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Re: ** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

BOOBS (BB): $122.85
SB: $123.30

Preflop: BOOBS is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB raises to $2.00, BOOBS raises to $11.00, SB raises to $20.00, BOOBS raises to $52.00, SB calls $32.00

Flop: ($104) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BOOBS bets all-in for $70.85, SB calls $70.85

Turn: ($245.70) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($245.70) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $245.70 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Tens) and WON (+$122.35)
BOOBS had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Tens) and LOST (-$122.85)

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

BOOBS (BB): $171.15
SB: $205.65

Preflop: BOOBS is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB raises to $5.00, BOOBS calls $4.00

Flop: ($10) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BOOBS checks, SB bets $1.00, BOOBS raises to $8.00, SB calls $7.00

Turn: ($26) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BOOBS bets $15.00, SB raises to $30.00, BOOBS calls $15.00

River: ($86) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BOOBS checks, SB bets $15.00, BOOBS raises all-in to $128.15, SB calls $113.15

Pot Size: $342.30 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON (+$170.65)
BOOBS had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, Jack high) and LOST (-$171.15)

sigh..........

Re: ** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

3 buyins down in the first 100 hands. A grey month indeed.

Re: ** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

The poker equivalent of orgasm:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $100.00
BB: $100.00
UTG: $98.30
UTG+1: $107.75
MP1: $15.50
MP2: $69.40
MP3: $113.40
CO: $53.90
Hero (BTN): $394.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9 Players)
4 folds, MP3 calls $1.00, CO raises to $4.00, Hero raises to $12.00, 2 folds, MP3 calls $11.00, CO calls $8.00

Flop: ($37.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
MP3 checks, CO bets all-in for $41.90, Hero?

LOL.

Re: ** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

Goal for the month:

Find out if there is such a thing as a grey swan.

Re: ** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

[ QUOTE ]
bigmick??

Bigmick is back at 200nl. God he is a waste of a space at a table.

[/ QUOTE ]

he was at some nl100 tables earlier.

PS. I am officially pissed off after dropping 10 buyins, and now have to drop back to nl50 [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Every bluffy c-bet getting called, every set is folded to, every decent hand gets either sucked out on by the river or gets duplicated, their kings are cracking my Aces preflop, every two bottom pairs when I know he's got top pair gets effed over by turn: Ace + river: Ace, no draws are hitting or if they do the board pairs and I run into a boat/quads, and even nut flushes are getting busted by straight flushes pulled out of their ass.

I knew I shouldn't have withdrawn on Wednesday.

Bugger.

Re: ** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

LOL these tards are BEGGING me to bust their aces:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $87.45
BB: $78.00
Hero (UTG): $102.50
UTG+1: $16.95
MP1: $136.15
MP2: $99.00
CO: $28.50
BTN: $28.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (8 Players)
Hero raises to $4.00, 2 folds, MP2 raises to $9.00, 4 folds, Hero calls $5.00

Flop: ($19.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $13.00, MP2 calls $13.00

Turn: ($45.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $30.00, MP2 raises all-in to $77.00, Hero calls $47.00

River: ($199.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $199.50 ($3 Rake)

MP2 had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$99.00)
Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, Queen high) and WON (+$97.50)

Villain put me on AK obv:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $60.80
Hero (BB): $332.30
UTG: $98.00
UTG+1: $100.00
MP1: $98.50
MP2: $17.00
CO: $42.70
BTN: $125.95

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (8 Players)
5 folds, BTN calls $1.00, SB calls $0.50, Hero raises to $5.50, BTN calls $4.50, SB folds

Flop: ($12) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $8.50, BTN calls $8.50

Turn: ($29) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $17.00, BTN calls $17.00

River: ($63) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $35.00, BTN calls $35.00

Pot Size: $133.00 ($3 Rake)

BTN had 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Fives and Threes) and LOST (-$66.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Threes) and WON (+$64.00)

Re: ** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

[ QUOTE ]
The poker equivalent of orgasm:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $100.00
BB: $100.00
UTG: $98.30
UTG+1: $107.75
MP1: $15.50
MP2: $69.40
MP3: $113.40
CO: $53.90
Hero (BTN): $394.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9 Players)
4 folds, MP3 calls $1.00, CO raises to $4.00, Hero raises to $12.00, 2 folds, MP3 calls $11.00, CO calls $8.00

Flop: ($37.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
MP3 checks, CO bets all-in for $41.90, Hero?

