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"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." -Jack Lemmon

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Lee Trevino, when asked about the pressure of playing in a major tournament:

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Pressure? This isn't pressure. Pressure is playing for 10 bucks a hole when you've got 5 bucks in your pocket.

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someting my old man said to my brother (came from somewhere else I think)

"You're not good enough to get mad"

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"The last shot on every hole is always a good one."

-not sure

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"There are 2 things in life that don't last - dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars"

Lee Trevino

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Did you hear about the new Super Wal-Mart being built. Its between my ball and yours.

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Lee Trevino is the [censored] man

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How did you get a 13 on the xx hole?

I missed a long put for a 12!

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along the same lines, someone asked Seve Ballesteros how he 4putted a hole during the Masters. "I mees, I mees, I mees, I make."

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This is a quote from tennis but I think it's good enough to post here...

I don't remember the exact name of the player (I think it's Gary Leonidas (sp?). He lost to Jimmy Connors every time he played him. They played again with Connors being up lifetime something like 36-0.

This time though the guy beats Jimmy Connors! A reporter asked him after the match how he managed to finally beat Connors...

"Nobody, and I mean nobody beats Gary Leonidas 37 times in a row."

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Did you hear about the new Super Wal-Mart being built. Its between my ball and yours.

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oh tiger... how you mock basketball players who can't drive the ball like you...