Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
This is the end
Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end I'll never look into your eyes...again Can you picture what will be So limitless and free Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand In a...desperate land Lost in a roman...wilderness of pain And all the children are insane All the children are insane Waiting for the summer rain, yeah There's danger on the edge of town Ride the king's highway, baby Weird scenes inside the gold mine Ride the highway west, baby Ride the snake, ride the snake To the lake, the ancient lake, baby The snake is long, seven miles Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold The west is the best The west is the best Get here, and we'll do the rest The blue bus is callin' us The blue bus is callin' us Driver, where you taken' us The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on He took a face from the ancient gallery And he walked on down the hall He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he Paid a visit to his brother, and then he He walked on down the hall, and And he came to a door...and he looked inside Father, yes son, I want to kill you Mother...i want to...[censored] you C'mon baby, take a chance with us C'mon baby, take a chance with us C'mon baby, take a chance with us And meet me at the back of the blue bus Doin' a blue rock On a blue bus Doin' a blue rock C'mon, yeah Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill This is the end Beautiful friend This is the end My only friend, the end It hurts to set you free But you'll never follow me The end of laughter and soft lies The end of nights we tried to die This is the end |
Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
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back then they didnt want him now hes hot they all on him back then they didnt want him now hes hot they all on him sklan-sky!!! when he came up on the tables the cards would show some love winning big with expert play would pay for all the bub girls wouldn't holla cause his dollars wasn't big enough i bet they change they mind when crucial pots come rollin up now tuff fish daughter see's he's a star, wants to sit in his car wants to count his G's and kisses his cheek because he's so fly telling all her friends she misses him, do you see why? 5 1 9, 9 0 7, three five five four hit sklansky on the low because he's about to go before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair noone cared about atheism, ch-yea before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair noone cared about atheism, ch-yea before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair noone cared about atheism, ch-yea [ QUOTE ] Edit: THIS JUST IN :: ALBUM IN STORES NOW http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7505/backthenmt1.jpg [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] ZOMFG WINNAR. can we get sklansky's reaction to this? |
Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
ok here's the image, via photoshop, looks better now, not perfect, but you'll get the idea. a take on a take of a classic:
http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/9...skysongun4.jpg |
Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
To the tune of YMCA...
Young men, there's no need to feel down I said, young men, pick yourself off the ground I said, young men, 'cause you're fishing around There's no need to be unhappy Young men, there's some books you can seek I said, young men, when your poker skills reek You can read them, and maybe stop your bad leak Learn many ways to milk the fishies (Chorus 1:) It's time to read the guy - Do you see why? It's time to fold ace-five - Do you see why? They have everything for young men to learn Implied odds and pot man-ip-ul-a-tion It's fun to bet Big Slick - Do you see why? It's fun to read real sick - Do you see why? You can make up a set, you can win a big bet every 40 or so hands Young men, are you listenin' to me? I said, young men, won't you follow Sklansky? I said, young men, you can make real your dreams If Moneymaker can, anyone can, it seems... No man does it all by himself I said, young men, buy that book off the shelf And just go there to the nearest cardroom And get busto/robusto soon (Repeat chorus 1) Young men, I was once donking bucks I said, I was down and had a game that sucks I felt no man cared if I were alive I felt the whole world knew I was weak-tight That's when someone came up to me And said, "Young man, take a walk up the street It's a forum: Variance, Beat, and Brag They can start you on the road to Super-LAG" (Chorus 2:) It's time to lay down Tens - Do you see why? It's time to bet the end- Do you see why? They have everything to fix your game But O-O-T just isn't the same It's time to push all-in - Do you see why? Tell God he'll never win - Do you see why? You can make up a set, you can win a big bet every 40 or so hands... |
Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
I am, I am, I am
I said I wanna do math with you I said I gonna debate with you You wouldnt want me have to hurt you to Hurt you to? I aint, I aint, I aint A buyin into your fallacies Im gonna learn ya my philosophy You wanna know about theology, morality? I know you want whats on my mind I know you like whats on my mind I know it eats you up inside I know You know I know You know I am a man of math Ill give ya somethin that ya wont forget I said venn diagrams relieve my stress I said venn diagrams ease my stress Ease my stress I know you want whats on my mind I know you like whats on my mind I know it eats you up inside I know you know I know You know Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun I am, I am, I am I said I wanna do math with you I said I gonna debate with you You wouldnt want me have to hurt you to Hurt you to? I know you want whats on my mind I know you like whats on my mind I know it eats you up inside I know You know I know You know I know you want whats on my mind I know you like whats on my mind I know it eats you up inside I know You know I know You know Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun Math is fun, is fun, is fun, is fun |
Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
diebitter,
8/10 |
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Edit: THIS JUST IN :: ALBUM IN STORES NOW http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7505/backthenmt1.jpg [/ QUOTE ] LOLOLOL!! Ding Ding Ding We have a winner! |
Re: OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION
Not for sklansky forum but i felt like it anyway. To be performed by aspiring artists Gildwulf G and Nath Dogg.
