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Bob T. 10-04-2007 11:31 AM

Re: GOD [censored] DAMNIT
 
Can you say 'Tilt'?

KitCloudkicker 10-04-2007 03:14 PM

Re: GOD [censored] DAMNIT
 
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Can you say 'Tilt'?

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StrictlyStrategy 10-04-2007 04:02 PM

Re: GOD [censored] DAMNIT
 
Such crap. I almost never do, and when I do I'm like"OMG I just 3bet QTo in MP" and rack up immediately. If you mean life tilt, then yes.

It did make me feel better though, driving home I saw a cute little deer on the side of the road grazing for food. I stopped and thought for a minute and realized, yes, this thing needed to die. I drove straight in to it at full speed.

Frond 10-04-2007 07:09 PM

Re: GOD [censored] DAMNIT
 
Oh Jeez, it happened!!! Well as some of you know, I met last month's goal of getting a new ring for me wifey subsidized through live play. Met the goal.

Just spoke to wife on her way home from work and we were talking about poker related stuff and she says, "So what is your goal for poker this month, what about breast enhancement?" I replied, "Cool honey, but mine or yours?"

KitCloudkicker 10-04-2007 10:48 PM

Re: GOD [censored] DAMNIT
 
Cleveland 12.

Yankees 3.

LMAO

jesse8888 10-10-2007 08:28 PM

Re: Oktober der Niedrige Zufriedene Faden(Oct. LC Thread)
 
No posts in here for some time, so I'll bring it back up front. Here is a short yet humorous anecdote from the 3/6 table this week:

Some people call and the dealer decides to flop some cards. Some people bet and some call, and another card is turned. More betting ensues, and the river is put down. Final board of:

A 3 Q 2 K rainbow (in that order....king on river)

Then this happens between "Donk" and "Luckbox", taking about 3 minutes because Donk can't even manage his freaking chip stack and the dealer is trying to keep their bets separate and well organized for the impending chop:

LB: Bet
D: Raise
LB: Raise
D: Raise
LB: Raise
D: Raise
LB: Raise
D: We have the same hand. Same hand right? I call.

LB tables JTo. D is noticeably astonished, then confused, then terrified. He looks at the board long and hard. I start to laugh hysterically as the man next to me says "He has 45". D tables 45o. I have to walk away from the table and almost hurt myself laughing.

Bob T. 10-11-2007 03:05 AM

Re: GOD [censored] DAMNIT
 
Somewhere in the bronx, there is a seven year old boy, wondering,

'Will the Yankees win a World Series during my lifetime?'

Frond 10-11-2007 03:40 AM

Re: GOD [censored] DAMNIT
 
Both Hyperrrprank and myself by sheer dumbness, threw away hands(by not showing at showdown) that would have won tonight at our table. Mine was a sympathy blunder for him so he would not feel so bad [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]. They were both good sized pots too. Think we both may have been a bit tired. Hyper was more tired though having to hoist those 8 racks to the cage vs my 3!

Lethe 10-11-2007 01:51 PM

Re: GOD [censored] DAMNIT
 
I'm not sure what's worse... not tabling your hand and losing a pot you should've won, or stupidly folding in a big pot on the river w/ a hand that would have won.

Since I was guilty of number 2 recently, I'm going to say 1 is worse :P

jesse8888 10-11-2007 01:56 PM

Re: GOD [censored] DAMNIT
 
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Somewhere in the bronx, there is a seven year old boy, wondering,

'Will the Yankees win a World Series during my lifetime?'

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Somewhere in this forum post, there is a 25 year old from pittsburgh not wondering the same thing about the pirates because he already knows the answer [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]


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