to hugs
 

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i go to my grandmas house that place is like a hug brothel

dont really have any opening moves but when i show her my math tests that say 100% on them it seems to loosen her up

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Congratulations on being the best poster ever.

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Re: Opening moves that lead to hugs
 

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I just tend to open my arms really wide and look huggable

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i typed 'fat hug' (no quotes) into google image search no filtering, do the same and look at the pic at the bottom left of the 1st page for lulz

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i was photoshopping xmas avatars the other day and did the same for 'candy stick' .......... bottom row aswell [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: Opening moves that lead to hugs
 

Teagod, did you mean to post this on your EricW account?

hug brag
 

turn 25. not kidding. once you get older most chicks lose their hangups and hug you before you even take them out to dinner.

I don't bother calling them after either, they know what I'm after and they have needs too.

Re: Opening moves that lead to hugs
 

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i go to my grandmas house that place is like a hug brothel

dont really have any opening moves but when i show her my math tests that say 100% on them it seems to loosen her up

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Congratulations on being the best poster ever.

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Re: Opening moves that lead to hugs
 

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Teagod, did you mean to post this on your EricW account?

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