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absoludicrous 11-15-2007 05:03 PM

Re: Eating Out Randoms
 
I don't think I go down on any girl who's I'm having a random hookup with...there's a reason why she's into random hookups. Either my game is that strong or she's a huge sloot. I don't like eating out sloots.

Avatar of Wine 11-15-2007 05:09 PM

Re: Eating Out Randoms
 
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A complete ordered list of bad ideas GA has with randoms he hooks up with:

1. Eating out
2. _________

...?

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Seems pretty easy:

1. No condom
2. Give correct phone #
3. My place, not hers
4. Get the "Seinfeld switch" and rock the wrong girl
5. Wrong name
6. Pass out
7. No condom
8. Buuhole
9. Eating out a rando
10. Crying

... at least, that would make the most sense.

Borgland 11-15-2007 05:13 PM

Re: Eating Out Randoms
 
Not going to stick my dick where I wouldnt stick my tongue.

prodonkey 11-15-2007 05:15 PM

Re: Eating Out Randoms
 
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Not going to stick my dick where I wouldnt stick my tongue.

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this seems rather odd

Borgland 11-15-2007 05:18 PM

Re: Eating Out Randoms
 
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Not going to stick my dick where I wouldnt stick my tongue.

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this seems rather odd

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What's odd about it not wanting to screw something too nasty to eat.

prodonkey 11-15-2007 05:19 PM

Re: Eating Out Randoms
 
u stick your tongue in their asses? u put your dick in your food before u eat it? It just sounds odd.

Pharcyde 11-15-2007 05:19 PM

Re: Eating Out Randoms
 
In the absence of fish, enjoy the dish.

keikiwai 11-15-2007 05:19 PM

Re: Eating Out Randoms
 
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Not going to stick my dick where I wouldnt stick my tongue.

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this seems rather odd

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not really

gimmetheloot 11-15-2007 05:20 PM

Re: Eating Out Randoms
 
this thread has been done before....and it was done before that, and before that, and yes, yet again before that.

Borgland 11-15-2007 05:22 PM

Re: Eating Out Randoms
 
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u stick your tongue in their asses? u put your dick in your food before u eat it? It just sounds odd.

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You think weird. Enjoy your bread.


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