Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
wtf just use the electric range, did it all the time back in college.
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
You can either throw it out the window, or you can slowly suck on it while you make a mad dash for the door. There won't be too much smoke if you're good.
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
when i was in highschool there was this black kid in my school. i was hanging out in the hallway and he was walking by. I mentioned to him how gangsta i was (obv) and he said, "you wanna see gangsta", and he lit up a joint in the hallway.
Anwyays, he had a lighter so i geuss this does nothing to solve your problem...but is it gangsta or what? |
Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
i assume you don't have a candle
you should always have a candle also, here it is unscrew a lightbulb, poke 2 holes in metal part, fill light bult w/ gasoline, screw back in, stand close by w/ cigarette toward bulb, switch light on.... presto |
Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
results:
took a napkin downstairs, attempted to light it with sparks from the lighter (the flint worked, it was just out of juice). this failed. then i remembered that i had some axe body spray in the car. that [censored] says it's flammable. lightbulb forms over my head. i hold axe in one hand, lighter + napkin in the other hand. spray axe, flick lighter and kapooosh, like prometheus i discover flame! a large-ish fireball/fireburst sets napkin on fire, great success! but now this napkin is burning insanely, so i leap from the car and throw napkin on the ground. bend over to light cigarette from burning napkin, then extinguish napkin. smoked cigarette, enjoyed greatly. i recommend this method 3/10. if desperate, it will do. a rudimentary mspaint of how this transpired: http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/6...rfailedxu9.png |
Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
Wow, congrats Rube [censored] Goldberg.
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
great success!
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
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Wow, congrats MacGyver. [/ QUOTE ] fyp |
Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
mybe I am drunk, but this thread rules
i likr mbillie |
Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
This story had a happy ending that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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