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Also, how do i go about wooing her. Im thinking alcohol.

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You moved in w/ her and haven't fukkkkkd her yet? wtf?>

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Also, how do i go about wooing her. Im thinking alcohol.

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sounds like a great plan

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Also, how do i go about wooing her. Im thinking alcohol.

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sh*t on her chest, you won't have to worry about flushing afterwards.

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tell her you left the shtt in the toilet but dont flush it cause you are gonna use it to make jenkem

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i dont even want to know what jenkem is.

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that shtt [censored] you up

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rofl

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LOL I love bbv4l. It'll be easier to woo her if you have some people over for drinking and everyone is messed up. Waaaay easier to make it look like a random hookup turned every day hookup.

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i was thinking of telling her it was something else if she brings it up next time i see her. Like i shampood the carpets and emptied it into the toilet. Cause i mean it was just brown liquid.

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lol

make sure you shampoo the carpet first

......... also, unless she's retarded, it won't work

if she brings it up tell her one of your friends was over and you'll give him a stern talking to next time you see him

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spike her food with laxatives and purposely sabotage the toilet so it won't flush. That way she can be just as embarrassed as you when there's a steaming pile of her poo in the toilet.

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spike her food with laxatives and purposely sabotage the toilet so it won't flush. That way she can be just as embarrassed as you when there's a steaming pile of her poo in the toilet.

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you forgot the chloform

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spike her food with laxatives and purposely sabotage the toilet so it won't flush. That way she can be just as embarrassed as you when there's a steaming pile of her poo in the toilet.

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girls dont poo dumbass

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spike her food with laxatives and purposely sabotage the toilet so it won't flush. That way she can be just as embarrassed as you when there's a steaming pile of her poo in the toilet.

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girls dont poo dumbass

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lol