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When I get voicemails from patients regarding their accounts on Fridays when my outgoing message states quite clearly that we are closed on Friday and not to leave messages, but rather call back on Monday.

That ticks me off.

(My phone hours: M-Th 10am-4pm ONLY.)

T

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I hate the fact that my work doesn't have hawt BBV4L chickas like MissChriss and MissT and Fluffpop and any other women types I'm forgetting, instead we gots ones like this:

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[ QUOTE ]
MissChriss: Sir, I just saw you ripping of the balloon from the cord. Would please be so kind to pay it now because you broke it.
Guy: No! (Handed me balloon and walks away!)
MissChriss: Sir, you really need to pay the balloon. You are kind of ruining my job at the moment.
Guy: Piss off! (Throws something at me)
MissChriss: Sir, I would like you to come with me and speak to my boss.
Guy: I'm not gonna pay it. (Throws some more stuff at me, which hit me and really hurt me)
MissChriss: WTF ARE YOU THROWING THINGS AT ME!! NOW UR GONNA PAY THAT [censored] BALLOON RIGHT NOW!!!
Guy: (runs away)
MissChriss: PAY IT NOW!!!
Guy: (looks back and gives me a middle finger and goes to exit)
MissChriss: YOU [censored] SCUMBAG!!
Person: That's not a very nice thing to say is it?
MissChriss: He deserved it, he broke my balloon. I have no respect for people breaking my balloons!

later...

Boss: Reception called..You were making a mess at the exit?
MissChriss: (explaining situation)
Boss: LOL I would have done the same! Good job!

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are you a clown?

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Supervisor: What're you having for lunch today? (Gets within ten inches of my food and stares at it.)

Me: A caesar salad, ldo.

Supervisor: Not from the pizza place in the mall? I found a worm in one of their salads once.

Me: [censored] you.

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customer1: im looking for a usb drink heater
rkawar: they're in the 3rd isle against the backwall that says "pc components".
customer1: do they really work?
rkawar: ya it uses electricity from your computer to warm up like coffee or whatever.
customer1: ok i'll go check it out
customer2 (w/pizza in hand): a usb drink heater?
rkawar: ya.
customer2: what would yu need with that?
rkawar: if your working a lot and you wanted to keep your coffee warm you know?
customer2: are people that lazy?
rkawar: well you never know i guess
customer1 comes behind customer2 while customer2 is asking about CB Radios. Customer2 turns to look at customer1's usb heater, bumps into customer1's usb heater, and knocks pizza onto my shirt.

customer2: too bad they dont make a usb powered shirt cleaner! hahahaha
customer2 exits

dear customer 2,
too bad they dont make usb powered piano wire for you to hang yourself with.

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My Rant:

I graduated from college, am going to be paying back about 2 1/2 times what I borrowed. Job the staffing place recommended to me today: receptionist. Thoughts of suicide: rising.

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My Rant:

I graduated from college, am going to be paying back about 2 1/2 times what I borrowed. Job the staffing place recommended to me today: receptionist. Thoughts of suicide: rising.

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degree in communications ftl?

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Double major in polisci and international studies [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Golf Pro (me): Thanks for calling Mountain Brook Golf Club, this is Brandon, How may I assist you today?

Customer: What are your greens fees?

Me: $29 from 6 to 11 and $21 after 11.

Customer: Is the course in good shape?

Me: Well I don't know I stand in the golf shop looking out this window all day answering the phone. It looks green from here. (yes I have really said that before)

Customer: You mean you work at a golf course and you don't get to play?

Me: That would be correct sir, Would you like to make a tee time or can I help you with anything else?

Customer: No, let me call my foursome and see what they want to do and I'll call you back.(oh joy, I get to have another pleasant conversation with you later today)

Me: Ok, so can I now answer this other ringing phone and have this SAME EXACT conversation with the next person on the line for the 1 billionth time today.(ok never really said this, but think it everytime)


ME: (off the phone) I hate this [censored] job, If that phone rings again I'm quitting......ring ring ring ring ring ring RING RING RING RING.

Me: Thanks for calling Mountain Brook Golf Club this is...........oh just kill me now.

Thank god I quit last week and only have 8 days, 4 hours, and 23 min working at that hell hole. I will then be unemployed for the first time since I was 14 and will begin slowly losing my bankroll until I'm broke and have to go back to washing golf cars to pay rent.

/rant

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I mean everything, price-wise has gone up right...
my wages are higher, ok...
the cost of the total job has risen, ahhh 10to20 times as much...
gas price is now, gaining more momentum...
canuck buck is close par to the green...
the groceries cost, mmm 20-30 times higher...
home taxes are more than the rent was...
income taxes are a little overboard...
cars last a few years...
walmart gives the poor all they need, but only lasts a day...
the rich need way more money...
isn't sexual abuse aginst the law???
or do we like getting screwed, lol