Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

anal fissure ftw

Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

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So, who else saw southpark last week?

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Bono is #1.

Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

pics?

Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

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It could be some intergastronological problems that actually require serious medical attention.

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i think the word you are looking for is gastrointestinal

and anyways qft see a doctor. if you have chrons or UC and dont treat it you INSTADIE. ive been bleeding a lot lately but started taking my medicine again and it chilled.

Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

1) "intergastronological" -- This sounds like an awesome specialty - wish they had it when I was training.

2) Most likely cause - internal roid. If you bleed again, see a GI MD - he (or she) will shove a metal tube up your bunghole and slip a rubberband around it - the roid dies a miserable death and you poop it out.

3) Less likely - fissure - usually VERY painful
- cancer - bleed microscopically, not grossly
- bleeding diverticulm or AVM - you're likely
not old enough, but at least you have these
to look forward in your golden years.

4) or, you were drunk enough that some new found friend pounded your ass......

MM MD

Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

w/e this happens to me like 3 times a week
quit being a pussy

Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
 

no pic no proof

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w/e this happens to me like 3 times a week
quit being a pussy

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cancer imo

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w/e this happens to me like 3 times a week
quit being a pussy

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LOL WORD

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this is hilarious because my roomate just came out from taking a [censored] and the first thing he said was "jesus that [censored] was bloody"