LOL.

[/ QUOTE ]

This must be 3some sex then.

Poker Stars
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.10/$0.25 Blinds
8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $8.10
BB: $22.20
Hero (UTG): $26.35
UTG+1: $35.15
MP1: $36.05
MP2: $10.30
CO: $16.40
BTN: $19.10

Preflop: Hero is dealt http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/7s.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/7c.gif (8 Players)
Hero raises to $1.00, UTG+1 calls $1.00, 6 folds

Flop: ($2.35) http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/7d.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/7h.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/3h.gif (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks

Turn: ($2.35) http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/7d.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/7h.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/3h.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Tc.gif (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks

River: ($2.35) http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/7d.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/7h.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/3h.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Tc.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Ah.gif (2 Players)
Hero bets $2.00, UTG+1 raises to $4.00, Hero raises to $10.00, UTG+1 raises to $16.00, Hero raises all-in to $25.35, UTG+1 calls $9.35

Pot Size: $53.05 ($2.60 Rake)

UTG+1 had http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/8h.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/Kh.gif and LOST (-$26.35)
Hero had http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/7s.gif http://www.legopoker.com/hh/images/cards/color/7c.gif (four of a kind, Sevens) and WON (+$24.10)

Re: ** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

Check out villain drawing to the inside straight with a monotone flop.

Poker Stars
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.10/$0.25 Blinds
9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $25.00
BB: $60.80
UTG: $9.25
UTG+1: $12.75
MP1: $29.10
MP2: $22.30
MP3: $6.45
CO: $14.15
BTN: $9.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Ahttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (9 Players)
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $0.25, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, 3 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, 2 folds, MP2 calls $1.25

Flop: ($3.50) 4http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif 9http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif Jhttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (2 Players)
Hero bets $3.25, MP2 calls $3.25

Turn: ($10) 4http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif 9http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif Jhttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif Qhttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif (2 Players)
Hero bets $9.00, MP2 raises all-in to $17.55, Hero calls $8.55

River: ($45.10) 4http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif 9http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif Jhttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif Qhttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif 6http://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $45.10 ($2.20 Rake)

MP2 had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Nine to King) and WON (+$20.60)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Ahttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$22.30)

and last of all 3some prison sex.

Poker Stars
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.10/$0.25 Blinds
9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $47.90
BB: $14.25
Hero (UTG): $22.40
UTG+1: $55.35
MP1: $38.10
MP2: $13.80
MP3: $34.30
CO: $22.70
BTN: $10.10

Preflop: Hero is dealt 8http://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif 8http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (9 Players)
Hero raises to $1.00, 3 folds, MP3 calls $1.00, 4 folds

Flop: ($2.35) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $2.00, MP3 calls $2.00

Turn: ($6.35) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Ahttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (2 Players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets $2.00, Hero raises to $8.00, MP3 raises to $14.00, Hero raises all-in to $19.40, MP3 calls $5.40

River: ($45.15) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Ahttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $45.15 ($2.20 Rake)

MP3 had Ahttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON (+$20.55)
Hero had 8http://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif 8http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (three of a kind, Eights) and LOST (-$22.40)

Re: ** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

[ QUOTE ]
bigmick??

Bigmick is back at 200nl. God he is a waste of a space at a table.

[/ QUOTE ]

he played a lot of nl100 in the last few weeks I think.
why everyone seems to hate him??

Re: ** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

Second time this week I win my biggest pot ever [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

PokerStars Pot-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($225.70)
Button ($326.15)
SB ($323)
Hero ($396)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls $4, Button raises to $12, SB calls $10, Hero calls $8, UTG folds.

Flop: ($40) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, Button bets $32, SB folds, Hero calls $32.

Turn: ($104) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $40, Hero raises to $152, Button calls $112.

River: ($408) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $92, Button raises to $130.15, Hero calls $38.15.

Final Pot: $668.30

Results in white below: 
Button has Ad 3d (two pair, queens and threes).
Hero has Qh 9h (full house, queens full of nines).
Outcome: Hero wins $668.30.