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that reminds me--today i was peeing and then i sneezed and it almost ripped my weener in half. but im ok.

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omg I nearly died when I read this because we've all been there... sneezing while you're pissing is the worst ever

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that reminds me--today i was peeing and then i sneezed and it almost ripped my weener in half. but im ok.

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omg I nearly died when I read this because we've all been there... sneezing while you're pissing is the worst ever

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I loled at this for a while

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SMOKE UP GET U HIGH

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noooooooooooooooooooo

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Do the southpark.
- "moooomyyyy potty"

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I usually shoot up heroin to constipate me until break, when I go sit on the can and smoke crystal meth

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SMOKE UP GET U HIGH

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beat me to it, [censored]

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seconded [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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should have practiced avoidance?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAUPYyWX_3s

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In case of this, or premature ejaculation, all my mtts come equipped with Big Jim Slade.

edit: and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!

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that reminds me--today i was peeing and then i sneezed and it almost ripped my weener in half. but im ok.

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Anyone else in your house? Hit the head and have them watch your cards and you tell them what to do. Alternatively, you could use this as an opportuinity to teach your GF/wife, etc the basics of how to play poker.

Back when I used to play at Party, I would have my 6 year old daughter watch the computer and she would tell me the cards. I would ask her what she thought we should do, and have her hit the appropriate buttons. She used to make a steady profit at the $.50/$1 limit games.

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Did she ever yell back "Daddy, i clicked arr in, whats that mean?"