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guids 08-14-2007 11:17 AM

Re: Hypothetical First Date Question. (Subject Matter NSFW).
 
No, I dont. Do you people have any idea how hard blood is to get out of your sheets? (and towels never ever work)

bisonbison 08-14-2007 11:20 AM

Re: Hypothetical First Date Question. (Subject Matter NSFW).
 
Say, "But what's wrong with your anus?"

Again guys, "Are you bleeding from your ass? Would you like to?"

The Yugoslavian 08-14-2007 01:36 PM

Re: Hypothetical First Date Question. (Subject Matter NSFW).
 
There is a really good chance she is not on her period. Seriously, I'm surprised this hasn't even been mentioned.

In any event she's testing you to see how you react (she may not be conscious of it, however). Don't make a big deal out of it. Just say "I understand" and take her to your bedroom anyway. If you can ramp her up sexually something good will happen whether she's on her period or not.

Yugoslav

Barfunkel 08-14-2007 04:26 PM

Re: Hypothetical First Date Question. (Subject Matter NSFW).
 
The correct answer would be "can you borrow me 50 bucks for a hooker then?".

DrewDevil 08-14-2007 04:30 PM

Re: Hypothetical First Date Question. (Subject Matter NSFW).
 
If you get the green light to bang a girl you want to bang, you should pretty much always take it. Once you've banged her, it's a lot easier to bang her the next time. If you wait, she might change her mind between date #1 and date #2, or you might have to repeat the whole seduction.

Alobar 08-14-2007 04:37 PM

Re: Hypothetical First Date Question. (Subject Matter NSFW).
 
meh, this poll is stupid. Like everyone has said you go to your room anyway to fool around and to get her to blow you. If you dont mind [censored] her while shes bleeding, then do so, if you dont want to, them just quit after the hummer. She obviously wants to [censored] so no matter what you do you are getting some the second date anyway.

and like mason said, most chicks I know are horny as hell when they are on their period. I know tons of girls who actually have a "period" towel they use on the bed just for [censored] while on the rag.

siccjay 08-14-2007 05:38 PM

Re: Hypothetical First Date Question. (Subject Matter NSFW).
 
I would probably say "Who said you were gettin any?"

Ook 08-14-2007 07:38 PM

Re: Hypothetical First Date Question. (Subject Matter NSFW).
 
Take her to your room and see where it goes. Tease her gently about it. Or "It's okay baby, I have red sheets"

Guids - hydrogen peroxide the spot and rub.

oe39 08-14-2007 07:43 PM

Re: Hypothetical First Date Question. (Subject Matter NSFW).
 
"i prefer syrup"

bisonbison 08-14-2007 07:44 PM

Re: Hypothetical First Date Question. (Subject Matter NSFW).
 
"If you're on your period, I'm in your colon."


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