Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

nh, where did you come from?

Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

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girl i've been dying to [censored] (she's 24) for about 5 years now showed up and she's gained about 40 lbs

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Quite possibly the worst feeling in the existence, save for being shot in the kneecap or stomach.

Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

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hudge hudge beat:

girl i've been dying to [censored] (she's 24) for about 5 years now showed up and she's gained about 40 lbs

variance: i'm still drinking. will i be drunk enough to [censored] the fatty?

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Hot chicks that turn into fatties are the easiest to get. Self esteem and confidence is at all time low and they aren't used to having guys ignore/laugh at them. Just try not to let out an audible groan when she sits on your lap.

Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

That made me laugh, I did that once. did not go over well at all.

Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

aahhhhhhh lalalalalala islama jihad

Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

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hudge hudge beat:

girl i've been dying to [censored] (she's 24) for about 5 years now showed up and she's gained about 40 lbs

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Should be easy now then so not too bad.

Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

update: the dj's trying to pickup the same girl i am (not the fatty)

suck it DJ, you're working at MY house. DO WHAT I SAY OR YOUR ASS AIN'T GETTIN PAID! BAAHHAHAHAHHA! YOU LOSE, [censored] ASS UGLY [censored] OLD [censored] TALENTLESS [censored]!

Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

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variance: at a party posting on the internet

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brag: i'm almost certainly getting laid tonight

variance: you almost certainly won't

gg

Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

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variance: at a party posting on the internet

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brag: i'm almost certainly getting laid tonight

variance: you almost certainly won't

gg

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[ ] truth

Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
 

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variance: at a party posting on the internet

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brag: i'm almost certainly getting laid tonight

variance: you almost certainly won't

gg

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[ ] truth

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the burden of proof is on the state, imo

luckily for me, i don't have a mistaken rake amount over here for you to crosscheck

sucka sucka sucka dick ya'll