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ryang 07-25-2007 04:35 PM

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LOL.. im so happy i opened this thread

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?? you = 0evg0?

adanthar 07-25-2007 04:37 PM

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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damn son

MusashiStyle 07-25-2007 04:44 PM

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i was hoping this wouuld be hooker related but i was not too dissappointed in any case.

stan ivey 07-25-2007 04:45 PM

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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SkeetyMcdoogle 07-25-2007 04:47 PM

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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this is the new and improved bbv

Salerosa 07-25-2007 04:49 PM

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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There is a HUGE difference between drinking and driving and smoking and driving.

You are also a huge douche, I'm guessing the world would be a lot better place if YOU crashed your car into a bridge, rather than OP.

88jayhawks 07-25-2007 04:50 PM

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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i don't get it. why?

Chump Change 07-25-2007 04:50 PM

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Wow... ama was seriously, all leveling aside, taking the DUI angle? Wow.

Crazy Porto 07-25-2007 04:52 PM

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Beat: Got pulled over for going 85 in a 60 (with construction work).
Beat: Was really high after having just smoked four bowls of Purple Haze in the car with my friend the passenger (and the car's owner).
Beat: You can smell the weed outside the car even if none has been smoked.
Beat: When asked by the officer why he pulled me over, I told him "because I had been swerving while trying to figure out which exit I needed to take."
Beat: When he said "No, you were doing 85 in a 60 mph/hr work zone where tickets and points are doubled", I said "Oh, [censored]!"
Beat: My friend did not have his registration for the car, nor his proof of insurance.

Brag: Cop gave me a $215 ticket for speeding.
Brag: Cop waived the doubling of the ticket and of the points on my license.
Brag: Completely ignored the overpowering stench of pot, my terrible driving, and my general retarded behavior.

Variance: I end up blowing $215 on Stars every Sunday anyway, I'll just pretend they had a Tuesday Mill or something.

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You were SCARED because you attracted cops while on dope that a BEAT, but i liked the story [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Chump Change 07-25-2007 04:54 PM

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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There is a HUGE difference between drinking and driving and smoking and driving.

You are also a huge douche, I'm guessing the world would be a lot better place if YOU crashed your car into a bridge, rather than OP.

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From a purely scientific standpoint i'd guess driving while very high is much worse than driving while drunk. Alcohol slows your reaction time and [censored] with your hand-eye coordination, but weed actually distorts your spatial perception.

Meh, in the end it's a car, not a [censored] space shuttle or something.


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