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Homer,

Sources <yeti> say that he called that girl and spoke with her that night, so it's a legit number!

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SAME NIGHT??? NO WAI

supposed to wait six days bruiser

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I always call the same night, becuase Im usually drunk, adn want to have sex w/ them. With some girls it works, becuase tehy want sex too, or and if it doesnt, you just call her up later in the week, say you are sorry, were drunk and horny, and that you still want to take them out, but tell her:

"listen, Id love to take you out, but no sex though, I dont boom on teh first date"

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Given some of the recent threads on relationship advice here (eg. OMG, a girl looked at me - WHAT DO I DO?), I would call this one small step for Bruiser, one giant leap for OOT.

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guids i just want to say that i never liked you at first, but you have turned into one of my favorite posters

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Bruiser,

Gogogogogogogogo!

Way to go dude.

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this thread needs more pictures (of bruiser of course)

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Bruiser,

Besides number-closing her, tell me you used the magic line "would you like me to kiss you?"

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Homer,

Sources <yeti> say that he called that girl and spoke with her that night, so it's a legit number!

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Diablo,

Bruiser called the girl the same night? what kind of crack-pottery are they teaching at the PUA camp he went to?

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Seriously. Usually it is get a number on the weekend, makes plans on Tuesday/Wednesday to have sex with her the next weekend. Come on Bruiser.

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F^&* Phone Numbers.

You know what it means when you ask for a number?

It means: "I'd like to bang you but I don't know how to go about it just yet, so I will call you when I figure it out."

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So, whats wrong with that?

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grando,

I don't know, but apparently another 2+2er <prevaricator> got her number that evening as well and claims she is pretty cute.

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I hear this caused quite a clash between the legendary duo.

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Here's hoping it ends with Prev dumping BBQ on the girl mid-act.

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I think he's saying that ballas make the happy fun time in the ladies room.