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I have really good aim in public stalls, so sometimes when I pee I just let my wang hang out, without even touching it. When I do so I don't feel as compelled to wash my hands.

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I have really good aim in public stalls, so sometimes when I pee I just let my wang hang out, without even touching it. When I do so I don't feel as compelled to wash my hands.

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you have a small pee pee

Re: I don\'t wash my hands
 

Wow what kind of an ahole puts his ad on a Far Side cartoon.

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lol

Washing your hands seems like a waste of time to me. Count how many things you touch, that aren't sanitized, for 30 minutes after just washing your hands and you'll realize it's a lost cause.

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couldn't the same argument be made for bathing and deodorant? you're just gonna get dirty again so what is the point? maybe you didn't miss when you took a piss or get crap on your hands, but think of every other idiot who used the same toilet, flushed using same lever, touched same door handles. just because you are hygenic don't assume others are

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I never wash but I use purell.

I also never touch doorknobs, and try not to touch anything gross.

I never wash in a public bathroom because I dont want to touch the sink.

Also it dries out my hands. Purell is much better.

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I have really good aim in public stalls, so sometimes when I pee I just let my wang hang out, without even touching it. When I do so I don't feel as compelled to wash my hands.

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you have a small pee pee

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actually in public I have to use the shorter urinal most of the time, and I had to install a specially designed toilet in my house to avoid touching the water when I go #2.

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Personally, I wash my hands BEFORE I touch my dick.

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I never wash but I use purell.

I also never touch doorknobs, and try not to touch anything gross.

I never wash in a public bathroom because I dont want to touch the sink.

Also it dries out my hands. Purell is much better.

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you're a mega-whore

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couldn't the same argument be made for bathing and deodorant?

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No, because bathing is when my hands get their washing done twice a day too.

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I justify not washing my hands by telling myself I'm keeping my immune system strong at all times with the constant bombardment of germs. I rarely get sick, I don't see a reason to start washing now.

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Same. I get sick at most once a year. [censored] washing my hands.

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Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.

Lisa: That’s specious reasoning, Dad.

Homer: Thank you, dear.

Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.

Homer: Oh, how does it work?

Lisa: It doesn’t work.

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock.

Homer: Uh-huh.

Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around, do you?

Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.