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pesky humans

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oh and this is quoted from the german:

"Ya people always say I look younger than I am... bla bla bla... ya some people are having families now and I'm like what the [censored]? Even at 25 that's insane!"

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we have an 8 person group project coming up and we pretty much already have 5 people in our group (my buddy, and the German are in my group OBVSLY). I'm gonna go up to that big boobed hot blond on Tuesday and ask her if she and her ugly friend would like to join our group.

Hopefully I'll get her to sit with us so I can pay attention to her more and pay less attention to the German.

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yo ericw

i saw bill bellamy

and [censored] allegra the frehsman bitch

shes gona be at magies tomrorow

ill let u know how it goes

friends forever

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yo ericw

i saw bill bellamy

and [censored] allegra the frehsman bitch

shes gona be at magies tomrorow

ill let u know how it goes

friends forever

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BFF indeed but I have no idea wtf you were just talking about

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russian: nail that pun man. What is stopping you? She lives two houses down from you, that is perfect. Just ask her over from drinks or something the next time you see her. Butterface or not, a good body is not to be passed up. And you should know that all Russians are butterfaces after they turn 30. So hit it and quit it.

German chick: She is still out of your league. Even though you are trying to put on the cool guy persona, she won't fall for it. Try your best, but without some good game, you are bound for failure. So just nail the Russian.

And for god sakes, hairy vag or not, you need to hit something.

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The rings she's wearing most likely mean [censored]. It's popular among german twens to wear a [censored] of rings. Also marrying at an age below 30 isn't popular among higher educated Germans.

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Also marrying at an age below 30 isn't popular among higher educated Germans.

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probably the only good thing about germany...besides the beer and of course jägermeister

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for the first time EVAR i believe him to not be a gimmick.