Re: I gotta quit phrasing it this way...
 

Now I just gotta figure out who will let me borrow their kid...

ME: "Oh yeah her mom is not with us anymore"
HER: "ZOMG single dad <3"
ME: "Oh no I just love kids so much that I babysit for my best friend's kid... I can't wait to have a little one of my own..."
HER: "ZOMG"

Re: I gotta quit phrasing it this way...
 

Is it a rule that you talk to other adults as if they were babies when babies are present?

Sorry if that sounds kind of snotish. My roommate just became a single mother and babies are ruining my life (due to having a baby, not the father dying or leaving, he was never there). This is a fairly mild case of some of what I've seen.

OP, congrats on getting hit on.

Re: I gotta quit phrasing it this way...
 

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Unless you plan on murdering your wife and reaping the rewards of single-parenthood, I would say this is a much bigger negative than a positive.

Checklist:
1) Married.
2) With children.
3) Finally getting attention from women.

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One of life's cruel jokes.
[censored] YOU, GOD.

Re: I gotta quit phrasing it this way...
 

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Now I just gotta figure out who will let me borrow their kid...

ME: "Oh yeah her mom is not with us anymore"
HER: "ZOMG single dad <3"
ME: "Oh no I just love kids so much that I babysit for my best friend's kid... I can't wait to have a little one of my own..."
HER: "ZOMG"

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HER: This is your lucky day, I already have two!