Regulators We regulate any stealing of his property And we damn good too But you cant be any geek from OOT, Gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep! Regulators!!! Mount up! G: It was a clear black night, a clear white moon Gildy G was in tha house, trying to consume Some bets for the eve, so I can get some bucks Just rollin' in my chair, not givin' a [censored]. Nath: Just hit the east side of the LBC On a mission trying to find Mr. Gildy G. Seen a table full of donks ain't no need to tweak All you fish know whats up with BBV. G: So I hooks a left on the two-one and Lewis, Some brothas shootin' dice so I said lets do this. I jumped out the ride, and said whats up? Then Grimstarr pulled some gats so I said I'm stuck. Nath: Since these fish poppin' me ima 4-bet not bail These fishes bustin' so hard they straight hit the rail Wontcha think of better things than some donkey fish I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix. G: I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself. I cant believe they taking Gildy's wealth. They took my $5k, they took my Stridex I looked at the Grimstarr said damn, whats next? Nath: They got my homey hemmed up and they 'bout to go, Aint none of them seeing if they going straight 10k fight yo. I gotta come up real quick and do a rail of blow, And then pull out my strap and lay them busters low. G: They got guns to my head I think I'm going down I cant believe this happenin' in my own town If I had wings I could fly Let me contemplate I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Nath. Nath: Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole Nath dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold Now Grimmy's droppin' and yellin' It's a tad bit late Nath dogg and Gildy g had to regulate. I laid all them bustos down I let my gat explode Now I'm switching my mind back into donkament mode If you want chips sit back and observe I just 3-bet all-in over there on the turn. G: Now Nath wins the donkaments And thats a known fact Before I got Grimmed I was on the same track Back me back me cause its on N a t h and me The Gildy to the g Nath: Just like I thought, HIV was in the same spot In need of some desperate help. The Nath dogg and the g-child Were in need of something else. One of them games was sexy as hell I said ooo there's overlay. HIV said my roll's broke down and you like minbet, Would ya let me play? I won a couple freezeouts and it's going real swell The next stop is the robusto motel G: I'm modding Into a whole new era BBV-funk Step to this I dare ya BBV On a whole new level Nath: The variance is the beats and the beats is the braggo G: Busto Downswings We brings Malady BBV-funk Where variance is life And life is variance Nath: If you know like I know OOT dont wanna step to this Its the BBV-funk era Funked out with a gangsta twist If you smoke like I smoke Then you high like everyday And if your ass is McBusto BBV will regulate. |
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Not for sklansky forum but i felt like it anyway. To be performed by aspiring artists Gildwulf G and Nath Dogg. Regulators We regulate any stealing of his property And we damn good too But you cant be any geek from OOT, Gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep! Regulators!!! Mount up! G: It was a clear black night, a clear white moon Gildy G was in tha house, trying to consume Some bets for the eve, so I can get some bucks Just rollin' in my chair, not givin' a [censored]. Nath: Just hit the east side of the LBC On a mission trying to find Mr. Gildy G. Seen a table full of donks ain't no need to tweak All you fish know whats up with BBV. G: So I hooks a left on the two-one and Lewis, Some brothas shootin' dice so I said lets do this. I jumped out the ride, and said whats up? Then Grimstarr pulled some gats so I said I'm stuck. Nath: Since these fish poppin' me ima 4-bet not bail These fishes bustin' so hard they straight hit the rail Wontcha think of better things than some donkey fish I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix. G: I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself. I cant believe they taking Gildy's wealth. They took my $5k, they took my Stridex I looked at the Grimstarr said damn, whats next? Nath: They got my homey hemmed up and they 'bout to go, Aint none of them seeing if they going straight 10k fight yo. I gotta come up real quick and do a rail of blow, And then pull out my strap and lay them busters low. G: They got guns to my head I think I'm going down I cant believe this happenin' in my own town If I had wings I could fly Let me contemplate I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Nath. Nath: Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole Nath dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold Now Grimmy's droppin' and yellin' It's a tad bit late Nath dogg and Gildy g had to regulate. I laid all them bustos down I let my gat explode Now I'm switching my mind back into donkament mode If you want chips sit back and observe I just 3-bet all-in over there on the turn. G: Now Nath wins the donkaments And thats a known fact Before I got Grimmed I was on the same track Back me back me cause its on N a t h and me The Gildy to the g Nath: Just like I thought, HIV was in the same spot In need of some desperate help. The Nath dogg and the g-child Were in need of something else. One of them games was sexy as hell I said ooo there's overlay. HIV said my roll's broke down and you like minbet, Would ya let me play? I won a couple freezeouts and it's going real swell The next stop is the robusto motel G: I'm modding Into a whole new era BBV-funk Step to this I dare ya BBV On a whole new level Nath: The variance is the beats and the beats is the braggo G: Busto Downswings We brings Malady BBV-funk Where variance is life And life is variance Nath: If you know like I know OOT dont wanna step to this Its the BBV-funk era Funked out with a gangsta twist If you smoke like I smoke Then you high like everyday And if your ass is McBusto BBV will regulate. [/ QUOTE ] This just might be the greatest single piece of written work in the history of man. |
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HOLY [censored]
HOLY [censored] HOLY [censored] SM, that was awesome. highlights: [ QUOTE ] Since these fish poppin' me ima 4-bet not bail These fishes bustin' so hard they straight hit the rail [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] One of them games was sexy as hell I said ooo there's overlay. HIV said my roll's broke down and you like minbet, Would ya let me play? I won a couple freezeouts and it's going real swell The next stop is the robusto motel [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] And if your ass is McBusto BBV will regulate. [/ QUOTE ] |
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