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1. You're not related to James Joyce by any chance? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
2. Run, Forrest, Run!

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1/ i dont get it- im special- please explain? Irishnesswriteaments?

2/ IS THIS FAST ENOUGH FOR YA MAMMA?

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1. It's your evocative, stream of consciousness literary brilliance and Irishisms. Not quite Roddy Doyle, but I like it. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
2. Yes

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I seriously dont get why you trusted tom? I mean WTF? You knew you had a right to be suspicious she was capable of going from Tom to your friends cousin showed she didnt care for my feelings at all when he raped your anus. I mean seriously?

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holy crap, this takes tl;dr to another level

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holy crap, this takes tl;dr to another level

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YAY! But still not quite what i was lookin for [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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I can't believe I read that..it was like a story from a coked up raptor christ as a 3 year old just learning to speak.

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tl;dr

I think Irish girls have hot accents. They add +1 to their x/10 score, which is an especially good thing because everyone knows that the British (including the Irish lol) are -1 vs the rest of the world on avg.

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this guy should be sending $ to anyone who reads the whole thing.

at least with goofy you know something hilarious and awkward might happen

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Try hitting her?

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tl;dr

I think Irish girls have hot accents. They add +1 to their x/10 score, which is an especially good thing because everyone knows that the British (including the Irish lol) are -1 vs the rest of the world on avg.

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Harsh, but fair.

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It seems Goofy may have met his match. Somebody read this and translate into English (preferably the Queen's English for maximum comedic impact).

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Are you kidding me? This is classic. A group of Irish girls boarded with us this summer and it was awesome to listen to them and their slang. Sounds exactly like this. Savage.