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HugItOut BIITCH 03-19-2007 11:02 PM

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 
I know the OP. He is referencing my girlfriend in his story. He probably is beating it to her. And for the record, if cats could ever be balla, his cat would be the most balla motha [censored] you've ever seen.

bmwguy525 03-19-2007 11:08 PM

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 
pics plz

TheGrifter 03-19-2007 11:39 PM

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 
According to his friend and dealer Daniel-Henri Kahnweiler, Picasso improvised around the accident precisely the way Rembrandt was thought to have done in his free-form “sketchpad” plates, some of which anthologized different images of his wife, Saskia. “I said to myself: it’s ruined,” Picasso noted. “I’m going to do any old thing on it. I began to scribble. It became Rembrandt.” The doodle did turn into Rembrandt’s face, though in all likelihood it wasn’t quite the pure accident that Picasso made it out to be.

Because his plate of the Marie-Thérèses recalls the Saskias, he was probably, at some level, thinking of Rembrandt before he’d even begun. But, once Rembrandt was summoned, he and Picasso became one and the same. Rembrandt’s face on that etching grafts him in the prime of his smiling self-congratulation—complete with curly whiskers and feathered beret—onto the puffier, double-chinned visage of Picasso’s own middle age.

ShakeZula06 03-19-2007 11:43 PM

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 
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i am unable to recucitate my wonderful time, my boner is dying, i cry out noooooooooo and proceed to freestyle it to my best friends girl ( if u read this obv kidding)

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I recently read in a psychology magazine that most things said in jest contain 50% truths. Soooooo......

I'm pretty sure you wanna nail your friends' girlfriend.

Not only that but you totally wanked it to thoughts of her....

and most likely have before.

If I was your "friend" I would give you a nice KITN. Make that twice.

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wtf

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timw07 03-19-2007 11:47 PM

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 
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I know the OP. He is referencing my girlfriend in his story. He probably is beating it to her. And for the record, if cats could ever be balla, his cat would be the most balla motha [censored] you've ever seen.

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msg no good w/o pics

HugItOut BIITCH 03-19-2007 11:59 PM

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 
i'll get pics,

HugItOut BIITCH 03-20-2007 12:11 AM

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 
Another beat for the OP: I most likely called him while he was jerkin it, because he said "I'll call you back, I'm busy"

acidca 05-11-2007 04:57 AM

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 
bump

KentuckyWildcats 05-11-2007 06:42 AM

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 
pics plz

dboy23 05-11-2007 07:22 AM

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 
another reason not to have animals in the room while doing that. I dont know why but that creeps me out.


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