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i came four times while reading this thread

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lol at these stories

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Well handled

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Wow awesome OP, 9/10 imo.

My worst beating off experience was at my first job as a computer support at the nearby factory. I had few long days while I was alone there (normally 3-4 people working there plus me) and those 8 hour days were goddamn boring. One day I decided to take some porn with me to beat off to it during the boring hours alone (i had internet too but access to porn sites denied ldo).

So there I was watching some bitch being [censored] in the ass sounds loud and just about to burst while I heard the door to my office being opened even though I was sure I had electronically locked it. My pants were down and the porn was loud enough to be heard to the door if it was open and all I could do was pull my pants up and stand up and for some reason unknown even though I managed to hold my cum inside, while standing up something happened and I started ejaculating. The porn was still on and some bald guy came in with his laptop and looked quite troubled and I dont wonder since the porn was still on. Try to imagine a situation where youre standing in front of a bald, 40ish fat guy and looking him into his eyes and cumming at the same time. Goddamn.

I closed the porn and tried to act as normally as possible but I couldnt and I slipped one of the most embarrasing sentences which was "damn, these porn ads with voice included are pissing me off". Not the best line here obv. He said something like "yeah...umm can you check my laptop?" and I said yeah put in on the table which was about one feet away from me. I couldnt take it from his hands since my belt was still open and my pants would have dropped if I moved towards him.

He asked if I could check it now and of course I said "nah, gimme your cell phone number and I check back to you when I have time, Im a little busy right now" which just got the situation even more embarrasing. All this time I could see it from his face that he knew exactly what was happening there.

And you can guess, I didnt work there long after that.

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again, more people who 'blast' pr0n...i guess it must be std and just me who doesn't do it

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d00d teh pr0n was made to be LOUD, how else r u gonna hear every little sound ldo, crank that shizznit

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I'm routinely caught beating off by my feline. We never make eye contact anymore.

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Try to imagine a situation where youre standing in front of a bald, 40ish fat guy and looking him into his eyes and cumming at the same time. Goddamn

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Whahahadfgahahahahaha A+++++!!!++!+!+!

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awesome+1 chop

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Here's another one. Got home from school was a freshman I think. The old man left outta town on a business trip and mom wasn't due for a couple hours so i jump on the phone and dial 1800 big [censored] or something. It asked for a credit card number and I put in some random digits. Than it told me to call some 1900 number. Looking back i cant believe I actually thought the fake credit card i entered would get charged but hey i was 15 with a boner and had sexy female voices on the line. Called the number and had to go through like a million different options. press 1 for redheads 3 for big [censored] etc, etc. Like 15 minutes in i hear the front door opening. i hang up and put my stuff back on. my old man forgot something so was only home for a couple of minutes. He leaves again and i jump back on the phone for like 20 more minutes than get tired of all the options so i just hang up without ever talking to anyone.

Anyways im playin video games in my room like a month later and i hear my parents arguing. My mom is asking dad if he called a psychic or somethin wtf r these charges whys the bill so big did u call a porno line and hes like no i swear i didnt honest to god. I got my game on pause and have that feeling like [censored] im bout to get discovered. Mom comes and confronts me and I fess up and wash dishes at my aunts restauarant for like a month just to pay that [censored]. Never even got to bust a nut.

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I used to deliver pizza a few years ago. The place was pretty slow most nights so i would take my time doing deliveries and they wouldnt know. i had a delivery near my house, so i decided to stop in and hopped on my computer for a sec. i opened some porn and started wanking it. while i was about to finish my mom came home, so i grabbed a sports illustrated swimsuit mag and headed back to work. i ripped out a few pages and held them on the steering wheel so i could jerk it while driving. soon after i pulled over on the side of the road. i got out in front of my car and busted on the street. then i took a piss and went back to work.

i actually got some cum on my pants and only realized when i was standing there waiting for another delivery. i was laughing to myself knowing i had cum on my pants and nobody else knew what i just did lol.

that wasnt really embarassing, but funny nonetheless