Re: Lines I have used unsuccessfully on women (bee-atches)
 

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Holding a cocktail napkin or bar towel near her face:

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

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You stole that from me.

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Ive been waiting for the right opportunity for this one since i saw you post it months back.

Re: Lines I have used unsuccessfully on women (bee-atches)
 

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2. Want to have sex. (this was to a random person on the bus)

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i think that should work about 3% of the time. keep tryin man

Re: Lines I have used unsuccessfully on women (bee-atches)
 

Engulf my lengthy shaft with your warm moist mouth.

Wait! No need to get your knees dirty, I'll stand on a chair, biatch!

Re: Lines I have used unsuccessfully on women (bee-atches)
 

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Holding a cocktail napkin or bar towel near her face:

"Does this smell like chloroform?"

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You stole that from me.

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Ive been waiting for the right opportunity for this one since i saw you post it months back.

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Delay on your chloroform order? Yeah, my internet supplier sucks too.

Re: Lines I have used unsuccessfully on women (bee-atches)
 

Guy: Okay, I'll do it.

Girl: WTF you talking about?

Guy: Your friends told me you wanted to have sex with me?

Girl: No [censored] way!

Guy: (drops voice to James Earl Jones-like voice) What if I talk like this?