Re: Lines I have used unsuccessfully on women (bee-atches)
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[ QUOTE ] Holding a cocktail napkin or bar towel near her face: "Does this smell like chloroform?" [/ QUOTE ] You stole that from me. [/ QUOTE ] Ive been waiting for the right opportunity for this one since i saw you post it months back. |
Re: Lines I have used unsuccessfully on women (bee-atches)
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2. Want to have sex. (this was to a random person on the bus) [/ QUOTE ] i think that should work about 3% of the time. keep tryin man |
Re: Lines I have used unsuccessfully on women (bee-atches)
Engulf my lengthy shaft with your warm moist mouth.
Wait! No need to get your knees dirty, I'll stand on a chair, biatch! |
Re: Lines I have used unsuccessfully on women (bee-atches)
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Holding a cocktail napkin or bar towel near her face: "Does this smell like chloroform?" [/ QUOTE ] You stole that from me. [/ QUOTE ] Ive been waiting for the right opportunity for this one since i saw you post it months back. [/ QUOTE ] Delay on your chloroform order? Yeah, my internet supplier sucks too. |
Re: Lines I have used unsuccessfully on women (bee-atches)
Guy: Okay, I'll do it.
Girl: WTF you talking about? Guy: Your friends told me you wanted to have sex with me? Girl: No [censored] way! Guy: (drops voice to James Earl Jones-like voice) What if I talk like this? |
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