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Ron Paul has stated that when elected, as part of his anti-government views, he will turn off the government-run forcefield which prevents the forces of darkness from breaking into this dimension.

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Ron Paul's first act of office will be passing a constitutional amendment allowing a "national baby punching day".

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FYP- Ron Paul is a man of principle.

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Ron Paul will end the war on drugs, releasing many African Americans into the streets. He'll also decrease government regulations of the market, allowing the Jews to take over. The resulting surge of rapes, murders, stereo thefts, and mult-million dollar Bar Mitzvahs will help justify his eugenics programs. Stormfront, Adanthar, Redbean, and Josem have it all figured out. Why don't you guys.

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Hmmm, me thinks we should put this into some type of collection. These are all rather comical. Not at all what I intended with this thread, but it's funny none the less.

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When elected, RP will force any Congressman who votes against his plans to sit thru a OBG/YN visit with a RLY fat woman.

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Ron Paul will end the war on drugs, releasing many African Americans into the streets. He'll also decrease government regulations of the market, allowing the Jews to take over. The resulting surge of rapes, murders, stereo thefts, and mult-million dollar Bar Mitzvahs will help justify his eugenics programs. Stormfront, Adanthar, Redbean, and Josem have it all figured out. Why don't you guys.


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winner

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HES A PHONEY

....and he really does hate black people

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He is against the right to burn flags based on the bills he introduced.

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Ron Paul will end the war on drugs, releasing many African Americans into the streets. He'll also decrease government regulations of the market, allowing the Jews to take over. The resulting surge of rapes, murders, stereo thefts, and mult-million dollar Bar Mitzvahs will help justify his eugenics programs. Stormfront, Adanthar, Redbean, and Josem have it all figured out. Why don't you guys.

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WINNAR!!

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He is against the right to burn flags based on the bills he introduced.

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lol, too serious for this thread [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

(Incidentally, bill he intro'd to vote against)