Re: If you were a cop...
 

I would speed wherever I went...

wait, do that already.

Re: If you were a cop...
 

I'd take a crap in a movie theatre.. and wait til someone sat in it so I could hear it squish.. that's funny to me.

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I'd take a crap in a movie theatre.. and wait til someone sat in it so I could hear it squish.. that's funny to me.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...stwo/210_1.jpg

... but I ain't got that kind of time.

Re: If you were a cop...
 

I would narc on other cops who break the law.

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but what if i am?

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but what if i am?

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are you?

Re: If you were a cop...
 

ItalianFX and other members of the fuzz,

Do those stickers people have on their cars that say "I support the local police" or whatever make a lick of difference when you pull somebody over?

Re: If you were a cop...
 

Eat more doughnuts.

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ItalianFX and other members of the fuzz,

Do those stickers people have on their cars that say "I support the local police" or whatever make a lick of difference when you pull somebody over?

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Never seen them, but probably not. Depends on what their affiliation is.

We have a guy complaining that we aren't doing our job (less the details) and he wants us to start citing more people. So some guy who doesn't work for the police, doesn't see what goes on in our eyes, makes opinions from what HE sees, wants us to step up and start writing more citations. Ok, so when we pull him over, we know what to do now. (My words)

Re: If you were a cop...
 

id always speed around with lights on, crossing when i have red lights and all that fun stuff.