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Dude, you're 18, how important could your job possibly be? You probably work at what, a gas station? Macy's? Mcdonald's? You're not exactly closing multi-million dollar deals the next day. Go to her place and bang her. Then, call in sick to work the next morning with food poisoning and bang her again. You did this all wrong.

Re: I\'m an 18 year old virgin. Turned down huge opportunity for sex. T
 

I haven't read an OP this made up since the last jbrent thread.

Re: I\'m an 18 year old virgin. Turned down huge opportunity for sex. T
 

A 7 that is a 1-2yrs younger and drunk? You can do better man unless your pretty bad of course.

You made the right choice, there are dozens of drunk younger women who will do stuff w/ you. Your either a senoir in HS (free underclassman) or going to college where u will have lots of sex.

This is no big deal.

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A 7 that is a 1-2yrs younger and drunk? You cant do better man.

You made the wrong choice, there arent dozens of drunk younger women who will do stuff w/ you. You re working at mc donalds.
This is a big deal.

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fyp

Re: I\'m an 18 year old virgin. Turned down huge opportunity for sex. T
 

This is a valid reason to miss work, I'm sure your boss wouldn't have minded. Unless it's one of those bitchy feminists who file restraining orders and sexual harrassment lawsuits, against me, when I grab their asses and make clever remarks about how much I want to [censored] them. bitches.

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I die a little inside
when I tell her that I can't cause I have to get to work tomorrow, and there's no way I can get from her place to my job with no moneyz the next morning.

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LOL worst reason ever

Re: I\'m an 18 year old virgin. Turned down huge opportunity for sex. T
 

Don't worry OP. I'm sure you'll have another opportunity in a few years. Hopefully you won't blow that one too.

Re: I\'m an 18 year old virgin. Turned down huge opportunity for sex. T
 

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Don't worry OP. I'm sure you'll have another opportunity in a few years. Hopefully you won't blow a quick one too.

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I haven't read an OP this made up since the last jbrent thread.

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Naw, this sounds pretty standard for kids his age. He'll regret not banging this chick for awhile -- especially after he bumps into her again and she no longer wishes to do him.

Re: I\'m an 18 year old virgin. Turned down huge opportunity for sex. T
 

Oh to be 18 again. You should have tapped that ass. What in the hell is wrong with you?