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I'm an atheist, but it's [censored] like Falwell that make me wish there is a hell. This is a great day.

Re: Jerry Fallwell Gravely Ill
 

And before reading this thread I thought I might be a bad person for being sort of happy that he's gone. What was I thinking.

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B. David says:
I'm taking today off
B. David says:
and deciding to believe in God for a day
B. David says:
and imagining him looking at Fawell and being like
B. David says:
"OH RLY"
B. David says:
and then killing him
B. David says:
because that is what I would do with a cockbag like that if I was God

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When I think of Falwell and others similar to him, I always think back to the West Wing where the president rips apart a right-wing radio host:

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President Josiah Bartlet: You're Dr. Jenna Jacobs, right?

Jenna Jacobs: Yes, sir.

Bartlet: ...Forgive me, Dr. Jacobs. Are you an M.D.?

Jacobs: A Ph.D.

Bartlet: A Ph.D.

Jacobs: Yes, sir.

Bartlet: Psychology?

Jacobs: No, sir.

Bartlet: Theology?

Jacobs: No.

Bartlet: Social work?

Jacobs: I have a Ph.D. in English literature.

Bartlet: I'm asking because on your show, people call in for advice and you go by the name Dr. Jacobs on your show, and I didn't know if maybe your listeners were confused by that and assumed you had advanced training in psychology, theology or health care.

Jacobs: I don't believe they are confused, no, sir.

Bartlet: Good. I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an abomination.

Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President, the Bible does.

Bartlet: Yes, it does. Leviticus.

Jacobs: 18:22.

Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My chief of staff, Leo McGarry, insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or is it okay to call the police? Here's one that's really important because we've got a lot of sports fans in this town. Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side-by-side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing, while you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.

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Can't wait for Matt and Trey's depiction of him in Hell.

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This thread is making me so happy.

If somebody's killing my least favorite five people on earth, it's going to be a bad day for Ann Coulter.

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lololol at you guys. Might want to reconsider your moral compass when another person's death brings you joy.

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Take me with you, gay pride parade!

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yeah i was kind of thinking the same thing as boris

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Can't wait for Matt and Trey's depiction of him in Hell.

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Agreed.