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Himself 11-29-2007 09:47 AM

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Wait, you guys watch porn on the internet wtf?

4_2_it 11-29-2007 10:19 AM

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Wait, you guys watch porn on the internet wtf?

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There is no porn on the Internet. Porn can only be obtained it via mail order or by visiting your neighborhood adult book store.

kylephilly 11-29-2007 10:28 AM

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What happened to old school VHS tapes man?

...am I living in the past?

fees 11-29-2007 10:36 AM

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It's hit and miss. I hope you like cum shots.

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THEOSU 11-29-2007 10:51 AM

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Wait, you guys watch porn on the internet wtf?

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There is no porn on the Internet. Porn can only be obtained via inline posting of it by banned former posters such as the.accountant.

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4_2_it 11-29-2007 10:55 AM

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What happened to old school VHS tapes man?

...am I living in the past?

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Hells no. I heard that they are working on making extended tapes that would be able to hold up to 4 hours of content and players with astonishing freeze frame capabilities. Now is truly the best time to be alive.

TheyCallMeDonk 11-29-2007 10:58 AM

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MyFreePaysite [dot] com >>>>>>>>> any other porn on the internet.

Free to sign up, only need an email and a password.

No spyware, adware, or cookies, ever. I created a throwaway email on yahoo to sign up, because I didn't want to get spam... and that email address hasn't gotten anything in its inbox in over 2 years, except for the initial password confirmation.

Full-length DVD movies in FLASH so you don't have to download anything. It's more porn than I could possibly need in 10 lifetimes... there's no reason to go anywhere else.

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super qft

Georgia Avenue 11-29-2007 10:59 AM

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youporn is the best because of the amateur stuff. An ex of mine once shared with me her favorited videos on youp that included a dude making his ex-gf bark like a dog while he [censored] her from behind. Needless to say we were soon doing it while howling like wolves and watching that video at the same time. Man I miss that chick.

O Fen�meno 11-29-2007 11:06 AM

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misschris likes youporn imo

THEOSU 11-29-2007 11:16 AM

Re: hey have any of you guys ever heard of YouPorn
 
nath,

nice of you to venture over to bbv4l to ask about sex. i realize no other forum can help with this sort of thing, so i shall do my best to help.

you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much or they just want to [censored] or whatever, the man inserts his penis into some body part of the female, generally her vagina or her mouth. thrust. repeat. repeat. if you don't want to have a kid, either wear a hat, or ejaculate on her face or something. also, if you're lucky she'll be drunk and won't realize you've "missed" her vagina until it's too late! score!

sometimes the woman will insist on something called "foreplay" to help her "get in the mood." this is a bunch of dingo's kidneys. just get a good lubricant such as ky jelly or astroglide, and she'll be a good enough "mood" for the preceding paragraph to take place.

i hope this little life lesson helped.

also, i have never been to youporn.


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