Two Plus Two Newer Archives - Inspired by Toss:My Las Vegas TR-WSOP last year

So the 3rd day of my little Las Vegas adventure began with amazing optimism. I was going to demolish poker and get naked and have sexy time with a Spearmint Rhino seductress later. Good times.

The plan was to play at the Bellagio till 4 or so and then call Chandiss. For some odd reason after about 30 seconds of thought, I decided 4PM was the optimal time to call her. In my head 4PM=+EV. I have no idea why, but whatever.

I arrived at the Bellagio around noonish. The poker room was swamped. Every NL game was full and at least had 8 names on the list. Nope, no NL for me today. I guess I will have to settle on the Geo Prizm of poker. Limit holdem. Its slow moving and efficient. It's also my old bread and butter. I quickly get a seat in the 30/60 game and realize that the WSOP must be in full effect because the people are idiots. Now in my college days before I got into poker, I never understood how people could just toss away their hard earned money and to a degree I still don't understand it. These people had no idea about the concepts and intricacies that are the Geo Prizm of poker. They just tossed money about. Sadly today was not to be my day and I ended up a loser. I got zippo hands all day. The only hand to note was my aces that got cracked by K10 off suit. King on the flop, king on the river. At least I folded to his river bet. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

It was 4PM.

I promptly got up from the table. In fact I could have been in a hand for all I know. I abandoned that table like I was OJ and the table was a murder scene. I headed to the race and sports book for privacy and made the call.

Ring......Ring.....Ring....Ring.....

Her phone ringer was "Sexual Healing." The second I heard this I was certain I was having sex tonight.

Ring.....Ring...Ring....

Answering machine.....ZOMG, what to do....

[censored]! So I proceed to leave the worst message of all time and don't leave my digits. I of course realize this right after I hang up the phone. [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]! WTF am I gonna do now. I can't call back, that is uber desperate. I just got PWNED by a cell phone [censored] answering machine. Are you kidding me??? As far as I was concerned that was the first official bad beat of my Vegas trip.

So I went home, sad and depressed. How was I to turn around my sudden misfortune? What should I do? She surely must have gotten into some murderous car accident. She said call her 3 [censored] TIMES. Needless to say I was no longer delighted with my day to say the least.

The night past with no call from Chandiss. The next day started with a severe lack of enthusiasm. The plan was to hit up the RIO and play da poker. Assani was going to play event #1832783 or whatever it was and I was going to check out the SNGS they offered.

Before we go any further let me state how much I hate the RIO and Harrahs for that matter. [censored] you Harrahs and your $10 dollar food voucher. [censored] you Harrahs for your horrible rake. [censored] you Harrahs for the terrible dealers you bring in for this. [censored] you Harrahs for your [censored] Casino, [censored] poker room, and [censored] American Grill. And last but not least [censored] you Harrahs for that long ass walk I have to make every time I come to your [censored] casino to play in some bad structure WSOP event. Oh and thanks for all your advertising to bring the fish, but other then that, [censored] OFF!

The SNG rake was bad, but they were so beatable it was sick. I played in about four $175 SNGs IIRC and PWNED two of them. I was going to take one of my entries and sell it, and use my other entry into the $1500 LHE event. After a decent amount of thought, I was pretty certain that I could win on average 2 out of 10 SNGs. I honestly felt that if I played 10 per day I could win about 1k per day. These things were super soft. All I had to do was get up and go to the RIO each day. Not to hard right?

So Assani ended up busting out of his event and we left the RIO around 6ish. I remember telling Assani my plan about SNG WSOP domination and him telling me I was an idiot. But I disagree; anyone who is a good SNG player has an edge in those games. Granted I may every once in a while grossly over estimate my skill, but I'm certain I could do what I mentioned. Moving on...Once we arrived home I did some thinking. I decided it was best since I still hadn't heard from Chandiss that I should GO BACK TO RHINO. ZOMG, MIAMI32 IS A MORON! I was clearly very worried about my young buxom tart. All I knew was I had to see my lady again. I told Assani my new found plan of glory and he of course made a face that looked like someone had just [censored] on his leg. Never the less, I would not me dismayed. I was going to the Rhino....

Part 4 shall be up tomorrow or Saturday.