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wtf you don't poop at work? pooping at work means you're getting paid to poop, which means you win at life. go poop at work.

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Pooping at work is the hidden break. I can easily make it last 15 minutes, and if I am tired I just put my head in my hands and take a quick nap right there on the toilet. Instead of 2 fifteen minute breaks I get three sometimes four a day! There is nothing better than getting paid to poop imo.

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wtf you don't poop at work? pooping at work means you're getting paid to poop, which means you win at life. go poop at work.

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This is correct. 15 min per day X ~200 work days per year = 3000 min. per year = 50 hours = 1.25 work weeks spent pooping.

This also might be why I smoke cigarettes justifying that I get paid to smoke too.

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qfmft. between cigarette breaks and poop time (and the other 7.5hrs a day I spend reading books / on 2p2, like right now) I'd say the amount of work I do asymtopally (asymptotally? asymptotically?) approaches zero.

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It amazes me when people say they don't do any work at work and still get paid. Isn't there anyone anywhere that expects to seem some kind of results? Can you please explain how this is possible? I have never worked in an office so I don't understand these things.

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First of all I have had two jobs where work was VERY minimal. The first one was in an office with me and 6 GORGEOUS girls (7/10 at least imo) and on Fridays I would bbq for all of us and we would get drunk. No bull. Now I work for the local paper setting up the legal ads. I just sit and wait for calls and emails and then spend ~2 minutes on any given ad setting it up. It's really easy. The rest of the time I just browse the internets and chill/flirt with the one hot girl that works here.

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It amazes me when people say they don't do any work at work and still get paid. Isn't there anyone anywhere that expects to seem some kind of results? Can you please explain how this is possible? I have never worked in an office so I don't understand these things.

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I was lucky enough to get a management position in a growing company that, for the prior 5 years or so had complete fools in this position. I am able to do in about 20 hours what it took them 40-50 hours to do (and they still screwed it up).

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This is why companies should give their employees more paid vacation time because obviously people don't need to be there 40 hours a week. imo.

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I work for a woman and I sit around here on 2+2 and playing poker allday and shell come around and be like clean up, and I'm like yea ok, and she coms in the next day and is like do you not know how to clean will you please clean up and I'm like relax baby I'm just takin a piss.

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I'm pooping right now.

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Bumped for new discoveries...

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HOW I POOP @ WORK:

- wet toilet paper and clean all porcelin that will be anywhere remotely close to my ass

- flush

- wash hands from cleaning co-workers stale dry urine

- piss (sitting down obv)

- pull out Bluff or Maxim Magazine that I have hidden in some folder with a company letterhead

- poop & read magazine

- sit & finish reading magazine

- wipe/flush

my poop is an 18-24 min break imo

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- sit & finish reading magazine



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most important part of any poop