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drive around the block and track down some neighborhood kids and pay them $20 to do it.

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How big is the yard, how much work is it? 15 minutes I might do it...2 hours and I would start chasing her with my rake.

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Make my kid do it, then pay him myself.

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outsource to india, keep the $1.50 profit

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If I knew any kids I'd pay one of them to do it out of my own pocket. Otherwise I'd do it myself for free.

I've never done a day's work for myself but I'm constantly getting suckered into doing free work for other people (esp moving).

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I was expecting something along the lines of giving CPR to a junky leper transvestite.

Just rake the leaves. You've already blown the good karma by waiting so long. Salvage a small measure of dignity.

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I would reply "no thank you ma'am" and then throw dollar bills all over her yard repeatedly yelling MAKE IT RAIN

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How is this a Good Samaritan being put to the test?
It looks a lot more like someone being offered the chance to be a Good Samaritan and being a nit instead.



Just smile, tell her you'll do it for free because she reminds you of your grandmother, and rake the [censored] leaves.

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Either do it for free, or tell her you're very busy with other work, and barely have time for your own yard.

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Just smile, tell her you'll do it for free because she reminds you of your grandmother who died on her 81st birthday, and rake the [censored] leaves.

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