Re: How to get someone arrested.
Kyle: It's so unfair! How can my parents do that to me?!
Stan: Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes, dude. They get off on it. Kyle: They're evil! I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE ANY PARENTS! Cartman: [smoothly] Well, you… could make them… go away for a while. Kyle: How?! Cartman: Well, I mean, you… could… call the police and have them take your parents away. Stan: The police? Cartman: Yeah, I saw it on TV. All you gotta do is call the police and say that your parents both molestered you. Kyle: What's that? Cartman: I don't know, but it works. When I wanted to get rid of my mom's last boyfriend, I just called the police, and said he was molestering me, and I haven't seen him for three months. Kyle: [awed] Wow! Three months without parents! Kenny: (Wow, that is awesome!) Stan: But what do the police do to them? Kyle: Who cares? My parents deserve whatever they get. They're liars and cheats. Cartman: You have to make it convincing, though, when you call the police. You have to be like, [slight whine] "my parents molestered me." Kyle: [straight] "My parents molestered me." Cartman: No, but you've gotta cry, like this: [starts a fake sob, rubs his eyes] "My parents molestered me." [stops the fake cry] And then they'll say somethng like, "Was it a good touch or a bad touch?" and you say [rolls his eyes as he thinks] "Ih, it was a good touch" or- no wait, [points] you say it was a bad touch. Kyle: What's "bad touch"? Cartman: Something about a swimsuit - I don't remember, but you definitely answer "bad touch." Kyle: Okay, molestered, bad touch. Cartman: Yeah, And cry. [Kyle lets out a soft cry] Oh, he's ready. |
Re: How to get someone arrested.
Point remains.
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Point remains. [/ QUOTE ] If by 'point' you mean IP, and by 'remains' you mean Ban - then you're likely correct. |
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borrowed me some money [/ QUOTE ] This is easily the worst part of the post. |
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You're a real dildo, ya know that?...
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But this thread is perfectly OK? http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=5#Post10954012 Makes sense to me....that you are hypocrites. Sweet life. [/ QUOTE ] Does it suck being retarded? I mean I guess you're probably amused by simple things, but it has to be a pain in the ass for many of your day to day dealings. |
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You're all complete douchebags, you're attacking someone because you didn't find a JOKE of theirs funny. That's really mature.
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