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dagreez 11-26-2007 08:04 PM

Re: Post your WTF??? hand of the day.
 
Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $546.55
SB: $198
BB: $702.30
UTG: $228.80
CO: $74.05

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, CO calls $2, <font color="red">Hero raises to $9</font>, SB folds, BB calls $7, CO folds

Flop: ($21) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $16</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $46</font>, BB calls $30

Turn: ($113) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $90</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $180</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $491.55 and is All-In</font>, BB calls $311.55

River: ($1,096.10) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $1,096.10 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Ace high) and WON $1,093.10 (+$546.55 NET)
BB showed K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and LOST (-$546.55 NET)

big pot wtf

happyhour456 11-26-2007 08:32 PM

Re: Post your WTF??? hand of the day.
 
http://www.nussjagd.de/pics/maus_auf_hand.jpg

xjimraketex 11-26-2007 08:41 PM

Re: Post your WTF??? hand of the day.
 
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Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $546.55
SB: $198
BB: $702.30
UTG: $228.80
CO: $74.05

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, CO calls $2, <font color="red">Hero raises to $9</font>, SB folds, BB calls $7, CO folds

Flop: ($21) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $16</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $46</font>, BB calls $30

Turn: ($113) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $90</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $180</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $491.55 and is All-In</font>, BB calls $311.55

River: ($1,096.10) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $1,096.10 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Ace high) and WON $1,093.10 (+$546.55 NET)
BB showed K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and LOST (-$546.55 NET)

big pot wtf

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run it three times next time, you gonna lose twice!

dagreez 11-26-2007 08:59 PM

Re: Post your WTF??? hand of the day.
 

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/f...w/borat-46.jpg

high FIIyyyyyvvVVVEEE!!

happyhour456 11-26-2007 09:09 PM

Re: Post your WTF??? hand of the day.
 
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Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN): $546.55
SB: $198
BB: $702.30
UTG: $228.80
CO: $74.05

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, CO calls $2, <font color="red">Hero raises to $9</font>, SB folds, BB calls $7, CO folds

Flop: ($21) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $16</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $46</font>, BB calls $30

Turn: ($113) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $90</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $180</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $491.55 and is All-In</font>, BB calls $311.55

River: ($1,096.10) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $1,096.10 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Ace high) and WON $1,093.10 (+$546.55 NET)
BB showed K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and LOST (-$546.55 NET)

big pot wtf

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run it three times next time, you gonna lose twice!

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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

iSTRONG 11-26-2007 09:43 PM

Re: Post your WTF??? hand of the day.
 

$1/$2 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG (<font color="#0000cc">$358.30</font>)
UTG+1 (<font color="#0000cc">$215.00</font>)
Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$984.64</font>)
BTN (<font color="#0000cc">$197.00</font>)
SB (<font color="#0000cc">$33.00</font>)
BB (<font color="#0000cc">$498.72</font>)

Pre-flop: ($3, 6 players) Hero is CO 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#777777">2 folds</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $8</font>, <font color="#777777">2 folds</font>, BB calls $6

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($17, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $12</font>, BB calls $12

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($41, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $25</font>, BB calls $25

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($91, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: $91
BB shows: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero shows: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

BB wins $88 ( won +$43 )
Hero lost -$45.00

Faustfan 11-27-2007 12:15 AM

Re: Post your WTF??? hand of the day.
 
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (6 handed) Party-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

Hero ($107.85)
CO ($357.51)
Button ($97)
SB ($97.50)
BB ($123.93)
UTG ($192.54)

Preflop: Hero is MP with http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/jd.gif, http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/jc.gif.
1 fold,Hero raises to $4, CO raises to $16,3 folds,Hero raises to $50, CO calls $34.

Flop: ($101.50) http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/6c.gif, http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/2s.gif, http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/9c.gif(2 players)
Hero calls $107.85 (All-In), CO calls $57.85.

Turn: ($217.20) http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/5s.gif(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($217.20) http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/4d.gif(2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $217.20

Results in white below:
Hero has Jd Jc (one pair, jacks).
CO has 3s 5h (straight, six high).
Outcome: CO wins $267.20. </font>

sharkscopeaholic 11-27-2007 04:31 AM

Re: Post your WTF??? hands of the day.
 
This needs a pre-briefing. I decided i would shortstack today to see if i can make more monies since im a tourney donk 500 hands =40big blinds down then i say fk it move down a level and buy in full. Heres the 2 of the first 9 hands. Agasint same opponet.

First one is super standard, but this is my post so go fk yourself.

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

SB ($34.80)
BB ($22.40)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($25)</font>
UTG+1 ($25.70)
MP1 ($20.20)
MP2 ($8.20)
MP3 ($47.05)
CO ($38.05)
<font color="#C00000">Button ($61.20)</font>

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, MP3 calls $1, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $1, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: ($3.35) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $2.5</font>, MP3 folds, Button calls $2.50.

Turn: ($8.35) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $6.5</font>, Button calls $6.50.

River: ($21.35) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $15 (All-In)</font>, Button calls $15.

Final Pot: $51.35

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Kd As (two pair, aces and nines).
Button doesn't show. HE HAD AQs
Outcome: Hero wins $51.35. </font>



Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">Hero ($48.55)</font>
BB ($25.70)
UTG ($25)
MP ($54.40)
CO ($38.05)
<font color="#C00000">Button ($35.45)</font>

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $0.25, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $0.25, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($1) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, MP checks, Button checks.

Turn: ($1) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $1</font>, BB folds, MP calls $1, Button calls $1.

River: ($4) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $4</font>, MP folds, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $47.3 (All-In)</font>, Button calls $22.20 (All-In).

Final Pot: $85.50

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Qc 3h (full house, queens full of nines).
Button shows Jd 3c
Outcome: Hero wins $85.50. </font>

KLJ 11-27-2007 04:38 AM

Re: Post your WTF??? hands of the day.
 
Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $197.20
SB: $269.30
BB: $200
UTG: $206.35
MP: $200.50
Hero (CO): $204.20

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7</font>, BTN calls $7, 2 folds

Flop: ($17) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $12</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $28</font>, Hero calls $16

Turn: ($73) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $46</font>, Hero calls $46

River: ($165) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $110</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $123.20 and is All-In</font>, BTN folds

Results: $385 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and WON $382 (+$191 NET)

$6 to call. Regular, have 1000 hands on him in the last month. LOL

Nichlemn 11-27-2007 05:35 AM

Re: Post your WTF??? hand of the day.
 
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Flop: ($101.50) http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/6c.gif, http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/2s.gif, http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/9c.gif(2 players)
Hero calls $107.85 (All-In), CO calls $57.85.


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[x] Hero and Villain call God's all-in.


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