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Mondogarage 02-18-2007 12:46 AM

Re: Is it weird to pee on your girlfriend, even in the shower?
 
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why stop at the pissing, just take a dump on her.

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I'm pretty sure that a dump will not fit down the shower drain.

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Blarg 02-18-2007 12:55 AM

Re: Is it weird to pee on your girlfriend, even in the shower?
 
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This thread is proof of evolution. Some of you aren't that far off from scent marking animals.

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No, peeing on your girl is fine, but peeing on your dog is way out of line.

catalyst 02-18-2007 01:00 AM

Re: Is it weird to pee on your girlfriend, even in the shower?
 
it's only weird if she's older than 14

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sarahbellum 02-18-2007 01:08 AM

Re: Is it weird to pee on your girlfriend, even in the shower?
 
1-800-LOVELINE

TDouble 02-18-2007 01:22 AM

Re: Is it weird to pee on your girlfriend, even in the shower?
 
def weird

J.Brown 02-18-2007 01:25 AM

Re: Is it weird to pee on your girlfriend, even in the shower?
 
a friend had a incident similar, here is the breakdown.
this story was told at a poker table, laughter insued

kinky/horny/crazy guy showering w/gf

has to go no. 1/thinks golden shower might be fun

gf is under nozzle with shampoo in hair

he proceeds to pee on her lower half and she moans a bit

he thinks this means go for it

she rinses shampoo out and turns around, only to get a full force blast of pee in the upper torso and neck region

look on her face makes friend realize moan was from warmth of urine not enjoyment of the act of the golden shower

shower ends quickly, violence from her and much yelling takes place immediately

friend now only pees in toilet. the end.

btw, who the hell wants to pee on anyone and why??
i can understand a lot of human sexuality, but this one always boggled me a bit. J.

Felix_Nietzsche 02-18-2007 01:27 AM

Re: Is it weird to pee on your girlfriend, even in the shower?
 
Healthy urine is sterile so it is not unsanitary.
However, you are weird and I would advise your GF to dump you....

Jiggymike 02-18-2007 01:55 AM

Re: Is it weird to pee on your girlfriend, even in the shower?
 
My gf would probably break up with me if I peed on her in the shower...and I wouldn't blame her. I think not peeing on people is a good stance to take.

canis582 02-18-2007 11:24 AM

Re: Is it weird to pee on your girlfriend, even in the shower?
 
"she rinses shampoo out and turns around, only to get a full force blast of pee in the upper torso and neck region"

Was she a dwarf?

inside?? 02-18-2007 03:51 PM

Re: Is it weird to pee on your girlfriend, even in the shower?
 
Is that one of the three things you want to do in college?


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